Thith is how I monk

Thith is how I monk

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You bite people's ears off then blow all your money on cocaine, forcing you to do a Scooby Doo parody on adult swim that makes fun of you at every turn?

It's more interething than your typical monk PC concept.

>"It'th"
>"PThee"
>"conthept"
C'mon, man, if you're gonna start, commit to it. Also, Tyson in his prime was a frightful man.

Religion is indistinguishable to brain damage in my opinion.

>forcing you
I doubt thith. Tython thriketh me ath a guy with a good thenth of humor. He wtireth poetwy, too. He'th the greatetht poet in the world.

do you often get mistaken for the pope?

*writeth

No. ?

But, ... those less ... graced, think my int and wis scores are in the high teens.

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Floyd Mayweather is also an interesting way to play a monk

>str monk vs dex monk
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>implying Mike Tyson Mysteries isn't GOAT-tier

Solid reply user

>Carries millions of dollars in cash on him because he thinks anyone who can actually beat him up and take it deserves it anyways.

Guy is Player Character as fuck.

this is how i monk. now can you dig that, you turkey?

>because he thinks anyone with a gun deserves it anyways
Mayweather's a dipshit. A dipshit that people respect enough not to rob, but a dipshit nonetheless.

I wish 5e had divested weapon skills/proficiencies from individual classes.

I love unarmed fighters, but I hate the thematics of Monk; about the only other functional unarmed character is Barbarian, but only in a "good at grappling" way.

Float around and tap people and then win anyways because a ref comes in and says you got the most points?

Fucking savage.

fuck you, mike tyson mysteries is great.

that's a pugilist

this is how I monk

>clear D&D terminology
You already have brain damage, user. According to Ron Edwards.

Damn