Warhammer 40.000 General /40kg/

Peak shitposting hours

>Fill in the survey, ask GW for new Abaddon Model
warhammer-community.com/2017/11/30/say-big-community-survey-nov-30gw-homepage-post-1/

>Dark Angels Preview
warhammer-community.com/2017/12/04/chapter-focus-dark-angels/

>Daily Dunked Peaches
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>FAQs, Errata, and Designer Commentary (up to 1.3):
warhammer-community.com/faqs/

>Rules and such. Use Readium on pc/iphone, lithium/kobo on android:
>Everything 8th edition in properly converted pdf & epub, fully bookmarked and linked with in-line errata annotations
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>Other Megas
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>Old Black Library Mega
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>Math-hammer (thank Autism!)
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For the Emperor.

What's a good model base for a female Eversor?

For the Greater Good

>TWO auxiliary support detachments of a single understrength terminator

For what purpose?
I can't think of a single reason you'd bother to do that other than gaining Deep Strike anchors, and for that singular Marines would be cheaper.

I want to put my Ardent Blade inside Celestine and impregnate her

It's always good to know that ork tactics will never change.

As a dirty Waacfag, albeit one who never strays from his chosen army of 10 years, should I start naming my dudes? I've had some amazing moments but never considered making short stories of them til I started reading fluff.

Can I make them "My Dudes"?

>tfw the Tau got changed to being manipulated by the Ethereals because Marine-fags couldn't handle a faction being good in their faggy grimdark setting

>
Because learning how to ignore mean words works out better in the long run for yourself instead of demanding an authority figure police things for you.

>worst scheme

as a dirty waacfag you shouldnt even paint your models.
pay someone to paint them for you

This artworks is fucking beautiful!
>Tau using Guard tactics
>not getting their asses kicked
>wtf!?

>getting minis for christmas

is there a better feel

Do it. Name them or post them and have Veeky Forums name them and get horrible names. They unintentionally gave me my Inquisitors name so I'm glad for that.

A Wych/Harlequin hybrid

SoB are for breeding

>letting tg decide names
>not letting 40kg decide everything
dubs decide my new army.

They're part painted some don't have arms yet

are you telling me you don't want some Mc'astartes

Getting nothing feels pretty good.
Oh wait no it doesn't

>Give her claws
>???
>PROFIT!

Is there an edit of this with the Emperor and Horus?

that's a lie, you're getting my sincerest, best wishes user, you're the shit!

Reminds me of pic related. These guys are meant to be elite infantry?

>don't often get much for Christmas
>having baby in May so know this is last Christmas I will ever get anything for me
>parents get airbrush, sister gets dremel, partners family pay for small works on my house (I'm a builder)
>Gonna have small warhammer room ready for the new year to do all my hobby stuff
>Girlfriend buys me warhammer

So comfy right now

I actually like it because of the stripes. Something is wrong with me.

nothing better

This is why Stormbolters exist

First, from the pretty blonde and the ridiculous amount of white-wash, I can tell your reaction image is cropped from BLACKED.com, so you're full of shit regardless of what you say.
Second, the Ethereals have been manipulating the Tau from the start, you just didn't want to hear about it.

Rolling for GSC

>Get a 3D printer
>???
>Profit!

Rolling for necrons

ultramarines 2nd company
lol

Tyranids

Death Guard

>Grishnak just sent me the paypal invoice
Its happening. Plastic SoB here I come

Orks with nothing but choppas

fudging the numbers again!

...

Threadly reminder that Celestine and Greyfax are in Lesbians

father-user u better tell your progeny to be loyalists

>it even has its own stat-line

Imperial Guard Conscript horde
>Death Korps

that was fast
cuteguard it is then, actually looking forward to it

>Got minis from mom all the time in my early 20s
>Fell out of the hobby at some point
>Get back into the hobby
>Dig up everything she got me
>Paint and build everything
>Go out and play games, taking a bunch of pictures to show her when I get home
>Remind her a bunch about how they are all the models she got me
>Might be last Christmas for mom
>She starts asking about what models I want

Cherish those models and those feels user. They are good.

I am putting subtle blush marks on my hauler. DG is a really fun army so you lucked out with that roll. Focus on your demon vehicles, cultists and helbrutes if you want to win big, and pox/plague marines if you want to be fluffy

uguu-

tyranids but only hormagaunts

what does the tallyman tally?

But user I play filthy Xenos, she'll have an upbringing fitting of a Trueborn

Holy fuck...
>The feels...

Love you user.

Yeah, even Beaky Boyz kno MOAR DAKKA! iz best.

You're good people, user. I'm sure she loved that.

Me banana.

user, you better do right.

I actually like the manipulative Ethereals aspect. An all good faction is pretty shitty since its pretty one note in what it can do.

your mom was worthy of a son like you, and likewise with her

carry that weight, user

fair enough, but remember, the most important thing you can tell her is 2 thin coats

user, you stirred up my heart...

>games-workshop.com/en-NZ/Lion-El'Jonson-Traitor-Primarch-og-Dark-Angels-2017
It's happening guys

...

