>single line greentext frogposts for the OP >mention heavy /pol/shit out of left field in a pretty nice discussion >declaring non-/pol/ content to be /pol/ >crying about de ebul wymin >recommending GURPS
Okay, not the last one, but the first four are definately happening under some suspicious circumstances.
If this is real, I wish they would just turn to dust
Jayden Martin
We had daily shitty elf bait threads for quite some time, it had stopped for now. I think the same poster switched tactics to making various kinds of "male human fighter" threads.
Angel Flores
I don't doubt that the source of the worst shitposting goes back to a few people but a lot of it has to be memetic imitators.
I would argue that Varg and Lindy posters are the same people.
Christian Smith
>Varg Hey, I didn't do shit.
Cooper Gray
It doesn't matter since right-wing extremists and corporations started using bots to shitpost this website to oblivion. >hire sweatshop workers to solve captchas while your algorithms derail topics Shitposting and trolling has been automated.
Adrian Gonzalez
>obvious shitpost thread >first or second reply is bitching about a lack of quest threads
Jack Kelly
Christian is certainly guilty of trying to change his name to a shitty OC donutsteel one and having shit-tier taste in vidya.
Nathan Moore
Call me crazy but I agree. There are specific topics (most recently, net neutrality and climate change) that will attract bots saying the same things. There's a lot of legitimate humans mixed in too, but you can definitely see the massive amount of dogpiling and shitposting the algorithms churn out.
Thomas White
>Trolling has changed. >It's no longer about nations, ideologies, or ethnicity. It's an endless series of shitposting battles, fought by pajeets and botnets. >Trolling--and it's consumption of life--has become a well-oiled machine.
Jacob Gomez
Almost every drawthread for the last 3 years (or 4 by now, I don't know) have the same robot cowboy request. I'm fairly sure that just one guy has been doing it the whole time.
Jordan Baker
I just think it's some anons just posting it for funsies and in hope that some new drawfag falls for it and everyone can laugh at him afterwards.
Ryder Myers
What's the joke though? That an artist didn't draw some other anime oc that no one was drawing anyway? I wouldn't be surprised if they're being collected somewhere for some fucking game.
Caleb Ross
It's a meme ya dip
Ayden Bailey
I have a confession.
I was one of the early Tee Hee Hee posters.
I also used to take some joy in posting The Assvagina of Lucifer Niggerbastard in the PDF share threads.
Noah Martin
Don't forget the guy who spergs out if someone dares to mention Savage Worlds.
Kayden Rivera
the fags that say nothing is Veeky Forums related or declare everything as quests. Basically deniers who want everything to be taken to other boards
Levi James
Don't for get
>bbeg
>ugh
Carson Martin
By 2020 it'll have gotten so bad that we'll have enough web bubble burst. You won't know if you're talking to a real human or bot. It'll be like the wild west all over again.
Elijah Powell
And the other one that uses the DW pastas...
Matthew Murphy
That's it. I'm sick of all this "stale old copypasta" bullshit that's going on in Veeky Forums right now. Masterwork Bastard Sword copypasta deserves much better than that. Much, much better than that.
I should know what I'm talking about. I myself wrote a genuine copypasta edit in Veeky Forums after 250 posts (that's about 3 days on the board) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even make cynical Veeky Forums nerds rage with my copypasta.
Veeky Forums trolls spend years working on a single copypasta and repost it up to a million times to produce the finest greentext known to mankind.
Masterwork Bastard Sword threads are thrice as long as Flare threads and thrice as annoying for that matter too. Any thread furries can ruin, a Masterwork Bastard Sword edit can ruin better. I'm pretty sure a Bastard Sword pasta could easily bisect a 3.5E versus 4E thread with a simple sage.
Ever wonder why moderators never deleted any Masterwork Bastard Sword thread? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined trolls and their copypasta of destruction. Even when Veeky Forums was good, Anonymous saged the threads with the bastard sword copypasta first because their trolling power was feared and respected.
