You can't cash out

what's in the bag?

LMAO it's all ones surrounded by a 20. Nice one

which vendor op?

Nice stack op

Drugs, probably

> want to cash out
> realise i'm converting my rising coins to assets which have been dropping for over a century.

Look at what kind of bag it is, you boneheads. It's so the cash can't be smelled when shipping

pretty sure the lambo dealership won't accept your fake internet money.

>paying taxes

good soygoy

In California they do.

>buying cuckbucks
kek, you got trolled into cashing out.

who the fuck smells cash? is that like sniffing glue or something?

you can buy lambos with crypto now

>It's so the drugs can't be smelled when shipping
DUDE
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Never mind

I guess you can

>There are people who got shilled in never cashing out

Hahahahhahahahahahahhahahaha

>what are dogs that are trained to smell large sums of cash

Dogs

>what are dogs that are trained to smell large sums of cash

not found on Veeky Forums, that's for sure.

i know you gonna think im being stupid but if youre cashing out buy some PMs long run you have zero to lose. Think of PMs as being the treasury bonds of crypto

Nigger

looool

fucking kek

How difficult is it to get a hold of some dots on Dream? It's been a while since I've been in the scene and it's something that might improve my current situation.

This. Gold will hit $1700 again at some point. Good for long term storage.

How did you do it?

What did you buy

Is it possible to open a checking account with a bank in the cayman islands and avoid taxes?

why would you cash out? BTC is the currency of da futuer

classic black kid on social media move

Op let me be the first to say, Congrats!

If you are feeling helpful could you point someone in the direction of which DNM vendor or site you used?

>inb4 fed
I lost a full BTC on AB when it went down. Which now stings a bit.

WEED LMAO

You can't cash out... A grand... Wew

I'm not going to spoon-feed people. It's easy as fuck if you're not a brainlet.

Only thing I've used any of it for was to take my friend out to a nice restaurant to celebrate, since he just had a kid.

Post more so i can show off and scam pajeets also put in a paper AXEL

Figure that out yourself. I lost money with the BitFlur scam. Everyone learns lessons

Help a poor fag out and just do it

Holy shit so it just gets sent to your door in a sealed bag like drugs or something

That's amazing

How do I do this?

So you're larping. Got it.

Are people really this dumb? If you can't figure out how to cash out, you shouldn't be in crytpo. I cashed out a small amount of my holdings, just to prove to myself that I could actually get tangible money, because so many fags on here say you can't. I don't give a shit if you believe me or not.

I think what most people are curious about is why you got cash in a silver baggie. Most people here would probably xfer it to ETH/BCH in Coinbase and then to their bank account.

Did you use some silk road type shit? I'm genuinely curious. If we could avoid taxes like this...

Theres always the option to forward the coins to a mob boss that owns a casino and you know might be less but its all mine

SWAT him

ayo yall we aint need be doin dat
sheeeit

4 da pajet gang

talk to a tax accountant. you can get a better deal than what you would pay in fees to shady business. there is no reason to go this way when your money doesn't come from illegal sources.

Because you have to pay taxes on money you transfer into your bank account from somewhere like Coinbase. Unless it's less than 10k or whatever the limit is.

You don't have to pay taxes on cash. What is there to not understand?

What was the fee?

You have to pay taxes on crypto any time you convert it to cash.

Are you mentally challenged? How do you pay taxes on money that you "don't have?" How does the government know if you have cash? I swear, Veeky Forums must have one of the lowest average IQs of all the boards.

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fuck off pajeet

By the time I have enough money for the IRS to come after me, i'll have a compound in the woods with a year's worth of food and a mountain of guns and ammo.

I'll live stream ruby ridge 2.0 for you guys.

You write like a moron. Obviously you don't have to pay taxes on it if you convert to cash OUTSIDE OF A BANK.

Please kill yourself. Jesus christ you're retarded.

seems risky though if they did a random check on your package

you're new at this it's ok.
....so many people here don't get it. Hahahahah grats op.

They can't open packages that are mailed within the US without a warrant.

Looks like pajeets are only good at the dumping.

Can't they hold it till they get a warrant? surely there's a risk involved

I don't know. But think about how many packages are mailed every single day. Your package would have to be dripping blood, or have "bomb" written on it for it to even get noticed.

That's not at all true. If it smells like weed, for instance, it will be opened.

Yeah, if the postal inspector gets a warrant first.

USD? what a shitcoin

don't listen to the haters. fiat is still valuable, and you busted one of the major myths of crypto for yourself, which frees up mental resources to focus on other important things.

kek

Those are leagues for billionaires with political connections, you will be scammed and get your accounts frozen the second they know you are a nobody and who will you bitch about it? The government you tried to avoid paying taxes?

DO you live in a shithole?
Just call your local bank and ask for fiat money then they'll sent it to you.

>He cashed out $20

So he used coinbase to sell the coins?

I don't see why OP has to tell us how he exchanged his cryptos for cash.

It's not like we gave him tip offs for when lift offs to the moon were gonna happen or anything.

What are you 12? Have you not heard of probable cause?