Superpowers Thread

>am supposed to be doing things around the house
>am supposed to be getting things ready for the holidays
>am instead reading the Lost World on some shady russian ebook website

Wild card indeed.

Rolled 50 (1d100)

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Emotion_Absorption
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Collective_Entity_Physiology

Let's see if these powers are at all useful

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>Powers:
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Razor_Hand
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Shamanism

Various legends refer to me as the "Cutting Man".

Really shitty legends, mostly in the form of greentext posts on /x/.

Rolled 36 (1d100)

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/High-Tech_Symbiotic_Exoskeleton
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gun_Mimicry

"No, John, you are the guns."

And then John was a Magnum.

Rolled 44 (1d100)

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omni-Creator
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Positive_Embodiment

N-no bully.

>made of guns
>wild card mercenary anti-hero
You're the most 90s motherfucker alive.

Rolled 16 (1d100)

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bio-Metallic_Symbiotic_Exoskeleton
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gyrokinetic_Flight

So I'm Bio Organic Ironman...

Rolled 91 (1d100)

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Magic_Wave_Emission
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Arcing_Blasts
I never miss.

Rolled 96 (1d100)

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Light_Healing?useskin=oasis
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Darkness_Embodiment?useskin=oasis

I think I'm the edgiest healer around.

Rolled 39 (1d100)

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divine_Sight
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Animal_Telepathy
Can I use the Divine Sight through the Animal Telepathy? Because if so this has the potential to be pretty goddamn OP. Every pigeon in the city is now part of a magic surveillance network.

Oooo the sharpest edge .

Rolled 96 (1d100)

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Eldritch_Machine_Physiology
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Causality_Immunity
NO.

>Level 96 Ancestroscythe
>Good guy

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Knowledge_Embodiment
>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Universal_Lordship

I am (a) God.

>>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Universal_Lordship
This one always amuses me. Last thread I was the God Empress

Rolled 28 (1d100)

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Esoteric_Ice_Generation
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Elemental_Bullet_Projection?useskin=oasis
>It was a clean shot, no mess, just a hole the size of a quarter in the victim's sternum. Was it normal for a bullet that big to make such a clean wound? The sergeant didn't know. This case was full of inconsistencies: the lack of residue in what was apparently a point-blank shooting, the corpse's below-average temperature, the thin film of water around the wound. But the strangest part was the bullet. Rather, the lack of bullet. There was nothing. No exit wound. The autopsy came up empty. Just a damp hole, like an icy sump bored into poor John Doe's heart.

Rolled 99 (1d100)

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Esoteric_Wind_Generation
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Needle_Mimicry

uhh, super porcupine? probably just do airbender stuff with occasional needle use

!!!

dice+1d100

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Temporal_Matter_Selection
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Haemopotent_Regeneration

Fuck yeah! I can pull my own naturally replaced blood from the past to regenerate. If it rolls high i'm nigh unkillable.

Rolled 61 (1d100)

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Feline_Physiology
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Tormentor

typical.

"dice+1d100"
Herpderp

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Soul-Bound_Entity
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Maximum_Brain_Capacity

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Shamanism
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Smoke_Aura

Smoke Shaman. Dunno if it's wood-smoke (Good) kush (Evil) or Vaping (Wildcard).

Rolled 50 (1d100)

forgot to roll

Rolled 45 (1d100)

Okay, so I'm an evil shaman, exiled from her tribe for doing bad juju. And since I can't burn the HOLY WOOD needed for my powers I end up addicted to the mean green.

Rollan to see how much of a societal menace I am.

>Rolled 96 (1d100)
THE ALMIGHTY MACHINE SUPERHERO JAGGANATH ACKNOWLEDGES YOUR IMPLICATIONS, AND IS IMMUNE TO THEM.
THUS BEGINS MY REIGN.

A challenger appears!

