Warhammer 40,000 General /40kg/

Armies with only one kind of unit is shit overall.

Besides being an autistic retard who is considered a threat to the imperium because the IW aspie fans can't do shit but scream "MUH RESUPPLY LINES" even though GW doesn't clearly care about their gay ass legion anymore?

khan really let himself go after the heresy

Why doesn't the Imperium have rocket artillery?

Manticore says hi.

what is whirlwind?

>what are manticores
>what are deathstrikes
>what is a whirlwind

lmao

Dont they have whirlwinds and exorcists?

Are 40k miniatures free from Germany's denial laws? Is this considered art?

>implying i kept up what was FOTM and didn't just pick them up because bugs in spaaaaaace

s-stop

Do girls play 40k or is it just a meme propagated by the Games Workshop marketing department?

Why Germans have to opress my religion?

I've seen few girls play 40k over 3 states.

My shops got 4 girl(female) regulars and one girl(male) regular

Deathstrikes are basically ICBM nukes.

There are probably more trannies than real girls, but there is the odd real girl.

youtube.com/watch?v=VwuRoGDkAR8

Awesome!

>Boing to playing, boring to play against.
Boy, you're missing out.

a 400 pt knight is practically worthless with such a sub optimal loadout to fit 5 in 2k, even running 4 of them they are pretty poor quality.

This swastika makes me cringe. It should be either mirrored and rotated 45 deg, so it will be Finnish swastika, or be black with white lining, or removed completely and changed to Balkenkreuz. Seriously.

> girl(male)

>Do girls play 40k

Only in the statistical anomaly sense.

I've seen one girl play it in about the last 3 years
She had a pretty sweet chaos army

Did you remember throughout 5th through 7th edition to have your opponent stamp your "I played Tyranids Without Using Flyrants" Card?

Because each stamp on that card lets you play new Tyranids guilt free.

>Though once you use all your stamps you become a filthy FOTM WAAC'er

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>feminine penis

Why is the second legion so perfect?

Man, I'm a huge liberal but god damn the swastika looks nice as a symbol.

Oh well, this Dreadnaught probably has Luftwaffe pilot interred inside.

warhammer-community.com/2017/12/17/big-community-survey-thanks-taking-part/

>100k responses

Lmao, this game only has 100k players

DEAD

GAME

>wearing the diaper on the outside of the armor

i get this is supposed to be a fetish thing but surely they would have noticed this

suggestions for units that will double in a chaos marine list and dark angel list.

So far
Mark ivs marines
Predators

Things that wont cross over is fine, like cypher, daemon prince and hellblasters but 60% is goal

>t. salty warmahoe mad about his actually dead game

These pics are really old too, but google images hilariously can find no copies. Tin eye can though. Liberals have gone to far.

Except Warmahordes has players and is reasonable from a price perspective.

>tfw Deathstrikes in 8th

>Can I shoot yet?
>NO!
>The enemy is advancing... Am I clear to-
>NO!
>gets wrecked

Fucking SoB have rockets, like some Katiuzka thingy
It is very common In the Imperium

My knight archon hasn't survived past turn 2 yet, I don't imagine fielding several knights would be terribly effective

fuck off back to your own thread then.

r8 my 600 points list
no special characters allowed, no duplicate entries, one hq max and at least 1 troop + 1 heavy/fast

Hive Tyrant
Wings, 2x Devourers, Toxin Sacs, MRC, Adrenal Gland
Relic: Chameleonic Skin
Trait: -1 wound thing
193 pts

17x Genestealers
4x Acid Maw
204 pts

3x Warriors
3x Bone Swords, 3x Deathspitters, 3x Adrenal Glands
84pts

Carnifex
2x Deathspitters, Enhanced Senses, Spore cysts, Scything Talons, Bone Mace
117 pts

As a warmachinefag
You are so wrong it hurts to read.

That is like saying 40k is a balanced and has good mechanics

>has players
>mk3
Ahahhahahahahaha

>56992764
>Implying 100% of 40K players participated in the survey
>implying 100% of any population participates in a volunteer anything

One girl plays at my shop. She has a large ultra smurf army and is obsessed with painting everything exactly right.

>painting everything exactly right.
What like literally copying the official paint guides or whatever?

user means the store designated trap.

why are dornfags so weird?

I agree.

The swastika, the actual flag and even uniforms and similar;
one can't deny Nazis were some fashionable motherfuckers.

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Are these lads going to have rules in the box?

>100% of players of every GW system entered the survey

It would be so easy to mistake these things for Nazi tattoos.

Lots of people entered multiple times to game the system.

Some people didn't enter.

The two cancel eachother out.

How do I make a cool Ultramarine army? Wanna try and make a 1250pt army painted up in the old colour scheme, but just want a suggestion as to how I should theme the force.

I dunno the fist makes me think of black power or whatever in the real world sense.

>The two cancel eachother out.
Give me a single bit of evidence that that assumption is even vaugly true.

Only between 1 and 10% of any community ever responds to these things.

My shop has three chicks that play. One is bro-tier and has a sweet Drew Carrey army, the other plays bugs and is fine to be around, the last is this annoying chick with pink space Marines that is "lol so randumb". Can't stand that bitch. Guess which ones is the store favorite.

>How do I make a cool Ultramarines army?

By playing literally any other chapter.

His ears, they are broken now right?

like this?

Source: Your ass.

Lots of Roman shit.
Gladius style swords.
Oldschool Heresy Leather Tabbards (like in the HH boxes)
Helmet Crests for the Seargents Centurio style.
Latin numerology, symbols, letters and names.
Scutum style shields (the big square ones)

Ultramarines have such a cool fucking aesthetic if you actually do it right. Its just too bad so many people just run them as boring plane jane marines.

The one with the dick?

It's a shame most people will just think you're a nazi.

Fuck em, but they did have Hugo Boss design and produce their uniforms

The number of people that have this on google blows my mind.

Like that yeah.
So focus heavily on the roman theme? Shouldn't be too hard, just got to get some bits and pieces I suppose. I assume I want an even mix of infantry and heavy armour though, or do I want more of one?

Well then i would just go for full 2nd ed. If you want to see roman there is an amazing horus heresy ultra army that is roman as fuck I'll see if I can find it.

nngroup.com/articles/participation-inequality/

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1%_rule_(Internet_culture)

>and is reasonable from a price perspective.
lol

Like this surely fine gentleman.

I think its safe to assume that in a hobby with so few normies, we'll have above average participation in the polls

I don't care about warmachine but I can't help but feel like thats their FW Titan line equivalent

>that misshapen lump
>160 burgerbux
Holy shit

If youre doing this for a random battle or this is your actual list for a 2K game against some rando, them youre a cunt. But if youre doing this for shits and giggles, then let the memes roll

Feminist40k

That's a 120mm base.

Is this the level of effort that bait posts have been reduced to?

Nop at most is a Knight

Yeah but in terms of pricing, as in its the most expensive stuff they got

Not an arguement SJW fag.

yet still you fell for it

look up mka ultramarines they are heavily converted to be roman as fuck. pic related. But personally I would just go full traditional 2nd ed.

Well there is a practical reason for using that symbol and those colors, all of them are very strong and primitively based meanings. The Swaztika symbol is an old symbol, and stark contrasting colors of black and red, also strong

>56993176
>56993141
>bottomfeeder bait
>he took the bait

God for some reason I'd really like to get that happy guy and nurgling bits

Calling out shitty bait as being shitty bait doesn't constitute "falling for it" though