DM is a homophobic prick always making gay jokes

OP is not only a faggot he's also dumb as bricks.

Probably not, unless you have some reason to believe that she hated him, and it should be a compelling one. No need to have her be confronted by her husband's murderer, and give her more reason for revenge. What if they had children? Are you going to try and convince them their daddy was evil and had to die?

>>suddenly a foreign noble flirts back
>>press harder, attempt to start relationship
ah, the classic game of gay chicken

I don't think you are good enough at judging people to go to any social event in good conscience.

>>DM is a homophobic prick always making gay jokes
>spend our first sessions flirting with every male npc to annoy him
>suddenly a foreign noble flirts back

See, this is where you didn't realise those who complain/joke about the gays, are often repressed.

"I don't want to sound like a queer or nothing... but I'd suck you off."

Wouldn't it be funny to prank your DM by asking for a one-on-one session, then sitting really close to him, looking away and smiling whenever he makes eye contact, then after the game tell him how much you enjoyed the session and give him a hug.
That'd be really funny lol.

Source?

Gay people tend to actually enjoy making gay jokes, as it turns out.

100% this.

I have arachnofobia but I'm actually a spider.

not to sound like a creep, but I'd suck you off

gay jokes =/= homophobe

And no, go respect the man.

>being gay is the same as being another species

>itt
>gays interpret things in ways which justify their life choices.

Shhhh, the otherkin will hear. I don't need the trans-A10's coming out of the woodwork making those mating noises they make

My friends who didn't know I'm bi would occasionally call me out for being 'the most himophobic' person they knew.

I always found that really funny.

fuck you

Very fake and very gay

>be a fag
>be unable to follow a basic simily

>tfw you trade in your brrrrrrrt for a braaaaaaap

>Sucking this much dick
>Thinking you are not, yourself, a faggot

Your shitty post made no point
had no point
skipped "important" details.

Please delete your thread.

>had no point
The point was to create a beacon thread on Veeky Forums for other /pol/tards to latch onto.

>literally “no u”

>Be me, adventurer
>Final clash against the BBEG, both of us are out of spell slot and down to our last slivers of hp
>I start hitting on him, challenging him to gay chicken
>He calls me a faggot before deeply kissing me on the lips
>Start an ironic relationship with him to closely keep an eye on his empire
>Gay marry him for tax benefits and to subvert his evil empire from the inside
>We eventually adopt a kid to keep around as a little bro
>He cleans for us and brings us drinks, shit is so cash
>One day the BBEG fully grabs my balls out of nowhere
>He didn't say "no homo"
>Start wondering if I actually married a gay guy
>Feel disgusted

youtube.com/watch?v=X0GQsp0Qvbs