Warhammer 40,000 General /40kg/

I actually like the way the new nurgle models look.

Why is that plaguebearer happy and full of life? They're suppose to be monotonous droning shits. Why is GW fucking up their own lore so badly?

>Chaos Sisterhood
You have no idea how fast i would purchase codex and models.
Why can't i have anything fun
>inb4 horny 13-year-old
fuck you, i want cool females in armors doing badass things

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Based on feedback for my previous list went and updated my potential list based on what I have and was given for Christmas for what to build for. Now featuring more Synapse, HVC, and Venom Cannons.

Battalion Detachment
Hive Fleet Jormungadr
Broodlord, Maw-Claws, Adaptive Biology, The Horror, Smite, Warlord
Neurothrope, Catalyst
20xGenestealers, 5xAcidmaws, 20x Scything Talons
27xHormagaunts
3xTyranid Warriors, 3xBone Swords, 2xDeathspitters, 1xVenom Cannon
3xTyranid Warriors, 3xBone Swords, 2xDeathspitters, 1xVenom Cannon
3xVenomthropes
3xRaveners, 3xScything Talons, 3xRending Claws, 3xDeathSpitters
3xRaveners, 3xScything Talons, 3xRending Claws, 3xDeathSpitters
3xBiovores
2xCarnifex, 2xSpore Cysts, 2xEnhanced Senses, 2xHeavy Venom Cannons, 2xTwo Devourers w/Brain Leech Worms

Fortification Network
Hive Fleet Jormungandr
Sporocyst, 5xBarbed Strangler, Spore Node

Super Heavy Auxiliary
Hive Fleet Jormungandr
Barbed Heirodule, 2xBio-Cannon, Massive Scything Talons

Split up the unit of 6 Raveners into two units of 3 to allow for better reaction to how things are playing out on the field. Swapped the Rippers and Trygon Prime out for Carnifex's and another unit of Tyranid Warriors.

>Our favourite has to be the Sloppity Bilepiper, a miniature that sums up the repugnant jollity of Nurgle perfectly. Armed with a set of jolly gutpipes and a marotter (crafted from the remains of the previous Sloppity Bilepiper), these Heralds are the victims and carriers of the Chortling Murrain, a disease that causes its victims to laugh themselves to death. Sloppity Bilepipers cavort and joke with Nurglings, Great Unclean Ones and Beasts of Nurgle (but not Plaguebearers, who lack a sense of humour) and strike horror into the hearts of their mortal foes.
From the Article, Fucking Read user

Post awesome conversions!
So I can kill my self while looking at cool stuff

Reposting from the previous thread
Looking at this, which would be better:

Mars + Cawl
-Double canticle rolls
-Wrath of Mars
-Slightly adjust canticle rolls
-Shooty bonus

Graia + Domnius repairbot
-More repairing
-Refusal to Yield
-Steel Mind
-Can probably work another Icarus Array Onager Dunecrawler into the list with an adjustment or two

Not really sure how good the Graia Refusal to Yield is, but I assume Steel Mind is pretty good. Also having an additional Onager sounds great. But not sure if Cawl's rerolls would be a solid contender for an entire Onager.

Overall I guess the army is decent, just gotta figure this last part out before I start buying stuff.

I like the way gargoyle swarms look.
Tell me how to use them effectively.

That one in particular got a disease that made the guy laugh themselves to death. Other plaguebearers don't like it in particular and keep being morose but nurglings, beasts and GUOs love him.

Hello posting for new thread

>Grabbed a Start Collecting Skitarii box and I’m coming confused shitless where to go from here. I forgot you had to pick out weapons and shit for your guys unlike the DI Ez build Death Guard I grabbed. If I want to play just this box this weekend, what’s a good way to kite them out? Idk how to magnetize. I’ve asked this before but I’m still completely clueless. Is it worth it to assemble my models, try out different forgeworld tactics and then paint? Stygies seems fun and I like the paint scheme

You failed.

Something nice.

I''m set on making chaos marines out of primaris, to scale with cultists (or daemons). but the questions is chaps; Do i paint em Iron Warriors, Alpha Legion or Word Bearers

Its, uh... dice+6d20 in the email field...

>Demons are coming y'all
>M-maybe Slaanesh Comebock?
>CHOO CHOO IT'S THE NURGLE DICKSUCKING TRAIN
I really wonder if GW's obsession with Nurgle comes from most of the studio identifying with it.

hydra dominatus

WYSIWYG

Yes or No if it’s reasonable like two pistols or a powersword and a harlequins kiss?

Iron Warriors.

Because caring about 'muh truescale' is still the most autistic branch of this hobby.

This is still nurgles year for a few more days we can start getting crazy then.

