You come across pic related she's on a holy quest to help any and all in need...

ELF SLAVE WAT DO

Help her out and heal her up. She looks like she could use a proper meal and sleep, so maybe get her to an inn as well.

Is this some kind of trap? Am I supposed to know who she is?

Help her in anyway I can, let her rest in my bed, then mating press her when she's fast asleep.

>Woman
>Moeblob
What the FUCK was she even doing on an adventure in the first place?
I don't have time to waste, I have more important things to do. I leave her there to die, much like she'd leave me there to die if the roles were reversed.

Get her out, heal her wounds, offer to help with her worthy cause.

She's just an unlucky adventurer/do-gooder. Artist also has a mage-girl that blew herself up learning magic, various monstergirls, and a scientist lady falling for the snake-alien girl she's supposed to be researching.

Help her out. Looks like she's had a shitty enough time already, no need to make it worse.

Crestless and without ties to any of the other known orders, the wandering knights follow their own goals. They are altruistic civilian individuals whom decided to take up armor and weapon, leaving family and name behind in their lonely crusade for the greater good.
Driven by an indomitable will to ward against the creatures of the mist they wander tirelessly from settlement to settlement to aid those in need - to spill their own blood in the place of the innocent.
They are loved by the people - sometimes nearing an eerie disposition of adoration that can’t quite be explained. Just the promise of help seems enough to drive people into a celebratory frenzy… Something the knights of the other orders are rare to see, despite their efforts.
No one can remember when the first one showed up, or how many there are - or has been. The name of Grey is given by the people as the knights themselves claim to be without names.
Though possessing no witching trickery of the mist, they have the uncanny ability to sense the presence of those that do - making them invaluable tools during witch-hunts.

Even in the tags, she doesn't seem to have a name other than Knight of the Grey.

The character I'm playing right now would take a look down the hole, and then walk away ignoring her.

>heal wounds
>get her clean at the next in
>fix up her gear
>tell her you want her to stick around because she's cute as fuck and two swords are better than one sword
>new follower for my Paladin get

>not pooping on her
Simply pathetic.

>anime girl what doooo????
I slap the DM

Give her a bowl of eggs

Part of me wonders how different the replies in this thread would be if it were a big dude in that pit rather than a cute anime girl. The other part of me already knows the answer.

We are using the rope, are we not.

Brutal Anal Rape

she would gladly take it as long as it keeps you from raping anyone else

you come across a lone burly woodcutter, bound by a gang of orcs. What do you do?

Wait a second... is this a set-up for gay porn? I'd help him, but only while avoiding eyecontact and mumbling "no homo" under my breath.

IF THIS MAN TREADS THE PATH OF THE SWOLE, THEN HE HAS A FRIEND IN ME!

HAVE AT YOU, YOU RUFFIANS!

Rope trick won't save us this time. Guess I will have to use dialogue.

That's both encouraging and depressing at the same time.

Relicmom best knight

2/3

3/3
Wielding holy artifacts of the old world - like guardians of a forgotten time - the saints of the order of Our Sacred Chalice scour the mist in search of relics and wisdom which survived the war of the Great Horrors.

Mysterious and secretive, each saint is a nation of their own, but with unswerving loyalty to each other and their common goal. They are the dedicated keepers of the holy relics and leaders of their devoted retinues of acolytes - orphan children put in service of the greater good. Be it changelings, giants or human. Saints rarely operate near settlements, so the taboos aren’t as strict.

Life is grim for both acolyte and saint as they often travel uncharted territories in the mist in search of more secrets. No matter what - a saint is not allowed to die. Should their life be threatened, it will be artificially extended through painful, esoteric medical procedures to a degree well beyond what a human body should tolerate. No acolyte would allow their saint to be hurt and would sacrifice their own life without hesitation - as few wish to become the next saint, should their own die.

Above them all is the relic itself. No life is worth more than it’s safety. Both saint and acolytes are deeply trained in its function, care and operation. Should a saint die, an acolyte will pick it up and become the new Saint. Should a Saint find a new relic, it will be brought back to the order’s citadel for study. If it is still operational, an acolyte befitting it’s criteria will be chosen to become its saint - and so the order grows.

