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1st for best primarch

WTF is that shit in the image

>CusTOADS

>GSC allied with anyone imperial
I thought it was fucking come the apocalypse with nids

youtu.be/e-x4F-r3eMI?t=3m48s

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so i just assembled my tau start collecting, primed, then base colored them. this took a lot longer then i thought it would, how long does it normally take you guys to paint a unit of 10 guys or a vehicle?
i kind of thought id be done with everything today, but its looking like a long day of painting tomorrow now

>That color scheme.

>MWG

Oh makes sense now.

>Finally did my Riptide's base
Hopefully this thing sucks less after codex

>The dark city was destroyed

No it's not noob, the invasion was pushed back by the Mandrake and the DE that didn't flee with vect.

>Vect went missing.

Vect go to his back up realm to remade new commoragh

If anything it meant DE are split into 3 factions now.

A while, but I'm slow.
With experience painting you become more efficient

Don't listen to the haters user, I dig the bluestodes.

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> MiniWarDaisyChaining
Oh what a surprise

>THE LION CORRUPTED

>The Fallen members that are known to the Dark Angels are a roll call of infamy, a villain’s gallery of betrayers. While Cypher is foremost amongst them, the Daemon Prince Marbas has risen to a close second.

>Sketchy, half-formed reports of a suspected Fallen named Marbas leading a renegade warband first surfaced in M36, but how the Daemon Prince of the same name came to earn the vile favours of the Dark Gods, or even if it is the same being, is unknown. All that can be sure is that the winged Daemon Prince speaks too much truth, and still bears the unmistakable elements of the armour of the First Legion. Worst of all, his form is a direct affront to the memory of the Dark Angels Primarch, for Marbas’ mutated head has taken on the twisted shape of one of the much-feared lions that once dominated the forests of Caliban.

Chaos confirmed furries?

>genestealer cult blessed by the emperor
what the fuck is this fanfiction shit

Dark angels gay genes mutated into furry genes.

>no new info about demons in next month WD
>smite fucked so tzeentch will probably be bad (don't care)
>slaanesh will not get anyting new because respect for virtual woman / traps
>nurgle had GW attention span during DG release, will not get buffy and stay shitty. Compensated with a new beast sculpt.

Are you ready for khooooooorne domination once the codex hits in like 3 months?

How do people sit through these? do people actually watch the entire hour of those smurf colored toad pronounced abortions?

What is that game mat and terrain pieces and where can I buy them?

>implying it wont be about slaanesh

I like how well they are painted, the scheme is blasphemy though

>squatted

how are you meant to custodes is it cust to DEES??????

The only things Khorne has going for him are Berzerkers and Bloodthirsters
Slaanesh still has some of the best Daemon units in terms of crunch and Noise Marines and Dread’s are amazing
It’s still up in the air who’s gonna be top dog
Except for Tzeentch, absolute trash

1st for r8 my list

nice meme

yes actually, it'd be just as faggotrocius as someone pronouncing it as Ah Starts

Cuss-toe-days

haha now i understand your pain.

Caster Desu.

Since when was Daisy Chaining ever a good idea?
> Ha! My best unit is safely behind this rock where he can’t do anything
> Half my dudes are making the chain while the other half actually do something
> Hope he doesn’t outflank me with Plasma or I’m fucked

>It was on his jetbike that Sammael dodged between battlesuits to cut the Ethereal Sha Aux’Phan in twain, securing victory in the Auxion Campaign. It was Sammael’s personal heroics in an epic duel that allowed him to run the pretender Kaligar to ground during the Fourth Quadrant Rebellion. Though it was never revealed, Kaligar was a long-sought member of the Fallen, and his capture was greatly lauded by the Inner Circle. The aerial stunts Sammael performed while leading the 2nd Company in the war against the Orks of Charadon are legendary, even amongst the greenskins, a xenos race much noted for their brazen, high-speed vehicle manoeuvres.

