Iron Without Edition

xth for why does GW hate Tyranids?

MOTHERFUCKER GET OVER HERE AND REPENT

Stop pretending this matters, anyone typing "warh" into the catalogue will still find it instantly.

It is not Gorgon, dammit. It's HYDRA!

>INFANTRY CHARACTER
>Hive Tyrant

Pick 1

Because they are the single biggest threat to the galaxy

Because some subset of this general is infinitely buttblasted about Tau. What I want to know is if it's Carnac, the Nidfags or the Guardfags and how the fuck Eldar manage to fly under the radar even though they are top tier AGAIN
I'm guessing it's Eldarfags riling up all others to cover their tracks and hide in the shadows It's what I would do.

Carnac was a massive Taufag before he started taking Abaddon's hideous shriveled cock as deep as it could go down his throat.

Remove Draigo from our codex

Adjust points on Purifiers and give them 2 attacks

Reduce point cost of Psycannons and Incinerators.

>typing warham...
>instead of 40kg
Someone just will do new one with subject because he can't find this one

Hydras actually pretty good in the right meta.

Gorgon is just always bad

Wrong type of pedantry.

Only use pedantry when it's funny.

They just gave you the best codex you've had since 4th

Man it really sucks there won’t be Dark Angel Primaris Interrogator chaplains. I hate mixing Primaris and Manlets. It looks so weird especially with Deathwing and Ravenwing

Who is Carnac?

What are you complaining about? Just a week or so ago everybody was shouting how their codex made Tyranids the most OP army right now

Reminder that Leviathan cares for its kouhai, Kronos.

Everyone who disagree that "nids are greatest threat and will eat chaos"

Why the fuck would you type 40kg when the threat titles almost always start with warh?

So is there something i am missing on why the Chart tells me that Sanguinary Guard only do .44 wounds against light infantry and .89 wounds against MEQs?

Why is Gorgon worse than situational reroll to hits?

Hope everyone is having a good lunch rn

Tervigons have 9 wounds

Or they cost 40 points less

Plague Marines get them too mate.

They poisoned Plague Marines though, that has to count for something

>Tyranids invade some backwoods world that's been off the Imperial radar because said world pays its tithe and doesn't cause trouble
>word gets out that this supposed Feudal World is being defended by Spess Mahreens in black, Pre-Heresy armor
>before making landfall, Dark Angels receive intel that the suspected Fallen were last sighted fighting the enemy Hive Tyrant
>therefore, they seek out the Hive Tyrant in an attempt to glean any clues to the Fallen's wereabouts

Are you guys so autistic that you completely lack this bare minimum amount of imagination? The above greentext literally took me two minutes to think and type.

inb4 >where do you think we are

>being Canadian

>1d3 attacks
>27pts

HAAAH

Literally a boogieman that somehow gained traction

Its half eight
No lunch here

there are like 20 warhammer threads because fantasy and HH are a thing fuckhead, we've been using /40kg/ for a reason >:(

>Why are you complaining? They just gave you a codex that's not complete Shit Tier dogshit for the first time in more than a decade

But user, it's 3 in the morning.

This broodlord knows too much >:(

>where do you think you are

You mean half past seven eurofag

They acid burned plague Marines. That's like lighting Poseidon on fire and calling it ironic.

It's funny how they had a fart war but that's just 1 point for nurgle.

I had some left over take out fried rice before I came to work since I don’t get a lunch break.

>4 dead infantry models

That points a gigantic neon sign at him, because people that flip over and drop some opinion or habit tend to be aggressively against the old thing.
Taking the spiked chaos microdick and railing against Tau would fit that to a T.

Because you are retarded.

Your above greentext doesn't actually line up with the effects of the stratagem.

Here, a better one:

>Reports of a hive tyrant eating cypher
>Hive Tyrant fights harder because it can see the dark angels are coming to cut her belly open and fish cypher out for interrogation

What if you took them in a World Eaters detachment for the +1 attack on charge?

>Death Guard codex says Nurgle made them immune to toxins
>Gorgon kills them with toxins anyway
That's pretty impressive user.

Fuck you buy me lunch

This rolls up and slaps your Landraiders ass, what do you do?

This

Shoot it with mine.

Ally in a detachment of Conscripts, surround the Shadowsword, never bother with it again.

>what do you do
Submit a request for a new Land Raider.

Have my 10 GK paladins with daemon hammers brutally rape it's anus. Dry.

Comfy bants going on on WHTV

That the plague guard also made.
I mean technically its really dumb how the two armies essentially working together can out do nurgles handy work in his specialised field but hey.

But from what I got it was acid not plague shit.

>Reports of a hive tyrant eating cypher
>Hive Tyrant fights harder because it can see the dark angels are coming to cut her belly open and fish cypher out for interrogation

Just makes me think of this:

m.youtube.com/watch?v=bDeK42dRIO4

>8 dead infantry

Could be cool

>Plague Hulk
>Decades after its apparent demise, Gorgon reemerges. It's path converges with the plague hulk Vomnivorax. The Hive Fleet launches boarding tentacles, and swarms of gants pour into the corrupted vessel. Plague Marines of the Mouldering Claw obliterate the initial waves of invaders, their disease-ridden flesh immune to the toxins of the Gorgon. The swarm consumes those few who fall. During the next wave of the invasion, Toxicrenes lace the tunnels of the ship with a refined spore-agent which causes the Plague Marines' rancid flesh to slough from their bones.