I name my dudes after they do something cool. But I don't paint their name onto their base, maybe I should? But I go for maximum comfy fluff with my dudes, so ymmv

this is gon be a 404

>those NZ prices

that shit scares me more than any primarch announcement

youtube.com/watch?v=k_kgnR30Wh4
youtube.com/watch?v=k_kgnR30Wh4
youtube.com/watch?v=k_kgnR30Wh4

Around 28:05, they're reviewing the sanguinary gard, calling it "the most "bling-bling" unit of the imperium, AT LEAST UNTIL FEBRUARY".
What's your pick? These guys's leaks are worthy, they were before.

Called it, user

I like to give characters names sometimes, but I'm not naming all of the boyz.

Full Custodes army.

my big mek is named klampz

A-user you must not hurt me like this

>games-workshop.com/en-NZ/Lion-El'Jonson-Traitor-Primarch-og-Dark-Angels-2017
>/Lion-El'Jonson-Traitor-Primarch-og-Dark-Angels-2017
>Primarch-og-Dark-Angels
>og
One. Fucking. Job.

>check link
>aa bablededoopede larrasdhharaadpedupde
Now thats what I call insight

My Painboy is named Shakk

Well, one HQ at least. Maybe more.

>8 as deathguard
That can't be right

Holly shit i am blind. I just realized his Axe has a gun in it.

Best space marine flavor for an only primaris force?

Will he be out for Christmas?

Khorne Knows how bad of a spot we are in right now. He is hoping that support for Death Gaurd will get us our own Cult codex.

raven guard

Asking again from the last thread:

I'm not sure if I should take Abaddon or a Lord/Prince with Exalted Champion for this list:

HQ: Sorcerer (98 pts)
Elites: 2x 5 Noise Marines (2x Blastmaster, 4x Sonic blaster) (206 pts)
Troops: 2x Cultists (80 pts)
Troops: 10 CSM (130 pts)
Transport: 2x Rhino (2x Combi-bolter, 2x Havoc launcher) (166 pts)
Heavy Support: 2x 5 Havocs (2x Flamer, 4x Lascannon, 2x Heavy Bolter) (268 pts)
Heavy Support: 2x Predator (2x Twin lascannon, 4x Heavy Bolter) (320 pts)

Every combination will result in 7 command points.
Would Abaddon be the bigger force multiplier with the re-roll for all hits and automatically passing morale? On the other hand there would be a re-roll of 1 with lord/prince and re-roll all to wound in cc.

Jesus Christ, user!

genuinely when will we get female guardsmen
When will we get more plastic guardsmen period actually
I want some fucking plastic Mordians you cunts
Also return the fucking cadians to the old urban camo and red shoulder pads

Why would somebody waste their valuable time to create a 28mm monument to the SJW boogeyman...?

i translated it for you, my lovable non-french user.

>When will we get more plastic guardsmen period actually
Warlord Games has a good range of 40k-scale historical soldiers in plastic - if you want Vostroyans, they have Napoleonic Russians, for example. Or you could do a regiment of British redcoats. I have some WW2 Finns and Soviets I use for mine

>Ordered 200€ worth of Skorne minis
No one around here plays Warhammer anymore

>Also return the fucking cadians to the old urban camo and red shoulder pads
This. I want guardsman that look like pic related instead of football-pad wearing goons in fatigues. I could care less what gender they are as long as they look kick fucking ass.

I wonder why forgeworld hasn’t made any resin mordians or vostroyans or valhallans. There must be some demand for non-metal models especially since the new codex came out.

...

but that's just kopinski magic using 2nd ed cadians as a base.

I know, I know
I feel retarded for saying this but having actual GW products to entice newfags is something that I crave
Victoria Miniatures are better and cheaper than a new set would be, sure, but nowhere near as many people use her stuff as use GW's stuff
that image is straight up the best IG drawing ever made

I just want more models in general. Something that isn’t fucking Marines or Nurgle/Deathguard. Where the FUCK are all the minis teased in rumor engine articles?

I actually think girls models in guard will drive more marine sales lel.

its really sad when you think about it.

how old are the tallarn models now? i remember thinking those models were cool in like middle school

and now im closing in on 30.

NecroBlunder

forge world did tallarns, fuck all people bought them. Muslims lol. They were well done too can't even get them from FW now.

Let me rephrase that. Some new 40k minis that are used in 8th edition matches, not a boxed game.

The Tau get away with it because they're Tau so anything they do is automatically smart and brave and better than your stupid poo-poo guardsmen GARY!

But in all seriousness, the real reason is "It looks cooler than seeing squads properly scattered and in cover taking pot shots from 100 meters away." Which is the same reason the Guardsmen do it in their pictures, and the Space Marines in their pictures (You often see half a company in a single picture clumped up like ninepins which is insane!) and Eldar in their pictures.

The only army that actually fights like this are Orks. Even the Valhallan Human Wave has more in common with IRL human waves (that is, entire companies of infantry providing cover fire for entire OTHER companies to move up, who then take cover and provide cover for the overwatch companies to catch up. Thus producing an effect like a dozen unusually accurate machine guns) than you actually see in the cool art.