An impossible challenge??

an impossible challenge??

just ask the dragon to play with you.

Everyone wins!!!!

It's like a not so subtle hipster message to "Have you tried not playing D&D"

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The wyvern calls you a racist and eats the prize.

Offer to DM

Walk backwards into a wall for 12 hours
Use PU movement to bypass dragon

An impossible challenge does not exist for the unrivaled Knight of the Lake.

Checkmate

>From my point of view the humans are evil

Why is your own dick your enemy?

Ask it to sit on me.

>Implying Kekalot has enough IQ to play tabletop games

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it's a metaphor

You'd kill yourself just to take a false high-ground?

I laughed.

How he can fuck himself over far harder then the dragon ever could?

Rolled 4 (1d20)

I roll to seduce

I saw a level 5 guy Grapple, pin, then coup de grace a Great Wyrm Red Dragon through an utter cosmic allignment of 20s and 1s.

It's possible.

Implying I need a reason to kill myself

I already have the perfect group and we already play the perfect game.

Even worse than a critical fail.

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What is the difference between xanathar's normal and special edition

Too hard? :)

>not getting REGEND to solo the dragon
>sending a berzerker with no support
its like you WANT to get 1shot

For you, OP.

This, ask the wyvern to sit on your face, it will get so creeped out it will just leave and you can take the prize.

Is the game called "unprotected sex orgy"?

This

(You)

2nd edition of that game was way better.

I walked away when they invalidated my bookshelf.

Now I play an inferior clone which is a muddled, tangled mess because they don't do editions, only add more mess to the muddle but at least I'll never have to pay out again.

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Politely ask him to let me pass.

Ask to join his group. After all, if he's a part of the group, he's a perfect group member. Convince him, that if you join, by definition, you'll also be a perfect group member.

It's simple.
I roll to seduce the dragon.

"But you're not a part of my group. So therefore, you're not a perfect member until you can prove to me otherwise."

>Fat
>Small wings
I bet he can't even run, let alone fly.

I'm just going to pass through him without problems.

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t. brainlet

>fat
>small wings
>cant run
>cant fly
is it time for /d/ragons already?

There's always another option, user.

I'm surprised it wasn't made before.

I ask the wyvern if he enjoys Thaumatology and tell him that there's no reason to protect the physical version of the game as seen that it's easily obtainable online

>Your turn has ended
>It's your turn
Now what?

I offer to help the dragon increase its hoard and defend against other dragons for it also i fuck the dragon but that's obvious

I much preferred the 4th ed

Rolled 7 (1d20)

Hey there dragon dude, can you please let me pass? Thanks.

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Hmmm!

How about...