You face a previous BBEG that came back from the dead to settle a score with you

>You face a previous BBEG that came back from the dead to settle a score with you.

What do you say?

Ay nigga, that's cool as fuck. Imma join with you if you teach me da secret of immortality.

Who?

You realise I am like 10 levels above you now right?

>"WHAT IS THIS LEVEL YOU SPEAK OF"

"So you came back from the fucking grave, cheating death, allowing you to start anew and be whatever or whoever you want to keep doing nefarious shit... and you blow it on trying to ice me when I'm VASTLY beyond where we were before? Go. Leave."

And then I make sure that every encounter ends with humiliation and them being chided and sent off because that would be SO nice after all the constant blood and explosions.

not you again

>You realise I am like 10 levels above you now right?
and he replies "fuck you, I am 20 levels above you"

"Well, here we go again, I guess. Where'd I put that dildo?"

Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?

I look to the camera and roll my eyes to tell the audience I'm as annoyed by this as they are.

Assuming he was empowered to my level or above, I'd probably say something to the effect of I forgot who he was.

If he was weaker, I'd sarcastically remark that he was the greatest opponent I'd have ever faced, but I was now busy organizing my precious leaf collection and he'd have to wait in line for revenge.

Reminds me of pic related.

"Darling! Your dad's back, finally I have a father-in-law! Guess what, man, you're a grandpa now!"

Kill and make sure it stays dead.

>dating and impregnating the daughter of the guy you killed once
priceless

How the bloody protestant hell did you do that?

"I hope you can at least make it sporting this time."

"Tea?"

"Took you long enough."

"Oh hey, it's whats-his-face!"

"I told them I should have kept stabbing you a bit longer. Clearly I wasn't thorough enough."

>ugh

Because fuck you that's how.

>im really sorry i cast heat metal on your armor and cooked you alive in it

That sounds like a very unpleasant way to go.

Look, asshole; I literally sacrificed every elf even associated with my party to keep you locked away in Hell. If you ain't satisfied with the blood of 50 innocent Elven souls, don't come crying to my pitch black ass.

>Nigga If two years ago I created an eight mile deep crater right where you were standing, what makes you think I won't make a bigger hole today?

Do you REALLY want to do this again?

You too?
Coming back to life, sucks doesn't it?
Can we do this another time? I got some commissions to finish, a kid to pick up from school...you understand I hope.

Wait are we doing this again? My god we're doing this again.

"Hey I get that you miiight be mad that I betrayed you and all, but come on,you have to agree I'm doing a much better job at this than you were"

"Long time no see, witch."

"Oh boy, does this mean you're immortal now? That's awesome, dude, cause now we can ride this carousel for-ev-ver. You kill me, I come back and kill you, you come back and kill me, forever. It'll be a great time!"

I agree, the first time didn't do you justice. Let's make things right.

I give into the blood of Bhaal. Fuck that bastard from the first time around.

Again? Let us return to the void.

>BBEG only was difficult because we didn't know who it was

I guess you won't fall for the Scarab of Death a second time...

Depends, is the BBEG Shane the Shy?

>What do you say?

Ugh.

>"Whoa"

Can you at least try not to accidentally blow yourself up this time?

"SMITE UNDEAD!!!"