Like a holy congregation, the saints of the Order of Our Sacred Chalice gathers at their citadel deep underground in an ancient mine where they keep their secrets safe and heavily fortified. No one knows how many silver tower bells they have in their possession as no chime has ever been heard. Yet still, the monsters of the mist stay clear and out of their territory.

Who knows what secret binds them together so religiously.

>Pick up from hole
>Drag off to local inn
>Clean wounds with cloth and herbs
>Pay for several days' stay
>Feed with hearty soup, clean water and fresh bread until the paleness goes away

>paleness doesn't go away
>she assures you it's alright

You forgot to make her eat all of the eggs

>but she's stuck in a hole with a arrow in her, wat do?
I cast detect undead. Then based on the information on the setting, I ask her if she'd ever consider wearing onion-shaped armor, and if she was kicked down the hole

I'm playing a priestess/cleric, it's fine.

Sell her Nova Coke after we get her out. Let it be the Draco Foundation's problem

>Stuck in a hole
>Not stuck in a wall-hole with her ass sticking out the other side
Not interested.

Where is it from?

>No weebshit allowed.

hushabyevalley.tumblr.com/post/164906129892/crestless-and-without-ties-to-any-of-the-other

Underrated post.

user, those are clearly containment boards.

This popped into my head as well.

Fuckin Patches.

>scrolling though
>Himehorns
Dammit Dan, why are you everywhere but here?

What kind of question is that?! Get her out waif her, of course!

Containment boards, most of which were here before Veeky Forums existed. That makes no sense, user.

>She's had many followers, those who feared for her safety, and those who believed that she would eventually retire.
>They're all dead now. And she has learnt well the lesson, "Knights of the Grey walk alone, die alone, so that others have no need to."

The best kind of yuri

I wanna fug cripple mommy

nah, that would be professor and alien

I got it, user.

He did redeem himself in the best way possible at the end though

I mean, I'm currently playing a lich, and in the system we're using liches get power from killing mortals.
So yeah, easy target in a hole that isn't a local? She's dead. And maybe then she'll raise her as an undead minion depending on how tough of a fight she put up.

Overrated post

Sure it does, the cancer was first contained so actual non-cancerous boards could be opened. Pre-emptive containement.

Not that it worked mind you, cancer everywhere.

Rescue. Heal. Leave.

Rescue. Heal. Kill orcs if necessary, then drain blood from bodies to aid future rescueheals. Leave.

...

Appropriately rated post.

>They're all dead now. And she has learnt well the lesson, "Knights of the Grey walk alone, die alone, so that others have no need to."
Well now

Nah, it's a perfectly wholesome mother/daughter relationship. Ada is where you'll find the yurimemes.

user, Veeky Forums is a containment board. It was made because 40kfags kept spamming /b/ into oblivion, so we're were cordoned off to keep our cancer at bay

That user is still right though. The best kind of yuri is no yuri at all

>look at me, I don't know what yuri is

Nigga, at best you're looking at some very vague yuri """undertones""" hidden underneath a story about a motherly combat saint and her war-orphan pseudofamily, but the reality of the situation is that you're one of those detestable yurifags who thinks every time a girl talks to another girl they're banging six ways from Sunday on the sly.

Especially since the artist has no misgivings about drawing actual yuri.

>tfw I unintentionally played that character once
I had the worst luck. First roll of the game for me, I got. It by a snake, failed my con check, and was out for weeks while the party helped build a fort on the edge of the kingdom. I frequently rolled low enough to be always go after the monsters, while my party members would roll higher, which means to situations where they'd make a plan at the top of initiative, act on it, and accidentally leave me surrounded by the enemies they abandoned. I actually loved that game, though. Lots of memories

Well, we all gonna die some day. Your walk is righteous. Lead me to my fathers.

Undertones? No, you said there'd be yuri. Wh-Undertones are NOT yuri! They're GIRLS! If they aren't doing gay things to each other, then WHAT ARE THEY GOOD FOR!? You have ONE JOB! My coffeemaker has one job, to make me coffee. And it manages that! I'm not on the receiving end of coffee undertones!