So what am I saying? Masterwork Bastard Sword is simply the best copypasta that Veeky Forums has ever seen, and thus, require better recognition on Veeky Forums. Here is the stat block I propose:
(Masterwork Copypasta) All trolls on the thread get +5 to rage checks, thread cannot be saged.
tl;dr = Bastard Sword pasta needs to be more effective on Veeky Forums, see my new stat block.
Matthew Cook
Not bad at all.
Kayden Taylor
>The Assvagina of Lucifer Niggerbastard I've never been on the PDF thread, but what?
Jaxson Stewart
Don't even know why I saved this. Never touched it.
Oliver Thompson
I don't know what I expected.
Julian Nelson
>The Weeb Creator of a vast swarm of low effort threads he just fires and forgets. Usually these threads are just a vaguely smutty image of female anime character, coupled with a single sentence that's either greentext or an inane question. When he is active, you'll usually find two or three of these posted an hour.
>The Quester In almost every non-general thread of questionable quality, the OP is almost immediately followed with a reply that says "this is what quests died for," or something similar. A third of the time, this statement derails the thread into a meta argument about quests. He can be found in almost all of the Weeb's threads, to the point where he might be a proxy identity of the Weeb.
>The Contrarian What's that? You're posting about something you like, in a thread for people who also like what you like? Well shit, this guy's had enough of that nonsense. If it's not in a general thread, this guy will inevitably show up to derail the thread with his opinion that what you like is the most awful thing since Hitler. Normally the contrarian thing to do is to like Hitler since it's mainstream to hate Hitler, but this guy is a contrarian among contrarians - he goes right back to hating Hitler but in a far more enlightened manner than normies, of course. Everything you like is shit and this guy can't wait to tell you why.
>The Falseflagger Especially prevalent in Magic the Gathering threads but occasionally found in other threads which draw political shitposting, this guy makes all manner of inflammatory baits posts, posing as either a snobby bleeding heart SJW or a diehard militant Day of the Rope /pol/ack. These comments are designed to draw genuine adherents of either side of the political spectrum and turn threads into 400-post shit-posting extravaganzas about how awful it is that this character featured on a card in a children's card game is X, Y or Z.
This need Michael Bay and a big budget. If Freddy Got Fingered can turn a profit so should this.
Elijah Cox
I always suspected Single line greentext threads where all the work of one or a few individuals who just happen to post a lot.
Eli Phillips
as long as companies can censor what you say on websites and delete non-illegal content, the internet will never be the wild west.
Christopher King
well now i have a new image for threads
Julian Watson
that's why I only shitpost on tor forums about child molestation and drug use. Brings back the good old days.
Nathaniel Martinez
If I may offer you one more >The Perverted Whenever any thread poses a question, he's answer is "I'll fuck it." This guy replies to all threads with a vaguely smutty content, including many created by the weeb, but he also replies to threads that are legitimate good. The Pervert has a very firm stance in favour of anything sexual, but he's not just there to talk about things he finds arousing. He will never offer any sort of smart content, or even content at all, to his statements. He will merely say that he wants to put his dick in anything displayed in the thread. It's even doubtful that he does that for sexual pleasure / arousal, and more likely that he does so because he knows once he opens the door, other will come out the woodwork, and more insidiously, because he wants that to be the norm. Elf Slave Wat Do is gone and forgotten. In this new era, the perverted make sure every thread is a Elf Slave Wat Do. He will claim to want to fuck every character and monster and most inanimates objects, in hope do derail a thread in a smut vs Anti-smut debate. His posts require little effort, so he posts a LOT. And he loves to cross threads. When he's not heard the first time, he becomes more aggressive and begins posting cheesecakey and smutty pictures while echoing his first thought. He won't stop until the thread is ablaze.
Brandon Collins
Is that the same poster that when you tell him to take his boner to some of the porn boards he will act very arrogant about his posting habits, tell you that Veeky Forums was always lewd, shun the actual traditional game topic or tell you that the topic, regardless of the actual content, was always shit to begin with?
Dominic Johnson
>In almost every non-general thread of questionable quality, the OP is almost immediately followed with a reply that says "this is what quests died for," or something similar. That's just a meme you paranoid faggot. It means "This is a shitty thread".
>A third of the time, this statement derails the thread into a meta argument about quests. Lots of people here miss the days when we had quests on Veeky Forums.
