What if each guild was a real life person?

THAT IT WOULD BE A GAME OF APPOINTMENTS WITH THE GIRLS OF THE GREEK

>tfw sent a Ravnica story manuscrit to WotC with hope to work with them
>tfw they transformed it into a book by changing few names
>tfw too poor to afford a lawyer
Ironic that I bought the book and I liked it. They're the boss after all.

care to elaborate?

I sent a game project to a gamergirl related to ancient gods, in 2011.
Then MtG published Theros. She probably thought having their consent would be good, but she didn't cared.

At least Theros was somewhat nice.

Was it unsolicited, if so they probably threw it away without letting their writers see it to avoid precisely that kind of scenario. Was it part of a contest, if so the terms an conditions probably stated that they could do that. Whatever the case, just be glad you didn't waste money on the law suit.

Fuck Rakdos, marry Selesnya, kill Gruul.

>Azorius still best
No surprises here

>Fuck Marry Kill
>No pack one pick one

P1. Boros she’s got great tits and plenty of passion
P2. Gruul would fuck like an animal. Just have to find a way to get her to shower first
P3. Izzet. Willing to experiment and use toys

Unsolicited yes. And they don't need the full story, they just need the ideas, the concepts.
And more than money, I'd have waste time.
That's why women are for, getting things for free.

>The Good
Dimir
Boros
Azorius
>The Bad
Izzet
Orzhov
Rakdos
>The Green
Selesnya
Golgari
Gruul
Simic

>AzoriusxOrzhov
I ship it

>He ships church and state

>Still no Tarkir personified tribe sisters, one from a reality with dragons, and the other of Khans.

It's forbidden love.

hey, id fuck anafenza

dragons are the best
dangerous and violent, but loyal

regardless, id still fuck anafenza

user, you seem like an absolute tard

I want one for the Alara Shards too, and sixth one for Maelstrom girl. Alara was so damn cool, especially Bant.

bant was gay, esper was best shard.

invasion/apocalypse mage schools > alara shards

i miss armadilo cloak...

>angel prostitutes

drawfag here, you just gave me an amazing idea

Fuck Rakdos
Marry Selesnya
Kill Azorious

Rakdos, Gruul, Simic

fuck azorius
marry orzhov
kill rakdos

orzhov seems like the biggest thot desu

FUCK DIMIR
MARRY RAKDOS
KILL SELESNIA

fuck selesnya, marry selesnya kill selesnya

behold

Why keeping this thread alive? Ravnica and Alara are the worst settings of MtG.

boros and orzhov still best girls

What if the Guildpact wasn’t such a fucking faggot that got mindraped, AGAIN, by Bolas and sent into an unescapable plane

There's some cytoplast in the Orzhov text.

Fuck: Simic because you know she's a freak and it'll be a wild night
marry: Boros
Kill Orzhov, she looks innocent but you all know she's a gold digger.

Carmilla is cute CUTE!
Though i would try to get her out of drugs , atleast reduce it to managable levels. Rest of her personality and kinks are perfect.

Then 50% of them would be male, statistically speaking.

49 percent actually

What type of mutations has Simic subjected herself to?

>ywn Populate with a qt selesnya druid

I think it fits perfecly.

>>Simic: Dude weed lmao
they way I see it they are more along the lines of:
>Mengele did nothing wrong

Do the Wedges too!

>MtG is obviously the land of thieves
;_;

For giving for free my 6 years ideas to a random geek girl or for thinking I influenced a whole MtG setting?
I'm just very sensible about it.

Selesnya would be the polite, nice girl who is in a seriously creepy cult.

Fuck Rakdos
Kill Rakdos
Fuck Rakdos
Resurrect Rakdos
Fuck Rakdos some more
Chain Rakdos down
Marry Dimir
Make gentle love to Dimir
Force Rakdos to watch

Izzet: reddit
Simic: tumblr
Boros: youtube
Golgari: neogaf
Rakdos: pornhub
Orzhov: wikipedia
Azorius: amazon
Dimir: facebook
Gruul: Veeky Forums
Selesnya: google

Mark Rosewater is walking personification of what it means to be an Izzet and Unstable is testament to that.

>>Boros: Trump voters
Nationalism is a meaningless distinction if your setting has only one nation.

What is sex like with each of them?

Judith all the way

>sexualizing Azorius
delet nao

is he really that much into anal? asking for a friend

I don't know who these whores are, but rolling!

FUCK, worst one.

Like you wouldn't have herds of flagpole-mongers believing that random kinds of people are inferior citizens and should be enslaved/killed for the glory of (nation).

rakdos: literally explosive

very much so, though you should note the part about role: Dominant

>fucking on a pile of money
now that is somthing i can get behind.

for me, it's 9, the best girl

Bro.

Every blue guild was a villain and only the blue guilds were villains.

Fuck Rakdos
Marry Rakdos
Kill Rakdos during extreme BDSM

that list is mindblowing user
everything fits very well

great job, will motive me to come back to this dying game

>worst
that's a funny way of spelling best user

Niv did nothing wrong

Wtf I am antifa that sometimes watches rick and morty now

Fuck Rakdos, Marry Selesnya, Kill Orzhov

Simic & Selesnya best girls

I wanna build a Sister of Battle army with Boros-chan

...

What about the entire RtR block?

Then it'd be even more terrible.

>kill Gruul.
This guy knows what he's doing.

rooll

Close..
Marry simic for cool extra limb

dude mana lmao

Stop user, stop.
I didn't see about that.

No no no, I must keep thinking that Azorius is about blue, birds and purity.

No no *aaargg*

What else would he be into? Honest question, I don't watch gay porn.