What if we had horus heresy broadway musical?

youtube.com/watch?v=JopFcOUbgtg

It’d be the only musical I’d be in line to watch.

do don't stop me now

nice

How the primarchs sing
>BobbyG
Standard singing, plain jane.
>fulgrim
Starts fancy as fuck, transitions into twitchy weird stuff
>Dorn
He dosen't sing. He acts like a normal person
>Konrad
Screechy, dosen't sound good at all and used for contrast
>lorgar
Like a priest reciting words of god. Really good.
>angron
Incoherent screaming.
>russ
Chanting like from Viking songs.

Feel free to add.

I mean, Love Never Dies got performed, so it's not that much of a longshot.

30k is already a mess.

Yeahahahah I'd love that shit

i've never seen it, is it any good?

youtube.com/watch?v=5RgR0-EWuNY
It'd end up looking like that.

>Purtarbo
Only cast in as a Bass in the first half- breaks out the Tenor and Alto when the heresy begins.

>don't really play 40k so I hope it's correct. :^)

Tonight I'm gonna have myself a real tasty eldar
I feel revived and this forgeworld I'll turn it inside out - yeah
Was floating around in ecstasy
So don't stop me now don't stop me
'Cause I'm having a good time having a good time

I'm a zoanthorpe leaping through the sky
Like a kraker defying the laws of gravity
I'm a carnifex crashing through like Lady Celestine
I'm gonna go go go
There's no stopping me

I'm burnin' through the sky yeah
Two hundred degrees
That's why they call me Mr. One Old Eye
I'm ravaging at the speed of light
I wanna make a puddle of goo out of you

Don't stop me now I'm having such a good time
I'm eating some thralls
Don't stop me now
If you wanna have a good time just gather some psykers
Don't stop me now ('Cause I'm having a good time)
Don't stop me now (Yes I'm havin' a good time)
I don't want to stop at all

Yeah, I'm a leviathan fleet on my way to Gryphonne
On a collision course
I am a cloud of death I'm out of control
I am a sex machine ready to reload
Like a C'tan about to
Oh oh oh oh oh explode

I'm burnin' through the sky yeah
Two hundred degrees
That's why they call me Mr. One Old Eye
I'm ravaging at the speed of light
I wanna make a puddle of goo out of you

Don't stop me don't stop me
Don't stop me hey hey hey
Don't stop me don't stop me
Ooh ooh ooh, I like it
Don't stop me don't stop me
Have a good time good time
Don't stop me don't stop me ah
Oh yeah
Alright

Don't stop me now I'm having such a good time
I'm eating some thralls
Don't stop me now
If you wanna have a good time just gather some psykers
Don't stop me now ('Cause I'm having a good time)
Don't stop me now (Yes I'm havin' a good time)
I don't want to stop at all
La da da da daah
Da da da haa
Ha da da ha ha haaa
Ha da daa ha da da aaa
Ooh ooh ooh

How does a foundling, orphan, son of a tank and an Emperor, adventured in the middle of a tempered
Temple in a planetoid by Chaos storms, impoverished, and smothered
Grow up to go decapitate his brother?

The third-collared Founding Father without a father
Got a lot farther by working a lot harder
By being a lot larger
By being a coke snorter
By fifteen, they placed him in charge of a mining charter.

And every day while serfs were being slaughtered and carted
Away across the stars, he studied to be a charmer.
Inside, he was longing for armor to match his garters
The brother was ready to beg, steal, borrow, or barter

When the warpstorms came, and devastation reigned
Our man saw his future drip, dripping down the drain
Put a pencil to his temple, connected it to his brain
And he wrote his first refrain, a testament to his pain.

Well, the word got around, they said, “This kid is insane, lord”
Hired a bunch of guardsmen just to keep girls off his dancefloor
“Never be the second best, let them know you know the score,
The galaxy will be your reward. What’s your name, Lord?”

Fulgrim the Phoenician
I am Fulgrim the Phoenician
And I'm waiting for my Legion
They'll be the best, be the best...

