Brief confusion, followed by death

>scp-wiki.net/scp-1029

Everything went better than expected.

>SCP-2000
Unfortunately my security clearance is not high enough to know what, exactly, is about to happen. I assume it's going to be horrifying though.

> roll scp-wiki.net/scp-2950
> Safe
> SCP-2950 is a metal folding chair. SCP-2950’s anomalous effect causes those who sit in it to experience elevated levels of comfort that do not correspond to chairs of similar composition and style.
> Thank god
> Open read more
> SCP-2950 is a Keter-class entity that cannot be defined. It is not something that we cannot define because we cannot remember it; It’s undefinable because we must define what it is. SCP-2950 takes the form of whatever the majority of people think it is.
> mfw

>scp-wiki.net/scp-3737

Pros: I rolled a safe one and get to see all my old cats.

Cons: It's an island bigger than my house and I have a dog phobia.

scp-wiki.net/scp-1513
11 seeds which grow into plant animals. or some kind of horrible plant monster if i plant them all in the same pot

scp-wiki.net/scp-520

okay, as long as I don't mess with it, I should be fine.

>scp-wiki.net/scp-2182

Nice.

how is this Veeky Forums related?

scp-wiki.net/scp-3338

Well them, from al lthe horrible killing beasts, ghosts, torturing undead, sicknesses, uncanny building and other shit that could came to, I got a nice Yokai like object that also pays his share of the rent. A lot better than expected, but still unexpected.

Everything is Veeky Forums related

scp-wiki.net/scp-109
unlimited pretty good water, i'm fine with this

scp-wiki.net/scp-1162

>SCP-2000 is a subterranean Foundation installation originally constructed ... for the purpose of reconstructing civilization in the event that a K-Class end-of-the-world scenario could not be averted in time to prevent humanity's extinction or near-extinction.
>SCP-2000 includes 500,000 Bright/Zartion Hominid Replicators (BZHR) ... and a computer memory bank housing data on all known human alleles, this system is capable of recreating any lost human genome or generating as many new and unique genomes as necessary to repopulate human civilization.

It's not at all dangerous, at least by itself. However, you might be terminated for trespassing, or merely drugged and sent away.

Also:
>Since its inception, SCP-2000 has been activated at least twice. Foundation records regarding SCP-2000’s construction and history prior to this assumed first use have been lost.

scp-wiki.net/scp-3333
Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck .

scp-wiki.net/scp-1988

Meh, Ill be fine

scp-wiki.net/scp-404-j

I'll probably get to finally read Winds of Winter right before I get nuked.

scp-wiki.net/scp-2472

unless it literally appears before my eyes, I probably wouldn't even notice it's there

All of a sudden a big tree appears in my room.

scp-wiki.net/scp-1412

I am regrettably used to big trees trying to forcibly enter my room.

Looks like I lucked out and got a safe one that refuses to consume human matter.

scp-wiki.net/scp-2962

Rock appears, everyone dies.
TPK

scp-wiki.net/scp-2369
An entire house?
I guess I die a very confusing death.

scp-wiki.net/scp-3909

Now here's the question. Does 3909-A appear or 3909-B? Do I get some random person who's parents like Wu-Tang, or do I get an alien.

Also in the event of either, can I tag along to go watch what is obviously the greatest competition ever created?

SCP-1313 is a tape model of 1960s vintage, approximately 12cm in diameter and 1.5cm in height. It is composed mostly of tin

If unwound beyond 25 meters it activates, if you touch it you gain an immediate understanding of measurement, including yourself compared to the universe, and will for a while go through some depression before gaining a kinda euphoric mindset on the universe. However if you're of an egocentric nature you will just die of depression...

not super dangerous but since I don't wanna die (I pose in front of mirrors...) I'd just lock it in a safe with a note saying "don't touch numbnuts"

scp-wiki.net/scp-j
>How do you react?

scp-wiki.net/scp-825
Do I know what it is? Because, if not, I'm in a locked room and nobody will start looking for me for at least 96 hours, so I'd be fucked if I put it on.

scp-wiki.net/scp-180

Hijinks ensue

>scp-wiki.net/scp-973
I didn't broke any law and I'm not even an American citizen, so I guess he will just leave me alone?

>scp-wiki.net/scp-2644

>If I, or someone around me, is the host
Well, it looks like I, and everyone around me, will have a day missing from our memories. Hopefully it doesn't try to commit suicide this time.
>If the disembodied consciousness
I guess, nothing?

scp-wiki.net/scp-014
Have a conversation

scp-wiki.net/scp-1846
>Your position in heaven in based off of how much corn you produce/consume.
Oh man, all the HFCS is paying off!

Couldn't pepe the frog and all the kek nonsense (old egyptian deity of chaos, memetic powers, etc.) can be considered as Keter class anomaly. Some kind of program or entity that use people beliefs to have an impact on reality and maybe create alternative timeline (Trump etc.).
It could even be a Thaumiel class as it can impact reality, or use alternative timeline as "backup".

Don't know if it would make an interesting article or a cringy one.

scp-wiki.net/scp-2714

I just don't open the fuckin book, but if i did. Luke dies at the end.

scp-wiki.net/scp-1234
Assuming it just shows up next door to my place of work, I might not even notice. If a whole fucking bakery shows up in the break room then I'm going home, because fuck whatever the hell that is.

...

scp-wiki.net/scp-1192
I adopt it and raise it as my son and me and kevin will live happily ever after. I was always sickened by how the foundation treats this poor kid/birb.

!

>scp-wiki.net/scp-1192

oh shit why is there a fucking bird in my house

dont talk like this about my son cunt

get your son out of my house you dumb birdfag

no!