The Imperium's oppression of the T'au continues

Could a guard list based on shotgun vets instead of conscripts work?

>tfw I used to have a mexican classmate that pronounced Necrons as Neh Crones
I wish I could have these kinds of people sterilized

>Aux’Phan
>AUX
what? Ethereal caste is Aun'

is this you?

*blocks your path*

>you will never be a genetically modified 7 foot tall holy warrior designed for combat doing sick flips on a jetbike to tear apart a filthy alien with such skill that speed worshiping retards hold you in high regards
why live?

ne-crone-ess

>While fighting against the Black Crusade of Furion, Belial slew the Chaos Lord of Khorne in single combat. For this deed, Supreme Grand Master Azrael promoted Belial to the rank of Master and presented him with a Chapter relic – the ancient Sword of Silence. This blade has traditionally been gifted to the most lethal close-quarters combatant in the Chapter. It was forged from the same meteorite as the Sword of Secrets, and by some trick of its making, the weapon seems to swallow nearby sound, absorbing it into its energised obsidian blade.

>In the Battle for Piscina IV, Belial distinguished himself yet further, fighting a delaying battle against superior odds. After Grand Master Gabriel’s death aboard the Space Hulk Charnel Shrine, Belial was selected to command the Dark Angels 1st Company. Under his austere and exacting leadership, the Deathwing continues to earn praise in the fighting around the Eye of Terror, winning victories on the marshes of Crassia II and routing the Violators on the planet Terraq after a brutal campaign. It was Belial who arrived in time to save Sammael from the crushing death grip of Marbas – cutting the Daemon Prince’s hand off with the Sword of Silence. Alas, he could not finish the job, however, as the lion-headed foe won free and escaped, his loathsome claw-hand regrowing anew even as he took flight. In all his long service to the Dark Angels, the only other foe to have bested Belial in close combat was the Ork Warlord Ghazghkull Thraka on Piscina IV. Such memories of failure still cause Belial pain.

A marine lost to NPCs?

>duncan still that suited faggot
kys

...what is the source of this image

Is this real? If so, maybe

*looks down* move, or you will be moved

yes from new chaos codex timeline

This.
As a lover of even the old Dark Eldar lore, the idea of the Dark Eldar splitting into a hydra is awesome to me.
My friend loves Vect, I hate the fucking asshole, and would love to see the old royal families come back into ruling. Here's to hoping that we get to see the White Flame Kabal make a comeback with vect on the run.

Say I were to have a way to make a paper mache version of this, would I be allowed to field it?

So what does the army tier list look like now?

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*nuzzles you looks down and notices your GLORIOUS ANCESTRAL BANNER*
OwO what’s this?

Delaying your movement so that a xenos might be spared. Are you a heretic user?

>There is but one flaw in the new Redemptor design, and it has nothing to do with battle performance. The Tech-Priests of Mars have ensured that the Redemptor is thoroughly wired into its pilot, in part explaining why the new Dreadnought moves and fights with greater speed and dexterity than other designs. However, they spared little thought to the health of the incumbent, seeing him as little more than another part to be replaced as necessary. Many of those Redemptors that have fought for a sustained period have already had their sarcophagi replaced, their original pilots burned out by the intense demands of the machine’s destructive prowess. It is, by all accounts, an excruciatingly painful way to die.

Jesus Christ, the Admech are at it again. Being complete dicks.

depends on your opponent I guess, if it looked good enough I wouldn't have a quarrel with it

You hate us because you ain't us

People have fielded weirder shit
When we ran our first apoc game one guy used a giant Iron Man toy to represent an Emperor Class Titan

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muh humanity

Oan Mkoll vs Sly Marbo.

Who wins in canon?

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At least they are not a Kataphron, or worse, a Thallaxi

Would the Emperor accept a peace treaty with the Eldar?

I fucking LOVE this picture.

> Levithan is just as big a guy and arguably more destructive
> Isn’t extremely painful

Pavel/10 AdMech

then it applies to you too

I have called them, expect retribution inside of a century.