Ian White
Exhibit A
James Nguyen
Yes. He also is famous for arguing that Veeky Forums and /d/ have a huge overlap (which, fiction or fact, means nothing since boards are suppose to separate things by content, not by 'type of poster'), and that Veeky Forums is /d/-lite. He is very easy to spot because lately he found out THICCposting annoys some people, so he won't let go of that bone.
I first notice this guy was one guy when, during a brief week, Veeky Forums go spammed with Warframe near-porn, and it was always inflammatory. But warframe wasn't really a big deal then, it was a game that was old news. Why the sudden interest spike? Made no sense for a collective, but would explain if it was a single person who had just found out about the game.
Also, The Perverted will sometimes try to call others out for kink-shaming, although he never uses that expression. But everyone who disagrees with him is a prude.
Jordan Foster
>Lots of people here miss the days when we had quests on Veeky Forums.
Owen Bennett
A glimpse of the quester. As you can see, he's no subtle.
David Gonzalez
>Lots of people here miss the days when we had quests on Veeky Forums.
I miss the days before /a/ dumped it's quests on us and we ended up with Amine Quest #5,631: Totally Paedophiles Stammering vol. XXXIV that necessitated their containment board.
Cameron Russell
Fuck...A single post and the Quester already derailed the thread. We didn't even needed a second of the 8. We underestimated their power.
Parker Murphy
>Creator of a vast swarm of low effort threads he just fires and forgets
Most of these are made without weeb images though.
It's kind of dumb for you to think there's only one or even just a few weaboos on this weaboo site, and even dumber to try and create some sort of correlation between low effort threads and weaboos, when the proportions are actually in inverse.
Matthew Carter
>What are their favorite topics and techniques?
Theres this person who i swear is behind the majority of anti 40k threads. He'll criticize every slight flaw in the rules as if its worth throwing your entire collection of models you enjoy painting in the trash. When pushed he will start raving about sunk cost fallacy. Basically he cant stand that people have different tastes than him. Eventually i started to see the pattern in his threads and challenge him. Now he says hes a different person every time. Not sure if belive. Either way theres someone who shills against 40k trying to get people into other hobbies because they dont understand that chainswords and jetbikes are cool and custom building models is fun.
John Bailey
>I miss the days before /a/ dumped it's quests on us and we ended up with Amine Quest #5,631: Totally Paedophiles Stammering vol. XXXIV that necessitated their containment board.
Well yeah. Nobody ever complains about Crab Quest or Lego Quest, it's always Loli Panty-Sniffer Quest Vol. 39 #78.
Evan Rogers
>tripfag posters carry tripfag memes, use tripfag language.
Luke Richardson
Well. let's see... I'm counting five out of nine as weebshit.
Isaac Flores
Oh, add to that too. Six out of ten.
Luis Walker
>only ten low effort threads
Half this board is low effort threads. You trying to single out ten and pretending six were all made by one person is a bad joke.
Noah Evans
The Weeb speaks.
Cameron Bell
Wanna talk about some of these threads you decided to omit?
Parker Robinson
I only see one possible really shitty thread, and four you simply don't like.
Jaxon Perry
So, you admit it's just entirely your personal perception. Got it.
Ryder Hall
As much as yours.
Robert Peterson
So what I'm getting from this thread is "stay in Generals, everything else is infested with trolls and shitposters". Great to know Veeky Forums will be starting 2018 off strong
Aiden Reed
I'm not the one trying to brand everything I don't like as the result of a boogeyman based around a non-correlating evidence though.
Gabriel Howard
Is it too late to say that I'm not the same user?
Connor Campbell
Depends on the general.
The Pervert has colonized /pfg/ and has always owned /cyoag/. The Falseflagger frequents /epg/, /codg/ and lately /edhg/. The Contrarian rushes to any newly established generals to ruin them before they get too much of a foothold.
Evan Gutierrez
Does it matter? In the slightest?
Dominic Torres
I can confirm that there are multiple falseflaggers in /edhg/.
Jaxson Flores
I think the main problem is that we live in a different age than seven years ago.
Solo shitposters are a problem, but small teams of 2-4 shitposters can inflate their presence exponentially.