This is fucking amazing

scp-wiki.net/scp-2382

I guess it's the little box that appears, so I'm a bit confused as fuck at first, but afterwards when everything starts to go weird I freak out. Guess I go blind, in the end, which is a really shitty thing to happen to you (even more when I'm an illustrator).
Still, it's kinda cool. The last thing I'm ever seeing is a ultra-terrenal art gallery with strange but beautiful installations.
Also gave me a nice idea for my current Pathfinder campaign.

scp-wiki.net/scp-621
I got highly invasive flowers that hypnotize people into thinking they're great. I think I got off extremely lucky.

>chance to be inspired by your other others' random mystery beings from setting/database many aren't familiar with
I mean, it isn't a very good chance or anything, mind you.

scp-wiki.net/scp-284
I say hi

scp-wiki.net/scp-2115
So it's literally inter dimensional e-harmony? Honestly it sounds stupid but I could have done worse. At the very least it leads to pic related shenanigans.

scp-wiki.net/scp-536-j
Guess I'll die

>Random materials adopt the shape and then the behaviour of the common brown rat
I'd be extremely worried as the entire region would be overrun with Rat golems, but not scared for my life at least.

scp-wiki.net/scp-1586
>A 17 year old european girl appears in my room.
I'm not complaining.

nice

scp-wiki.net/scp-2616
>Sentient flies
Eh, they can stay, maybe convince them we can make a living doing some sick circus trade type deal.

The amazing user and his educated flies.

scp-wiki.net/scp-112
a rollercoaster
in my room
what the flying fuck

scp-wiki.net/scp-1299
I guess I have a few days to get this shitty old bathtub out of my house.

>go through all that trouble with the recursive tower and other dimensions and shit
>it's just skinwalkers
ok

scp-wiki.net/scp-169
>a marine arthropod 2000-8000km long appears in my room
Well, er, shit.

Go back to sosach.

SCP-2874
Well fuck...
I guess I just have to not look at it?
In the case where I have looked at it, probably panic and then spend the next remainder of my life doing what I want, whilst constantly vlogging. So that when I die, hopefully, it'll get uploaded and spread to other unfortunate individuals.
scp-wiki.net/scp-2874

>how is this Veeky Forums related?
Everything is Veeky Forums-related except quest threads.

scp-wiki.net/scp-2083
very, very, very confused

>scp-wiki.net/scp-2579
I would be so damn confused as to why a bear would be dancing in my house.

>014
>just a man who sits there and is immortal
it'd be kind of surprising, but relatively boring compared to the rest of the thread
guess i'm fine with that

>approximately
>on the SCP that gives you exact measurement knowledge

scp-wiki.net/scp-2243

peep peep chirp chirp peep chirp chirp?

Chirp peep peep, peep peep chirp chirp peep chirp chirp.

Peep peep chirp.

scp-wiki.net/scp-2842
I now have all the funny internet pictures

Shitting myself
scp-wiki.net/scp-3333

youtube.com/watch?v=Ah7GxKHGHPg

scp-wiki.net/scp-3114
2spoopy4me

scp-wiki.net/scp-258
I'm fine as long as i dont sit on it.

Modern SCPs are dumb as hell.

...

scp-wiki.net/scp-235

I'm not an hipster and I don't have an old record player, so I guess I'm safe for another day.

>scp-wiki.net/random:random-scp
scp-wiki.net/scp-1989

Literally nothing happens to me. Even if I use it, the effect it would have on me would be minor, it's like the most underwhelming one on the site.

scp-wiki.net/scp-1989

>a laser disc player that inverts gravity of the films it plays when the disc is swapped out

This sounds hilarious

Was this a reply to or did you just happen to roll the same one as me?

scp-wiki.net/scp-1608

My house, family, and myself are crushed.

I die.

no I rolled the same page

YAAAAAAY!!!! I have Myself a Pseudodragon!!!!!
scp-wiki.net/scp-1779

scp-wiki.net/scp-1779

It's my pet now.
I have a mini-dragon!

We got the same.. ;-;

wtf? why is it doing this?

>scp-wiki.net/random:random-scp
>scp-wiki.net/scp-1703

a fucking lightbulb
ill be fine

math a real bitch

scp-wiki.net/scp-500
Well, I guess I'm cured.

You say that like Invincible Crocodile and Boxed Sephiroth are modern inventions, there has always been shitty ones

scp-wiki.net/scp-4002-j

Oh gouda, I whey afuega'l of zamorano-thing danbo-rouse.

To be fair, I don't know how else they could've embedded it in any satisfying way. The build-up and suspense was great, but the payoff was lackluster. This is pretty true for anything with good suspense though. It's very hard to deliver in a meaningful way. I personally can't think of a decent way of ending it that isn't just doing what's already been done before.

>embedded it
*ended it
Fuck me

"Neat... I guess?"

scp-wiki.net/scp-1920

bump

scp-wiki.net/scp-655
>SCP-655 is an 18 m x 20 m x 4 m windowless structure within a complex of buildings
>At random intervals, which to date have been observed to be between a range of two months to eleven years, an organism of the kingdom Animalia will spontaneously appear within SCP-655

I'll edit it to say that when I open the door to my room instead I find this and watch as multiple random animals come out, maybe see one appear.
>drill a hole in the wall to see what's in there
>shoot any predators
>rescue my good shit
>make friends with the animals

>scp-wiki.net/scp-131

Two free cat-like eyeballs that don't need food?
I can live with this.

That being said I prefer reading oldies than the new ones currently produced. I'm assuming people have stopped making fresh new ones and focused on stories with pre-existing scp's.

no one getting 106? good, coz i hate that fucker. got a nonlethal euclid, calling it a win.