Emps might, if they could really make a concrete guarantee, but none of his servants would in M41.

But I don't like little boys

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Truly the hero we need.

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Still no Dark Angels' codex Pdf?

Nyet

Keep in mind, our machines keep the Imperium working. You can always say that we are completely inhumane, and then throw 1 million troops against a useless hill just to die there. Our war machines take that hill with minimum loses.

Sure, I mean it 6000 pts. Unless you play narrative, you would'nt be able to field it easily.

random 3d modelling exercise
based on pinup art by Asanagi
based on recent addition to Nasuverse as Assassin class Servant
based on old Japanese legend of Oni Lord (Shuten-douji)

Nobody is gay enough to play them

>mfw cucked by your own chapter

save it friend, it is all yours

You're degenerates, I saw that gimp on your walker.

I like the fluff bit about how the DA were considering opening fire on Guilliman cause m-muh fallenz

what book does that happen in

Blood Angels look fun but they seem really predictable and easy to counter.

20 Points for a 1W 3+/6++ marine doesn't seem like a wise investment.

Keep in mind I'm looking at this from a Dark Eldar perspective so it's not that hard to gun them down before they do any major damage.

>Degenerates
Guess who asked for cherubs

Guilliman is the hero the Imperium deserves

heh

DA codex
Guillimans fleet visits the Rock and DA consider opening fire in case he is mad about Fallen.
Of course it was just to give them primaris to replenish their numbers after a convenient massacre

>Easy to counter

-3d6 charge with reroll out of reserves, or move before the game if you get 1st turn.
-Characters can buy a relic to not get overwatched

???

>The Primarch’s Summit

>In the wake of recent catastrophic events, Azrael decides to convene an emergency council of the Unforgiven’s Supreme Grand Masters, several of whom are still nearby following the Darkmor Massacre. The Dark Angels’ Librarians succeed in piercing the veil of the Great Rift and sending out a scattered astropathic summons – though several die to achieve the feat – and soon every loyal son of the Lion is preparing to embark on a perilous journey to the Rock.

>Not all find their way to that last fragment of their ancestral home. Entire successor Chapters become lost in the warp, while others find themselves bogged down in one of the galaxy’s many raging conflicts. It is when Azrael finally decides he can wait no longer for the remaining successors to arrive that he is informed of a new fleet transitioning into orbit around the Rock; it is not a waylaid Chapter of the Unforgiven it bears, however, but the Lord Commander of the Imperium.

>Azrael, his forces depleted and his Chapter’s stronghold battered, fears the worst – that the newly returned Primarch of the Ultramarines, Roboute Guilliman, knows the truth of the Dark Angels’ hidden past, and brings judgement with him. Debating whether to order the withdrawal of the assembled Unforgiven Chapters, or to make a stand and take up arms against the Primarch’s delegation, at last the Supreme Grand Master decides upon neither, allowing Guilliman’s fleets to dock without incident. It soon becomes clear that the Lord Commander and the remaining ships of the Indomitus Crusade fleet come not to deliver censure, but much needed reinforcements.

>From the depths of BelisariusCawl’s vast freighter-hulk march Primaris Space Marines, created from the purest genetic material ever taken from Lion El’Jonson. Rank upon rank of them enter the Rock clad in new variants of armour painted in the colours of the Dark Angels and their successors. At a brief war council, Guilliman outlines the threats facing the Imperium and his plans to continue the Indomitus Crusade. He also speaks of the updated Codex Astartes, and how his brother El’Jonson’s descendants have earned the right to maintain their specialised wings, as long as they continue to serve the Emperor well. So do Azrael and the other Supreme Grand Masters kneel before Guilliman, and pledge their Chapters to the new Imperium.

Something about Guilliman pisses me off a bit. It's not that I hate him or anything, but something about his face annoys me in most of the pictures he's in.

Dude, I'm Dark Eldar - go ahead and charge my 70 point squad of Kabalite Warriors, plenty more where that came from.