Idk what you're talking about user, Toxicrenes specifically did it.

>you were given a passably okay book for once in the last 4 straight editions instead of yet another load of steaming fucking horseshit, so you should be thankful and worship GWs benevolent cock

Your job sucks user

How is lictor useless?

Sorry, already did for your mom. I am an animal, but not at least buying dinner first is just rude.

>Purifiers and give them 2 attacks

...purifiers have 1 attack? That's pretty fucked user.

Brothers! I Have found a coded transmission containing the identity of a Fallen collaborator!

...

>to cut her belly open
>hive tyrant
>her
Hive Tyrants are male.

Reposting from previous thread: is there ever a reason to take shield drones in a droneport?

I live in burger and can't think of what to eat. Can you decide for me?

Tyranids repoduce asexually so it doesn't have a gender at all

If we consider that Toxicrenes melted dreadnought then killing some plague marines isn't impressing at all.

Oh no I was talking about the planet where they both made super aids. My bad.

how about a burger?

A burger. Thats what I had.

Thats interesting and all but where's my lunch

>rancid flesh to slough from their bones
Wonder if that stopped them.

I’m part time, so my days are shorter. I wish I could work longer days but less of them, but the banking business doesn’t work that way, unfortunately.

Isn't she the girlfriend of 'Colonel' of Tabletop Tactics?

When did she get a job at WH Community.

Tyranids actually reproduce sexually and asexually depending on need.

And it didn't even work the first time.

You know I had a funny feeling you would say that but I wanted to hear it from you first. Brb five guys.

It is when you consider the DG codex:

>It is not only the blades and bullets of the enemy that the Death Guard scorn. Nurgle has rendered his favored son utterly immune to the contagions, toxins, and poisons of realspace. No warzone is too extreme for them, no atmospheric blight or rampant contagion too deadly. Virus bombs, rad warheads, even the most forbidden of bioweapons can find little purchase in their bloated flesh

Nurgle specifically made the DG immune to all toxins but the Gorgon figured out a way to make them work regardless, ergo they're better at his job than Nurgle is.

going to order kebab meat and chips for dinner tbqh

Genestealers don't count

There is no universally applicable rule like that for Tyranids, it depends on genus. Hive Tyrants are believed to be male, it's stated explicitly in the New Hallefuss report. Stop being a newfag.

Looking through CA at the Woof changes and GW seems to have some weird hang up about Thunderyiff Cav. Hammer and Shield is still 66 points even after getting reduced when they're essentially crappy Biker vets. Storm sheilds even have a increased price for them like they're some kind of super unit. Wulfen are 17 points cheaper with the same loadout and shit all over them after getting a huge cut, and now they get to deep strike as well.

not really, its best to make use of that BS improvement with a Marksman or Darkstrider and some marker drones

Gorgons toxins spores are sentient and they evolve to do the most harm to their selected targets. It's not beyond the realm of possibility that they entered a psychic element into their evolution.

How is it not useless, it's fucking garbage yet again.

>god of poison and disease
>corrupting the galaxy for 10,000+ years
>loses to a some random space bug
how can chaos possibly recover

2000/2000 9cp
**Battalion: Kraken**
_HQ_
Flyrant-204
-MST, twin devourers, AG

Flyrant-203
-2 twin devourers, , AG

_TROOP_
Rippers-33
Rippers-33
Rippers-33

**Batallion: Kraken**
_HQ_
Flyrant-203
-2 twin devourers, AG

Flyrant-203
-2 twin devourers, AG

_TROOP_
(x20)Genestealers-230
-5 acid maw

Rippers-33
Rippers-33

_FAST_
(x6) Shrikes-204
-Deathspitter, Bonesword, AG

Spore Mines-30

_HEAVY_
(x3) Biovore-108
(x3) Biovore-108

_FLYER_
Harpy-171
-2 HVC

Harpy-171
-2 HVC

>Nurgle has rendered his favored son utterly immune to the contagions, toxins, and poisons of realspace.
>Tyranids make poison that affects Death Guard
>Poison can't made of realspace

Hive Mind is a minor Chaos God (of Hunger) and will be incorporated into the pantheon. Horned Rat style

>ergo they're better at his job than Nurgle is.
Nurgle is the metaphysical byproduct of mortals beliefs and fears about disease. Tyranids use actual science. Of course they'll be better at it than Nurgle outside of the Warp. The Chaos Gods only have true power in the immaterium where they break the laws of reality to serve themselves.

Space marines are nearly unkillable and yet in fluff they get oneshoted with autoguns.
Orks can survive decapitation, ignore pain and yet they are slaughtered in milions.
Nids are supposed to be ultimate predators that can adapt to everything and yet are killed by cold or cucked by some Catachans with flamers.