Can't we all just get along? Why can't Tau, Eldar, and even the Imperium for once not have conflict and talk over things and trade peacefully?
And why do Eldar and Tau thirst for that BHC?
Xeno-Human Diplomacy thread
Carter Hernandez
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Juan Sanders
"Oi ya Oomanz, Fishboyz and Panzies, we loves krumpin ya gud so come join us in Octarius!"
Brandon Jones
Why restrict this discussion to 40k? Seems pretty limiting for an otherwise interesting widely applicable topic
Aiden Lopez
>So about the trade deal, we dont think it's currently up to standard with the GREATER GOOD
>What do you propose then?
>Well if you would just allow us to have shared "air" space, maybe a colony or two in a show of good will, and open borders we could agree. Come on we're peaceful and mean no harm the GREATER GOOD even has good in the name silly~.
and
>awkward silence
>.....Mon-keigh.....
>.....Xeno.....
The galaxy is the rightful clay of humanity.
Cooper Thompson
Expand it how? What other aliens are you referring to?
Henry Russell
>Do not worry about our methods, Gue'la. We are sure that you will find them most accepting.
>"Accepting how?"
>Why not give it a shot?
and
>Awkward silence and staring from the body top-to-bottom
>...Mon-keigh...
>...Filthy Xeno...
Jayden Morgan
Would the Emprah, if he could be rejuvenated or something, be willing to form alliances with the Tau and Eldar, in order to fight everthing else?
Would this coallition fighting one enemy at a time be able to defeat at least one of the enemy factions, say the Dark Eldar or the Necron?
A military alliance against a common enemy is a good start for eventual trade agreements and more stable peace.
>The spoiler
The Emperors residual psychic emanations still make anything with a shred of good want to fuck him and by extension other humans.
William Watson
But Mankind have Eldar in a leash, now.
Fish-people are still scratching their heads, trying to find out to where went an entire expansion sphere fleet.
Robert Walker
>hooves
>hair
>evolved on plains
>fish
Jaxson Reyes
>Fish people
Better than Actual Eldar/Tau being called "Beautiful"
Gavin Hill
no more than 25 posts before /pol/shit is all over it.
Parker Cruz
>And why do Eldar and Tau thirst for that BHC?
This could almost have been a good thread, but you had to ruin it from the start.
Nathan Foster
>obvious fapbait thread
>good
Luis White
If our glorious Primarch can get along with his aeldary gf, why can't the rest of Mankind?
Angel Clark
Our Primarch is best primarch, he has made T H I C C eldari his queen.
Ian Cook
Didn't people called the Tau fish because of the names of their vehicules?
Also, this may not be the best place to ask, but I heard rumors that human psykers were capable to get squig pets in the earlier editions. That is true?
Julian Adams
Are you happy with bumping this thread so that the fanfiction-fags can shit the Eldar up with their shipping?
Dylan Thompson
It seems more like tumblr-tier fanfiction thread now.
Easton Davis
>Mad because Eldar women prefer superior BHC
The status of the Eldar male everyone.
Carson Green
>eldar shipping fags hate Eldar
Take note everyone. It should have been obvious from the beginning, but this fanfiction is only here to spite Eldar.
Anthony Cook
>taking someone else's fetish as personal offense
shiggy diggy, m8y
Cooper Lopez
>personal offense
Protipp: despite the reaction image, I'm actually not an Eldar. Eldar are not real. But please keep responding with lel so supuhriar hooman cock xD which is pretty retarded if you consider Eldar lore
But I'm not expecting someone that enjoys this fanfiction bullshit to actually know anything about Eldar
Lucas Russell
In a futile effort to post something that it's not the usual shipping eldar vs anti-shipping eldar, I will post what would be the average negotiations in the different factions.
Imperium/Tau
>Why you Don't accept the Greater Good.
>Because my book says you are vermin!
Imperium/Orks.
>Get out of our fort, you greenskin!
>If ya did not want to get in a scrap, den why da zog ye put a big killy fort?
Chaos/Orks
>We don't want peace with you, we want you to fight something else!
>Da Mek want yer Titan gubbinz, so we'z gonna krup ye anyway.
Imperium/Eldar
>IN THE EMPEROR'S NAME!
>Do you even know your leader's name?
Or...
>Why there's a Dire Avenger here? I asked for the Farseer.
>Our leader finds you not worth the hassle to show in person.
Tau/Necron.
>Did you hear of the Greater Good?
>...[zaps the stupid youngling]
Matthew Baker
Chaos/Tau?
Elijah Moore
>FOR SLAANESH!
>Didn't we killed her?
Juan Nelson
Nids/Salamanders
>SKREEEEEEEEEE!
>WHAT?
Oliver Young
Well, this is post 26 and your boogeyman still didn't came.
Maybe you should try to be a little less of an alarmist little bitch, user?