While he was there his gene-seed split, full of it, flaw-ridden
Two years later, see Legion number III bed-ridden
Half-dead sittin' in their own sick, the scent thick

And Fabius got better but the others went quick.

Emprah showed up in a Thunderhawk, said "give your boys a talk"
Left him with nothin’ but sickly sons, faces pale as chalk
He spoke up,

"Children, you gotta win the Emprah's game."

The Emprah handed them his badge and said "your Legion's got a name."

There never would have been respect
For mortals less perfect
He woulda failed in each subject
Another mortal child neglected
Started workin’, smirkin' while he served his daddy's Crusade
Killin' xenos with the archaeotech that the Phoenix made
Schemin' for every battle-plan he can get his hands on
Plannin’ for the future see him now as he stands on
The bow of a ship headed for a new world
On Terra let your banner unfurl

Oh, Fulgrim the Phoenecian

We are waiting in the wings for you

You could never back down
You never learned to take your time!

Oh, Fulgrim the Phoenecian

When Imperium sings for you
Will they know what you overcame?
Will they know you rewrote the game?
The world will never be the same, oh

The ship is in the drydock now
Brace for imminent blastoff

Another Primarch
Ready for the playoff

His enemies destroyed his rep
The Imperium stole his payoff

[Mortarion, Horus, Angron]
We fought with him

[Eldrad's Eldar]
We died for him.

[Emprah]
Me, I loved him.

[Ferrus Manus]
And me? He cut my fucking head off!

What's your name, lord?

[Company]
Fulgrim the Phoenecian!

>russ

big bombastic singing as well, like fat lady type shit from the Wagner's ring cycle.

Leman Russ! Superstar!
Did that whole wolf theme go way too far?

I want out of this hobby

I never knew how much I wanted this until now.

who would be herod?

Beautiful

Are there any Galaxy Aflame songs that are sung by actual people and not text-to-speech?

>Vulkan
UNDAH DE WARP COME SAVE ME CORPSE FROM UNDAH DE WARP

youtube.com/watch?v=JopFcOUbgtg

>hawk boy
most beautifull falsetto

this should be what you looking for
youtube.com/watch?v=LTGKRTF-zUA

Can we get 40k Dark Imperium: The musical too?

*Guilliman

I can show you Ultramaaaaar
Shining, shimmering splendid
Tell me, Eldar, now when did
You last saw wonders of Man!

I can open your eyes
Take you planet by planet
A show of human might
That could forever last

A new Imperium
A new fantastic point of view
No one to tell us no
Or where to go
Or say we won't be together

A new Imperium
A dazzling place I will rebuild
So when I'm way up here
Will be so clear
That now I'm in a new Imperium with you

*Yvraine
Now I'm in a new Imperium with you
Unbelievable sights
Indescribable feeling
Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling
Through lights of bronze and glass

*Yvraine
A whole new world

*Guilliman
Don't you dare close your eyes

*Yvraine
So many great things to see

*Guilliman
Hold your breath it gets better

*Yvraine
Like Lady Isha's smile
Brilliant and kind
I can't go back to how it used to be
A whole new Imperium

*Guilliman
Every turn a surprise

*Yvraine
With new horizons to pursue

*Guilliman
Every moment, red-letter

*Yvraine
To save us all
There's time to spare
First I'll share this whole new world with you

*Both
A new Imperium
(A whole new Imperium)
That's where we'll be
(That's where we'll be)
A thrilling chase
A wondrous place
For you and me

well /v/ has annual musical. maybe it's time for tg to make one

>mortarion
weezing ang couging

>Sanguinius
Simply angelic, but only sings songs lamenting the events to come

Imagine how much time the musical would devote to the homosexuality "subtext".

a lot

I love this. Fund it, GW.

you know they won't do it

can u do kinhg herod song?

Very niiiice

can someone do the 40k version of this
youtube.com/watch?v=BaOfBQ5uw6M

Why did they feel the need to make another film of this? The 80s one was great

it was from the 70's, and it was BBC produced musical. also rik myall is grat herod