Tips to DM an ERP

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Any chance you're accepting new players?

Someone help me make sense of this strip. Are the men of the death-caps fighting because the death-cap women can't have sex with human males? Are the death-cap males implying they want to have sex with human males, but they look like women? Or are the death-cap women thinking the human females are going to try to take the death-cap men? Was that sentence the death-cap female aimed toward human males, females, or both?

I'm just not getting it.

>wish he did some vanilla
that's not how Asanagi operates - the best you can hope for are innocent pinups

It's Oglaf, man - you're not supposed to 'get it' - you're only to laugh at all the 'wacky' dick jokes.

It's supposed to be a subversion of the dimorphism that exists in many fantasy races, the females being depicted as sexually appealing even when the males are monstrous.

Instead of asking why this is the case, the question is flipped; "why aren't human males monstrous? they're just women without tits and ass"

>Fantasy Races in general (specially those draconians from D&D, she has tons of porn of them and any anthro dragon)
remove cross breeding and this becomes a no-risk no brainer

>Instead of asking why this is the case, the question is flipped; "why aren't human males monstrous? they're just women without tits and ass"
This. With the added joke at the end that the humans, like you, , have no idea what the fuck is going on.

>Are the men of the death-caps fighting because the death-cap women can't have sex with human males?
I think the idea is that humans--human men in particular--are viewed as perversions of nature. Just compare it to some people's reaction to transsexuals. But whatever their motivation, it's really not that important for the setup of the joke.