Bentley Gomez
Instead we got various alternatives of
>muh dick
What an improvement.
Angel Phillips
I like that pic.
Evan Reed
...
Henry Sanchez
kek
Eli Taylor
It seems like the most peaceful diplomatic meetup between Tau and an Imperial
Jeremiah Diaz
>Veeky Forums in a nutshell
Leo Sullivan
Because it's fluff for a wargame and every faction needs an excuse to fight each other?
Wyatt Robinson
If Eldar ass is good enough for a Primarch, it's good enough for me!
Parker Harris
Daily reminder that Eldar males are superior in every way EXCEPT the one that counts.
Chase Murphy
If Tau ass is good enough for a Custodian, it's good enough for me!
Justin Myers
Reminder that blueberries are canon
Easton Foster
>blood axe mercs
>kroot mercs
>3e Tau codex with Imperial diplomats visiting a Tau world
>some old Eldar(?) codex with an inquisitor living with the Eldar to get to know them
>youtube.com
Jaxson Moore
Dare I ask what that filthy Xeno is doing with its hand?
Nicholas Evans
I agree with this.
Dominic Perry
Why trade at all? Nothing exist that justifies interstellar trade other than pure data an interstellar entertaining unless you are in the business of building Dyson Spheres all over the place and you planet-crack planets into the dust and suck out all the hydrogen and materials of useless lonely stars.
Jackson Barnes
Well clearly she's checking the suit systems on the built in maintenance screen inside the breastplate while operating the controls placed behind abdominal plates.
What did you think she was doing?
Alexander Davis
>Kitten: "THAT IS NOT FUCKING CANON!!!"
Leo Richardson
Didn't the whole Damocles Crusade start because some Ecclesiarchy priest didn't like all the border worlds being friendly with the Tau?
Luke Davis
>What did you think she was doing?
Being a degenerate xeno as always and in need of extermination.
Jack Reed
Jonathan Reyes
Wow Kitten got a gf?
Mason Carter
You didn't know Kitten and Shadowsun were dating?
James Barnes
I see the Imperial Navy is making strides towards better Tau relations.
Eli Martinez
>You didn't know Kitten and Shadowsun were dating?
Wait, they got back together?!
Emps is going to be disappointed at Kitten's shit taste.
Hudson Brown
She couldn't resist his "Greater Goods"
Hunter Baker
>some old Eldar(?) codex with an inquisitor living with the Eldar to get to know them
Inquisitor Czevak
Luke Gray
>Czevak was infected with a Meme-Virus
Julian Nelson
>Nothing exist that justifies interstellar trade
Except you know, minerals and resources, which space to settle on is.
>pure data
You won't discover anything if you aren't looking. Genetic information is also data.
>crack planets into the dust and suck out all the hydrogen and materials of useless lonely stars.
Sure, if you are god you don't need to go anywhere.
David Allen
>Sure, if you are god
William Hernandez
>Why do tau wenches always go after the human representatives? Aren't they supposed to be happy with their caste system?
Oliver Wilson
>But Mankind have Eldar in a leash, now.
?
Blake Ramirez
My brother of african descent.
Mason Evans
Because xenos will compete for resources.
Plus, they're untrustworthy
Andrew Richardson
Hey now, quit kink-shaming the Eldar. It's not their fault they enjoy being diet Slaanesh.
Leo Perez
No, I mean I literally don't understand the statement haha. Clearly I've missed some recent lore or something
Mason Powell
Big Bobby G got healed and bagged himself some prime Eldar ass. Turns out the easiest way to subdue the Eldar is to bang 'am. Who would have thought?
Samuel Reed
But I like Eldar. It's not my fault that most of Veeky Forums does nothing else but either turning them into one-dimensional waifus to please imperium-fags or thinking about exterminating them to please imperium-fags.
Levi Kelly
You mean the same bobby g that explicitly stated that he doesn't trust her?
Joseph White
It's Veeky Forums's fanfiction. Yvraine resurrected Roboute Guilliman so that GW can sell some new minis. Because they talked for two minutes without killing each other some people on tumblr and 1d4chan went apeshit with their fanfiction.
Sebastian Taylor
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Andrew Diaz
Someone should hire to play as Slenderman.
Wyatt Wright
>unironically doing muh elves on Veeky Forums
Don't hurt yourself, my dude.
Jaxon Richardson
I don't know anything 40k, so thanks for the filename to help me figure out what the tall sexy blue people are called. I figured they had to be a specific subrace or something but I couldn't figure it out. I still can't find any cute art of them in particular but oh well. At least there is the OP.
Nolan Hill
>why trade at all?
I wonder what the price of Bitcoin is at in the 42nd Millennium.