Rolled 37 (1d100)

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Organic_Weapons
This is pretty good, if I get a good roll this can be pretty sweet

Rolled 55 (1d100)

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Lightning_Ball_Projection
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pure_Wind_Manipulation

youtube.com/watch?v=HB6fk5MPkrk

Rolled 64 (1d100)

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Technomagic
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/One-Man_Army

Turns out I'm Asura. Who knew? Let's see how mad I am. And which people have made me mad.

Rolled 29 (1d100)

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mass_Transference
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Supernatural_Endurance

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Death_Connection
>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pollution_Embodiment

Seems pretty cool so far!

The WebM is utter bullshit, there is no way Batman in any shape or form would let Superman throw him around like that. Batman would of Kryptonited that bastard long before Superman could even lay a hand on him. complete fucking shit.

This is their first encounter, user, and there is flat out nothing in Batman's regular nightly arsenal that's remotely capable of dealing with a Kryptonian though I've always favored the idea that his super-hearing would make him vulnerable to sonic attacks, but I know that I'm in a vocal minority with that.

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Burning
>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Card_Cutting
Looks like I'm fire based Gambit.

Rolled 69 (1d100)

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reward_Manipulation
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Optimal_Finesse

I really have no idea what to make of this.

Temptress.
Capable of creating VERY realistic illusions alongside knowing what a person really wants.
Plays Support.
Most Villains are either annoyed at how easily they drop everything for her illusions, or are pissed at how often they fall for their dead spouse returning from the dead.

Rolled 24 (1d100)

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Conceptual_Wind_Manipulation
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Elemental_Invisibility
I guess I can control conceptual wind now, and can become invisible when touching conceptual wind.

Rolled 65 (1d100)

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Inertial_Combat
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Organic_Constructs

So I'm a shapeshifter whose punches have massive knockback. Rad.

>Enhanced shieldsmanship
>Dark light Manipulation
Well I could be either Dark Captain America cosplayer, or Nocto-Sol: Protector of Earth.
Either way, I'm going to abuse this as much as possible to have fun in daily life.

Rolled 3 (1d100)

Weird, no roll.
Trying again, this time with links:
>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dark_Light_Manipulation?useskin=oasis
>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Shieldmanship

You're Nocto-Sol! Protector of this Small City!
Like Batman, but without all the gadgets and vehicles and money.
And your power only works in sunlight so daylight robberies is all you can handle.
So basically like a reverse-vampire with Hamon, really.

Fuck, I think I preferred no roll.

And without the intelligence and connections.
SHOPLIFTERS BEWARE!

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Possibilities_Embodiment
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pectukinetic_Combat

Well... Let's roll and see whether my tits are WMD's or flat as a 180* angle.

Rolled 89 (1d100)

Fuck.

Rolled 14 (1d100)

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Supernatural_Speed
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Identity_Theft
I'm fast and I can masquerade as other people. Now, am I a high speed doppelganger or a really fast magician?

Rolled 28 (1d100)

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Rolling_Inducement
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Oleoportation
I am the bane of arabs

In the options field, user, above the box where you type. Don't worry, nobody knows who you are on the internet.

I'm an above average villain whose basically a T-1000 minus the regeneration with the additional power of being able to flick someone and, while it hurts and much as a regular flick, they're gonna go flying through a wall.

Has there ever been a villain called Violence? I like that name.

>"This won't hurt a bit."

It's only fair that the literal god of tits isn't on anyone's team.

Rolled 57 (1d100)

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Oversized_Attacks
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Headbutt

I can headbutt things good then.

Where are you getting illusions from?

Even the real life Iceman is probably above that. Damn, that's hilarious.

I assume from the enemies minds. Y'know, heart's true desire and shit.

Rolled 10 (1d100)

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnipotence
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Artistic_Life_Force_Imprisonment

Another God arrives! A God of Art that is!

Yeah but where does any of *that* come from? Reward manipulation doesn't have anything about knowing peoples desires, you actively manipulate rewards, not illusions of rewards.

