I had a DM ban a character of mine on the smarmy grounds that he "didn't like her attitude".
He claims that she was having too much sass to his NPCs and was a 'mary sue'. This despite the fact the character drastically under-performed in every aspect of the game.
I'm really looking for a way to break this next asshole's game. Anyone have any game-breaking, no-fun-allowed strategies or stories? DnD 5e here.
So far I've heard of "Conjure woodlands" and "just be a druid". Any others?
>breaking games
No. Even if it's a shit game, just stop acting like a fucking child and drop the game. Better for literally everyone involved.
You shouldn't do this. Act like an adult and talk your problems with your DM and if you can't resolved it then just leave the group.
However, if you want to piss your dm, just go for divination wizard with lucky and gnome. Look up and take all the save or get fucked spells. Trust me, you will be very obnoxious really fast.
Just don't play his games, retard.
This.
Y'all really have no idea how long this has been coming. Everyone has their breaking point; I've passed mine a long time ago with this guy.
It's time to take the low road, for once.
Jeez, is it really so hard to speak to eachother like human beings? Honestly, if you talk to the guy, he might understand his errors, if he didn't - fuck off from his game. It's not that fucking hard.
Also, you really have way too much time on your hands to actually take the time to not only ruin a game on purpose, but actually plan how to do it too.
He literally told you to stop playing your character and you did. There is nothing you can do to him.
I know that you are upset and trust me I have been in your shoes too and yes, a person's first instinct is to fuck the DM over.
However, trust me on this as this is coming from an experienced person, it quickly turns into a pissing contest where no one could win fairly and does nothing more than just generating more annoyance and exasperation. Just don't.
There is literally nothing you can do, except to stop playing. Old Man Henderson is a fictional story, not a documentary. Such things do not actually happen.