Jace Nelson
The energy necessary for speeding up a ship to C and then slowing it down makes interstellar trade impractical unless you are willing to go the slow-way or you are in a hurry to finish a Dyson Sphere. No mineral justifies interstellar travel unless you are consuming whole planets for your industry.
>Sure, if you are god you don't need to go anywhere.
If you can reach interstellar distances, this is within your reach. Even more with automation.
Caleb Stewart
>The energy necessary for speeding up a ship to C and then slowing it down makes interstellar trade impractical unless you are willing to go the slow-way or you are in a hurry to finish a Dyson Sphere. No mineral justifies interstellar travel unless you are consuming whole planets for your industry.
isn't this kind of moot since ships in 40k need to go through Space-Hell to get anywhere?
Gavin Bennett
Not Tau ones.
Connor Martin
Most of the non violent interspecies art in 40k seems to be about human/tau.
Alexander White
Although calling some of that as "non-violent" might be a bit premature.
Elijah Edwards
>”Good luck, I’m in front of 8 space marines”
Cooper Gutierrez
>Didn't people called the Tau fish because of the names of their vehicules?
Its due to warhammer fantasy. Since 40k is, or was just fantasy in space, when the Tau came out people looked to fantasy to see just who they were. Top choices was Nippon, and the fishmen. Fishmen was accepted, as they, and the tau both look unhuman, and, are blueish in skin tone.
Brody Butler
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Isaiah Scott
He’d probably still be butthurt from the time Humanity’s xeno allies either fucked off or betrayed them
Austin Howard
Sorry that I like a thing that you happen to want to degrade.
Aaron Roberts
>I still can't find any cute art of them in particular but oh well
Because this isn't how they look at all.
Gavin Anderson
Don't the Ultramarines already have a half eldar in their ranks?
Charles Howard
Twenty or thirty years ago, rogue trader lore, outdated and never addressed again.
Connor Campbell
>Why trade at all? Nothing exist that justifies interstellar trade
Good fusion fuel.
Antimatter.
Those justify it because you can move enough of it cost efficiently due to how powerful it is.
>But muh dyson spheres
Fusion reactors > solar panels
Even if you have 1000 solar panels.
Dominic Brown
Necrons seem to be the race most eager to work together with humans.
Jonathan Ramirez
Yassss, Tau Waifu superior, Eldar waifu a shit.
Jose Morris
Yvraine has it bad for Bobby G, to the point her own people are questioning why is she being such a lapdog to the humans
Levi Evans
Eternally bumped shit thread.
Matthew Johnson
Oh I got news for you....
Aaron Baker
I heard of other Eldar getting understandably annoyed at her doing nothing for the Eldar itself, but not that there are any romantic feelings between them. Is there something from the newest novels I'm missing here?
Tyler Walker
Is this supposed to be evidence for anything? How about you post the last part of this little fluff blurb that spawned this fanfiction, you kow, the part where he says that he doesn't trust her?
Benjamin Jenkins
The Dark Eldar hate her because her revival tore apart the Gate of Khaine, leaving most of their city in a deamon-infested hellhole until the Mandrakes made it their own territory.
Haemonculus hate her because not only she stole their monopoly of "revive people", but also she is one of the few who can perma-kill them.
Craftworlders are weary of them not only because of the fracture of Biel-Tan, but because she tends to ignore the prophecies, you know, the thing that kept them alive for more of 10.000 years.
And the Visarch in one book accussed her of slowing turning them in Guilliman's attack dogs.
Andrew Hill
If some kind of reworked lizardmen were introduced into 40k they'd probably get along fairly well diplomatically.
They really don't want anything apart from not having their worlds invaded and killing chaos wherever they can find it.
Problem with it would be that instead of having a 40k counterpart, several different 40k races got one or two of their defining traits each, so you'd have to rework them more heavily to make them feel unique again.
Jonathan Lee
I mean why else would she do this? There was no apparent gain except helping an ally while putting at risk and sacrificing the lives of the much smaller Eldar faction.
Dominic Hall
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Joseph Lopez
Eldar shenanigans, the enemy of my enemy etc., maybe she has a plan all along, maybe Gullyman will tear the Imperium asunder with his new toys.
>And the Visarch in one book accussed her of slowing turning them in Guilliman's attack dogs
It seems so, I hope they kill her off she does some great trickery on the Imperium to make up for this bullshit. You think this shit would advance and Eldar would finally get one stop closer to their goals, but nah, let's do nothing for ourselves but help the posterboys.
Jack Jones
>Tau/Necron
>"Was it something we said?"
Jason Bailey
And yet she is willing to sacrifice her warriors for him and he didn't said he didn't trust her, merely that they would only meet in the battlefield when it was convenient for her, which the rise of the ynnari proves very much wrong.
Owen Wilson
>Eldar shenanigans, the enemy of my enemy etc., maybe she has a plan all along, maybe Gullyman will tear the Imperium asunder with his new toys.