It's why we have to deal with the contrarians building off of each other, or the falseflaggers having arguments entirely between themselves just to keep their threads bumped.
Hell, it might just be a handful of "trolls", switching hats to whatever inflammatory topic they feel will get them the most (you)'s on that particular day while furthering their agendas. It's less Falseflagger and Contrarian, but two trolls who play the roles of both falseflaggers and contrarians.
Cooper Reyes
I miss quests, but a few fuckers had to go and ruin it for the good quests.
Michael Cox
It was moot deciding to move all the harem-builder railroads from /a/ onto Veeky Forums that caused people to get upset with the quests. Before that, most quests were about things that Veeky Forums enjoyed. After moot's decision, the board was suddenly full of "s-s-stuttering protagonist must select three waifus from this list of railroad options" threads.
Xavier Wright
Plenty of us miss quests but there's still that poster that purposefully tries to derail threads with the 'this is what quests died for' meme.
Aiden Taylor
Which quests do you miss the most, user?
Chase Perry
...
Jackson Price
meta threads aren't allowed
Gavin Cruz
...
Luke Diaz
also >The Naboo(s) could be a different person to above or several of them, the Naboo will automatically post something along the lines of "fuck off, dumb frogposter" whenever an OP uses a pepe on their thread, regardless of content. This of course starts arguments and derails the thread. If it doesn't derail fast enough, more "kys frogposter" posts will be added until it is.
Charles Williams
Stop with this bullshit. Trying to separate /a/ from the rest of this site is ignoring that most of the worst quests were /co/ and /tv/ related. Bad quests were bad quests. A lot of the worst were even Veeky Forums related, with some particularly awful 40k ones coming to mind.
And, quests have just been given their own board. Stop acting like they're victims or something, and please just stop beating this dead horse. It's not like the mods will ever reverse their decision.
Michael Ortiz
This is embarrassing for you to even try this. Please, kill yourself, dumb frogposter.
Jonathan Murphy
The Wild West is long over. Gone are the days of niche Angelfire pages, and webcams that update their image every 10 minutes. Never again will people see you as tech savvy for having more than the most basic grasp of email. You will never again start an MS Dos game manually. The term "Hotseat" multiplayer is antiquated. You will never again hear the dial-up sound, or get kicked off the computer for phone usage.
Someone who is 18 now hardly remembers the internet before facebook. The wild west is dead and it's never coming back.
Adrian Jenkins
>Stop with this bullshit. Trying to separate /a/ from the rest of this site is ignoring that most of the worst quests were /co/ and /tv/ related. >Bad quests were bad quests. A lot of the worst were even Veeky Forums related, with some particularly awful 40k ones coming to mind. Yeah, but you're lying to yourself if you don't think that the flak about quests isn't 90% about the shitty harem quests that came over from /a/ after quests were banned on that board.
Isaac Rivera
never posted a pepe here. just don't like it when a frogposter actually writes something worth talking about and it get obliterated with the crappy posts (just like the one you just wrote) that contribute nothing to the conversation.
it doesn't excuse them for posting a stale meme when they could have found a better image, but it doesn't warrant everything they have written being ignored because some hyper-autist like you doesn't like it.
If you have something more to say than "hurr me no liek froge u shoold dye", then you are simply wasting board space.
Noah Phillips
No, I'm seeing it as it is. Your 90% figure is pure bullshit, and your "/a/ quests were the problem!" is ignoring that /a/ quests made up only a small portion of the worst quests.
So, please. Quit with your retarded "quests would have been fine if it weren't for /a/ quests" bullshit. You've been trying to pitch this absolute non-issue for years now despite it going against all available evidence, and for what? To show off how much you personally don't like harems?
We get it. You personally don't like /a/. Now, shut the fuck up and quit trying to pump life into the dead topic that is arguing about /qst/.
Parker Bell
>/a/ quests made up only a small portion of the worst quests lol ok
James Edwards
So what about the worst quests of Veeky Forums, the ones that were /co/ and /tv/ related?
I can't remember them. Could you remind me?
Charles Robinson
The Weeb is out in full force today.
