IRS:"Thank you for coming Mr user"

>IRS:"Thank you for coming Mr user"
>IRS:"Your bank has sent us a list of transactions of your personal bank account that are related to various digital currency exchanges"
>IRS:"These digital currency exchanges also gave us your trading history"
>IRS:"We have gone through your tax application for the year 2017, but none of these transactions or trades was reported"
>IRS:"Can you explain to me why you didn't file these digital currency trades? Can you prove that you obtained these digital currencies through legal means?"


What do Veeky Forums?

>Are you a man or a woman?

Pop the cyanide pill hidden in my tooth as I yell "See you in Hell, coppers!" and die a painful death.

Wakemeupdotfuckingjaypeg

>You can literally suck the shit out of my ass ladyman.

>IRS:".. W-Wait, what? It said you bought 100,000 Nigger coins on here. You're coming with me mister. Enjoy serving life behind bars for the rest of your life."

I lost all my crypto in a boating accident.

Best to stay away from crypto for now until the US gets better shit than "muh Coinbass"

>won’t need to cash out when XLM is used as a global currency

Gg goobermint

innocent until proven guilty, use binance or a dex problem solved