After it rolls a crit, a player grabs your favorite die and swallows it

>after it rolls a crit, a player grabs your favorite die and swallows it
>"NOW I HAVE THE POWER."

What are you supposed to do when this inevitably occurs?

something about quests

I sage and hide

get my dice back

I want to assume that dice would pass through a person largely unchanged, aside from some or all of the inking being removed.

>What are you supposed to do when this inevitably occurs?
Whatever the fuck he says, he has the power now.

Liver punches to induce vomiting. Nobody steals from me.

heimlich maneuver

Sew him in into human centipede of equal power distribution

To be honest, when this happened to me I was not prepared. The best I could come up with was to grab the bloodstained shiv we had used to sacrifice a toddler in the name of Satan to begin our daily session. I used the blade to slice his throat before the die had passed through and entered his guts. As anyone knows if the die hits the guts then it's his to keep. I was successful, as the arterial spray hit my face my lucky die scaped my foe's body along with his last breath. It landed 20, we all lost it. The GM gave me double XP for my accomplishments.

>sacrifice a toddler in the name of Satan
What did you wish for?

To spread the gay plague among the normie population.

Well, I hope you had a great Christmas and that your wish does not come true.

unless you also rolled a nat 20 off the sliced throat of a dying foe I don't think your wish spell will have any luck.

I actually laughed out loud.

>That Guy is at it again
What else is new?

Y'know, there's a very easy way to test it.

>To spread the gay plague among the normie population.
and thus Veeky Forums was born

If it’s some autist /thatguy/, hoof him in the nuts with the Force of a thousand suns, or punch him really fucking hard in the gut below the solar plexus. Gross him out via the clockwork orange chair to the point of vomiting is also an option

I grab HIS favorite die and swallow it! That is the true meaning of JUSTICE!

after a d10 rolled too many botches my brother put the die in his butt to 'punish' it. we let him keep it.

>Player rolls poorly for the rest of the session
Nay, you now have THE CURSE. Woe to ye who dares challenege the Dice Gods.

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