Cameron Turner
The thing is, people don't realize the work that goes into properly doing copypasta. They think copypasta is something that slackers can do, or faggots, or assholes. It's not true. Copypasta is a dying artform and if you don't see that, I don't know what's wrong with you. First of all, you sacrifice spending real time on lebbit. You can't participate as much as you'd like to because you're so busy doing copypasta that you can't. As a result, you miss a lot of really great threads. Still, it's a sacrifice, so you do it. There's also the problem of "Flood detected". This message can really hurt your progress. You should try to get your copypasta into every active thread and if you have to sit there waiting before the flood period is over, you lose valuable time. This is also very difficult. Also, picking which threads should get a copypasta first are sort of difficult. There are threads that don't stay on the first page for very long, so you may be missing some of the more prominent threads. Of course, you should try to hit them all, but for the desire effect, you need to get into bigger threads quickly. Finally, there's the moral problem. One thing about copypasta is that sometimes it feels good, but sometimes it feels bad. BTW, this wasn't a copypasta, I just typed it out.
Angel Nguyen
The "Excuse me guy", and then his falseflagging "Stop it with your shitty, forced, meme" response. Comes around every few months and then has a few days of high frequency, then goes quiet for a while. I suspect he's in the military or something where he doesn't have regular access to Veeky Forums with his posting pattern.
Alexander Robinson
Imagine going through life still operating under the delusion that you get banned for having the word reddit in your post.
Luke Cox
If that's the case, I hope he gets sent to Afganistan and the taliban shoot him in the brain.
Angel Richardson
Is he even still a thing now? I remember some five years ago when there were five to ten Excuse Me threads up at any moment. The board was basically one third Quests, one third 40k, one third Excuse Me at that point.
Kevin Davis
>there were five to ten Excuse Me threads up at any moment. >The board was basically one third Quests, one third 40k, one third Excuse Me at that point.
I hope the ironing in your statement doesn't elude you.
Anthony Richardson
Fuck off, dumb frog-apologist.
Isaiah Jones
lols cri moar fgt
hav a superior elf
Jaxon Richardson
Yeah, it's marketing and countermarketing now. And none of those teams are going to respond to your post.
Also I like frogposters just fine. Some are high value and make contributions.
Matthew Morris
But most aren't.
Jacob Brown
>Also I like frogposters just fine. Some are high value and make contributions.
>utter and absolute lie
Some are worse than others, but none go anywhere the margin of even "barely decent", let alone "high value". At best they reach the level of "only-mildly retarded."
Anthony Bennett
We seem to have one WhiteKnight-Fag who starts spamming Image-Macros whenever someone makes fun of women.
I would also add: >Everything someone doesn't like is MAGICAL REALM
Colton Foster
Or more likely we have a retard that think anyone that is not shitting on women is one guy.
Jose Harris
Hook, Line and Sinker. Amazing how fast you came out of the woodwork.
Ryan Evans
>There's just one guys who complains when I talk stupid shit about women! >"Actually, lots of people think you're an idiot." >Haha, I was right! There's lots of you, just like I said, you're all coming out of the woodwork!
Most people who encounter you think you're an idiot. Online, in real life, everywhere. It's not them, it's you.
Adrian Thomas
Well that's just, like, your contractually obligated opinion, man.
Juan Allen
>I did not fully read the post and I am dumb as rocks.
Austin Ward
>making fun of women is shitting on women
Do.. do you actually have any sense of nuance or are you just autistic? Anyway thanks for confirming that neither women nor male feminists can take a joke at their expense.
Evan Edwards
Good job showing you have no idea what is going on retard.
Owen Ramirez
>making a joke about women is talking stupid shit about women >Most people who encounter you think you're an idiot. Online, in real life, everywhere. It's not them, it's you. No I am pretty sure its just you buddy. I refuse to believe that someone would be so triggered by a mere joke that has to rush to the defence of women as a whole.
>I am so incapable of reading myself that I conflate humour with shitting on someone but allow me to tell you how you cannot read Why are you people even on Veeky Forums if everything here offends you, jesus christ.
Elijah Adams
Good job being a White-Knight on a Chinese woodcarving board.