Also, you fail to mention that stratagem costs 2CP - you can't do it that much.

Also, it's cute that you think you'll get close enough that I have to worry about overwatch. You're fast, but I'm faster.

>Azrael was going to shoot at Guilliman because he's so paranoid he might know about the fallen
Is he retarded? Guilliman wouldn't give two shits even if he did know that some dumbass Dark Angels fell to Chaos

>organic component needs frequent replacement
Not a flaw. That's normal for servitors.

well shove spikes up my ass and call me a Noise Marine, I guess I'm him then
by paper mache I mean some index cards glued and taped together
He's an uppity little shit that likes to play Emprah and wield his daddy's sword like he's hot shit. He's a git

I can only imagine what would happen to the Dark Angels if Azrael had decided to open fire.

Do the Fallen really worship Chaos or did they just turn against their Primarch?

It's one thing to be a traitor, it's something else to be a chaos worshipper.

>‘It was not the turning of the Fallen that sealed the fate of the Dark Angels for ten thousand years. If you could see with eyes undimmed by the lies of your forebears you would know the truth, see the last ten millennia for what they are. Nearly half of the Legions joined Horus. They have been forgotten, their memory denied to the common people of the Imperium, their primarchs half-whispered names of devils and slain traitors.
>‘And there were those within the Legions recorded as loyal defenders of the Emperor that did not remain true to their oaths. They split with their brothers and gene-fathers, for Horus or personal gain, or were tricked into selfish acts by promises from the agents of the Dark Powers.’
>‘There is rumour of such in the oldest annals,’ said Azrael. ‘It does not compare to the crimes of the Fallen.’
>‘No, it does not. But also, the fact that your ancient records contain such knowledge proves that the other Legions that suffered such treachery in their ranks were of no mind to conceal it. Those that remained loyal used the evidence of deserters and defectors to reinforce their dedication to the Emperor. But in the annals of the Space Wolves and the Ultramarines, in the spoken mysteries of the White Scars and the halls of records on Baal Secundus, where does it speak of the Fallen?’
>‘Nowhere!’ Azrael was alarmed by the thought that the Dark Angels great secret might be known to anyone outside the Unforgiven.

azrael, you goofball

>‘A secret kept for ten thousand years. Not strength drawn from division, but shame. A shame multiplied every day by your denial to the Imperium and yourselves. The crime for which you must atone is not the turning of the Fallen, but the decision to conceal it. That first lie, that the Dark Angels had remained loyal, told to the primarchs of your brother Legions. Years later, a second lie, even greater than the first, told to your own warriors. When I returned to warn that the Fallen were not dead, I hoped for openness, but instead my news was greeted with distrust and secrecy. Every lie begets a new secret, every secret begets a new lie. If you capture all of the Fallen, if this moment I was to repent every sin I have knowingly committed against the Lion and the Emperor, your shame would not be ended. You carry it in your souls, not the Fallen.’
>Azrael resisted the urge to get up and strike the corrupted Dark Angel, and shook with the effort.
>‘Why do you take such umbrage at my words?’ said Cypher. ‘Dismiss them as the ranting of a Fallen. The seeds of doubt sown wildly by a traitor. You cannot argue, because in your soul you know what I say is true. Every warrior that bore your title, Supreme Grand Master, carries the guilt not of the Fallen but of every Chapter Master that has chosen a path of deceit rather than honesty.’
>‘And that would save us? To confess to ten thousand years of manipulation and secrecy? The Unforgiven would be declared Excommunicate Traitoris. Not even our cousins in the other Chapters would side with us. All of the Imperium and the Adeptus Astartes would hunt us down.’
>‘And your pride would force you to defend yourselves, rather than meekly accept your execution as you should. Deluded to the end that you were in the right, a curse on the Imperium spat from the lips of the last Dark Angel to die to a righteous blade.’

>Dark eldar player doesn't understand deep strike.

DE was a bad codex but DE players didn't help it by being awful themselves.