Do it if you can faggot!

At this point I would rather they did not. The shit show models they would make for them is horrifying to think about.

Fast Screening units, or backfield nuisances.

I can, but the model looks so much cooler with a sword

Lorgar did NOTHING wrong.

Fuck the Imperium. Fuck the Emperor.

But nothing! JUUUUUST DO IT!

now

Seriously these guys are one codex away from being a viable 40k faction, what doesn't GW just do it to get some grognards back what do they have to lose at this point.

Man, Tom Bombadil seriously does not give a fuck does he?

Lorgar's the deamon prince of_______...

Same reason why Lizardmen aren't a thing in 40k.

Do these things still exist?

Being bullied

Garbage

Steampunk sucks dongs.

I didnt know that i was a Chaos God.

Locking yourself in your room and crying

Lazyness on GW's part because there is also a precedent for them too, if I was right they even said that if you wanted to represent the decedents of the old ones use lizardmen.

without using the word cog can you explain why these are 'steampunk'?

I too want angry berserker women. It’s like 24/7 pms

>mfw CSM don't even have new models
>shitty elephant tusk terminators
>death guard doesn't count
>mfw no face

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>herald
>created by anything other than Nurgle's Rot

My point stands.

>shitty elephant tusk terminators
Now I agree that the line is outdated but lets not shit talk best terminators.

>boo hoo my favourite faction isn’t getting updated right now

Just kitbah some out of the Horus heresy terminators

He said cool conversions. Marines need not apply
Why do they have tusks?

The great debate - base sizes
Is pic related legal since this heavy weapons team comes with 25mm bases in the GW kit? Or does it have to be 60mm base to avoid tournament tier autistic screeching? You are a tournament official. What do you say?

>GW putting off updating the daemons that are the hardest to sell to/around kids

Wow, how shocking.

I am rather bitter

That one guy one the left looks like he’s in the middle of waving to you.

Copper/Brass everything, clockwork mechanics, and steam based contraptions.

>Why do they have tusks?
Either they put them there or they grew out of them because the warp.

Its how they're sold by GW, so its legal.

What are the best melee weapons for a harlequin troupe?

What was their endgame?

It doesn’t really matter until Weapons with damage 2+ hit them, where they should be treated as a single 2W model.

Rubber chickens, with a honky horn for pistol damage.

Because they thought it was cool or living in the Eye grew them on there and they can't get them off without surgery.

I can't wait until GW kills him off for real

Worst character ever.

>Marines need not apply
(You)

Minecraft. Notch was the first among their race.

>they can't get them off without surgery
And no one is willing to do that because this guy is the only doctor around.

Cease this

That’s never going to happen, buddy.
GW wouldn’t provoke a backlash that hard.

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I thought your point was about that the Plaguebearers were too happy. If it was about GW not caring about there lore in general. Well then i am sorry that you chose the lore from a company that just poured out a bunch of better marines.

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New Marbo doesn't have a points cost, user is wondering when/if GW will release it

In the NL trilogy Deltrain their techpriest repaired some salvaged Salamander terminator suits. When the scooby squad saw their fixed suits for the first time, they were covered in tusks and spikes. The dark mechanicum appear to have an autistic fetish for them.

If that's the line we are following, they should just scrap the pointless remaining 30% that's every other faction that's not imperial marines. Pretty sure Chaos can deal with using the same kits again and a significant portion of xenos are playing marines anyway and would just buy those then. Imagine the savings if you don't have to support all those lines anymore.

I can't tell if he is eating the paper on the bottom or if he is spitting it out.

>so butthurt that has to come to /40kg/ for validation

Don't mind me, just using my official GW Mortarion.

Man these new Nurgle models are just goldmines of good reaction images.

SHOOP DA WHOOP

when did Nurgle get so interested in documentation and math?

you can paint your alpha legion marines any color you want, alpharius

Should have gone with this look instead.

nurgle, then?

Yes

You're missing my point, GW's audience majority is kids.
Cant sell titty models to kids user.

>best terminators.
picket fence elephant fagets

I don't have a problem with that? am I ok to use this as a warlord, it's an offical GW model

And thats fine. For Epic, which is what it was made & sold for.

Yes its the better looking one.

Hey guys, can someone please comment on my painting skills? Check out my InstaSlam:

instagram.com/barbisaur/

...yet they can sell transvestites... hmm...

Any help?

>when did Nurgle get so interested in documentation and math?
wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Epidemius

>kids having this much money and patience for this hobby
GW wants to cater to kids but keeps adult prices, when will they learn

So considering how Mortarion and Magnus got updated what do you all expect from Fulgrim and Angron based on their epic models?

thanks