Describe your current campaign in one image user

Describe your current campaign in one image user.

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe's_law
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I came in to this game of Rogue Trader expecting high adventure, drama, and swashbuckling.

Instead I got this, but if all the characters were also perpetually in traction and riddled with bullet wounds.

Trying to teach the game to friends who wana play but have absolute zero experience has been an exercise in maintaining my sanity.

It's always worse when the dice fail you and you die to regular mobs after spending loads of time on a decent backstory and personality for your character.

it's a long story

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>this is what Christians and Liberals actually believe

>liberals

Sure, dude.

>furry race
Dropped

Ah yes, liberals, notoriously anti-D&D.

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>disrespecting a Jaguar Knight

Liberals AND Christians

I've got time.

Things have escalated quickly.

Doesn't change that stupid shit ya just said nigga

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Motherfucker what liberals have ever been against DND

calling it and its fans racist and sexist

When did this happen

>one shitpost on Tumblr that's probably just false-flagging
Clearly liberals are against D&D.

falsemachine.blogspot.com/2016/01/the-dumbest-shit-that-has-ever-been_11.html

There's a lot more of this shit than you'd think in libfag forums like rpgnet or SA's tradgames board. Not only are mainstream game systems like D&D like, so lame and uncool, they're also totally racist and sexist because buhhhh *fart*

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jesus christ that's some mild fucking critique you've linked there

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:(

Paz on Mother Base in Peace Walker?

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It was between this or looking for some Russian disco dancers.

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The dog is our one lawful aligned player

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>Thai Cuisine
Truly irredeemable.

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I know that feel. My players looted one dungeon and now they wana play the game like a slice of life simulator with their money and not actually adventure anymore.

That's bad. That's bad right?

Just up the cost of living on them. Eventually they'll run out of money with which to drink/whore/charitably donate. Then they'll have to go raiding again. Just like real murder hobos

Perfectly good artstyle and imagery wasted on christian propaganda. A whole life of art wasted.

Fundamentalism, not even once.

I'm pretty sure it's a parody

> A whole life of art wasted.
>Draw threads in a nutshell

The difference is that liberals tend to want to change D&D in ways that don't fundamentally affect it, while Christians view it as an irredeemable evil and want to get rid of it entirely.

DnD has been SJW since the 90s

not the way we are playing it

>Not recognising the WoD border styling

Its from a game book. I fail to see how people keep thinking its legit when there are such blatant cues as Thai Cuisine.

i mean, yeah. I'm getting sick and tired of the close friend of the DM getting all the attention and butting into my time to shine on the sea, where, you know, my character's entire backstory resides

There is no way that would work out even in the slightest.

Is this image supposed to represent the mentality of the players in the campaign?

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Stop being so thin skinned user that is just a monsterirl race he he
If you dislike those then get out, this site was made for us fur- I mean dog girl loving weebs in 2006

TEEHEE GUN WORSHIP TEEHEE GUN WORSHIP
I hate the mlp equivalent of guns so much.

there are no playable dog people in D&D from what I know

You could... flesh out your backstory *using* early levels instead of before them?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe's_law

>tfw I'm the DM

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How do you know it won't work.


The dice haven't been rolled yet.


Checkmate.

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>Humorous faux anecdote riffing on the particularly long lifespan of a well known piece of military equipment
>Gun worship

Are you from the UK or something? Despite what mommy says, guns really are not that scary

... until they're being pointed at you, of course.

Of course

There aren't because I'm working for the BBEG

I'm not a nigger, so I'm not afraid of someone shooting me.

Ah, yes, no school tomorrow...

0.07/10. I only replied because I'm at work and bored.

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Had to DM a pickup game for a new game store in my area. Went with starting up The Yawning Portal & Sunless Citadel.

>Local adventurers need rent
>Get rent halfway through, but realize they made a lot of promises that they have to keep or else just to survive
>Heroes debate turning this into a tourist trap afterward.

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sounds comfy user. nice.

Is that fucking Megatron?

yup

Dark Heresy. My Guardsman is the only sane one for some God awful reason.

Poor bastard...

jesus the cringe

1d4chan.org/wiki/Lupin there used to be.

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>that Thai cookbook in between all the occult books under the table
Food so spicy your asshole will go to hell?

It's also scary when a group of people try to beat you up with just their fists. Should we cut off people's hands?

Is it bad I've witnessed literally all these things with players from the groups I've been in?

sauce?

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You can't kill thirty people by pointing a finger at them.

Strawman much? I never said a damned thing about banning them, just that they are in fact frightening when you're on the wrong end of them. Hell, I own a couple.

But, then, you know that. You're just desperate for attention. Here's your >You

You can't, maybe.

Do not underestimate me.

the subtle wyrm symbols in this are actually quite impressive.

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you're running the GLoG, I see!

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Reminds me of my first campaign.

arthurdepins.com/