I got plant ball manipulation and dream realm lordship

Guess I'm a fairy now

Rolled 40 (1d100)

Rolled 26 (1d100)

ALSO ROLLING FOR DICK LEVEL
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Kresnik_Physiology
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Headbutt

So I'm a powerful Vampire Hunter with other supernatural abilities that only applies when I use my powerful headbutt.

Rolled 61 (1d100)

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Universal_Force_Manipulation
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/High_Empowerment

Pretty sure this makes me some kind of Hindu god.

Rolled 13, 82 = 95 (2d100)

> powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Time_Magic?useskin=oasis

> powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Group_Creation?useskin=oasis

Damn, if I roll high I'll have it made.

Rolled 55 (1d100)

Taming: The power to tame/train creatures and animals
Stellar Magic: Power to perform stellar related magic.

Looks like I’m a booklock/summoner. My character is a mild mannered librarian who uses ancient space-rending magic to summon eldritch horrors.

Rolled 26 (1d100)

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Chivalry
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Equipment_Usage

Tremble at my mighty power to use stuff and be courteous to women!

Rolled 4 (1d100)

Haemokinetic Polearm Construction
Imaginary Constructs

Rolled 95 (1d100)

Mind-Body_Speed
The user's body matches their mental speed, and with that, the body can keep up with the mind and act/move at the same time a thought is formed without delay between action/movement and without being hindered by physical forces/properties. When the mind thinks, the body acts at the same time, and may complete or near completion at the same time a thought is fully formed.

Life_and_Death_Transcendence
User can transcend the concepts of life and death. Therefore, they cannot be regarded as living, dead or even amortal, as the user may have been alive/dead at some point, making the user a whole different kind of being.
The user is not only Absolutely Immortal, but also immune to any and all powers related to life or death.

Rolled 93 (1d100)

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Magic_Generation

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Paint_Constructs

My Super Power is apparently revealing the not so secret secret that this wiki is fucking garbage.

Rolled 79 (1d100)

What does powerlevel even mean with these two power?

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Transcendent_Demonic_Mage_Physiology

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Death_Lordship

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Visibility
>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Card_Beam_Emission

I am the Dealer, and everyone comes to play at my table at some point.

Holy shit I'm weak why do I exist I'm the Kite Man of this thread

Apparently I am villain too. At least powers are fitting.

Rolled 67 (1d100)

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Snow_Manipulation

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Time_Dilation_Field

So basically I have the ability to slow down time and make things cold. Either really useful for making some iced coffee or I could destroy entire cities.

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/War_Manipulation
>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omniverse_Embodiment

Let's hope I am strong and then I am basically all powerful Ares

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Artificial_Element_Manipulation
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Coast_Manipulation
Guess I'm cleaning up the oceans then

Rolled 18 (1d100)

shit, forgot to roll

Rolled 76 (1d100)

I also forgot to roll.

Rolled 79 (1d100)

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Event_Negation
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Exercise_Manipulation
So I have the ability to not exercise. Huh.

I will pit the universes against each other.

Rolled 45 (1d100)

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Trap_Manipulation
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Teleportation_Orb_Generation

So I'm Fred Jones with teleportation powers? Oh boy that just makes my traps more powerful.

Rolled 7 (1d100)

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Space_Rock_Creation
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Essence_Distilling

Your constructs are pretty much imaginary still.

Rolled 19 (1d100)

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Physiology?useskin=oasis
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Vibration_Attacks?useskin=oasis

Pure vibrational power.. ladies.

Rolled 32 (1d100)

Behold, the most popular Man alive!

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Popularity_Manipulation?useskin=oasis

Hmm, I would have liked a higher roll. Call me.. Homo Sybians.

Rolled 93 (1d100)

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sensation_Manipulation
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Space-Time_Magic

Has the potential to be godlike so long as the roll is good.

And I pulled it off. I can control time, space, people, whatever the fuck I like. Also I'm a villain. Come at me bro, I'm the final boss of this shit.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Disease_Mimicry

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Demonic_Ice_Breath

Why didn't that roll

Rolled 16 (1d100)

That should work.