>artist draws blatant yuri
>these pieces featuring all girls in a close relationship cannot be yuri

Artist name?

>They're GIRLS! If they aren't doing gay things to each other, then WHAT ARE THEY GOOD FOR!?
Well, reproducing with males, I suppose.

that file name better be either fugs in the rain or some variation of it.

>No, you said there'd be yuri
No I fucking didn't, you said that. To stretch the metaphor further, you've been given some delicious red velvet marble cake and are insisting that it's a cup of coffee when it's not even coffee cake.
Gee, it's almost like she doesn't limit herself to one shitty fetish and has no problem drawing other things, especially since she's trying to flesh out a world and all.

it appears to be "1467220654745.jpg", user

Only correct answer.

I'm sure you're joking, and I get it, but you're also making the thread a mess, so please stop

You are being willfully obtuse, user. You're actually worse than a yurifag.

>these pieces featuring all girls in an obviously familial relationship doing no romantic or lewd things isn't yuri
That's right, yes.

I liked demo too, user

youtu.be/Fib4-S9ENpE?t=5m46s

No, I just don't see everything as yurishit.

Hushabye

>these pieces featuring all girls in an obviously familial relationship doing no romantic or lewd things

That is traditional yuri to a T, yes. I hate it when idiots assume yuri=clam jammin' and nothing else.

Bless you my child. To return the favor, is there any piece of art that you have been looking for that I could provide? I have 12GB of fantasy art

Lolis with swords, if you have any. I'm lacking.

Is this from something?

The debt is paid.

Mother-daughter relationships are not yuri. And if they once were the definition as commonly used has changed. Not necessarily just to sex, but also to romance. Not regular family relationships though.

If that's what you're arguing then this entire spat has been low key about nothing more than semantics.

can you guys stop being weird?
go out side
go to a social mixer
JUST STOP BEING AWFUL AT BEING BASIC HUMAN BEINGS.

you're an idiot.

the art-style may be anime-ish
the situation isn't.

I'd help the guy out of the hole too, I'd just be a lot more careful about anchoring my ropes first cause she doesn't look nearly as heavy

throw her a rope. haul her out. give her a measure of food. offer her what healing I can. tuck her in next to a banked fire in a spare cloak. scrawl on a little strip of parchment/paper/birchbark the words "good luck" where she will find it. leave while she sleeps.

OP pic reminds me of the sad rabbit girl thread a while back; I liked that thread.

you aggressively save art too?
neat.

People have literally written official papers about this, the kind that unironically granted someone a doctorate in yuri. Yes, the pseudo mother-daughter relationship is yuri.

Burly dudes acting shy is pretty fucking moe, duder. It's why this adorable dad was so popular despite having so few lines.

>OP pic reminds me of the sad rabbit girl thread a while back; I liked that thread.

Good thread would protect all rabbits

I don't really carry but I do carry a Multi Functional shovel. I'll dig some steps and carry her out and continue to carry her until we get to a town where I pay her a healer and room see to it that she gets better and teach her the ways of the shovel and how goddamn useful they can be

Fight them with my shovel

Man I haven't even play Shovel knight I just know how great theses simple tools are.

So does that mean a boy with a surrogate father figure is yaoi?

Just seems like an overcomplication of the term for no real purpose desu. Makes it harder to tell particular yurifags to fuck off when they try to spread the sex aspect to stuff like mother-daughter relations where it doesn't belong.

>sex
>not belonging in a loving mother-daughter relationship
b-but that's wrong, user!

Stab her with my holy sword and then stab her with my holy sword.

I don't give a flying fug about yaoi, my autism is pure love.

Depends on what you mean by sex aspects and in what way it doesn't belong with mother-daughter. For the three pics in particular, obviously not scissor-me-timbers tier there could very well be bathing/skinship.

>So does that mean a boy with a surrogate father figure is yaoi?
It also means shit like the last of us is Daddy/Daughter incest.