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they never pierce the shuttle as far as i remember, they do break the helicopters windscreens and throw back fully grown men and pin them to trees though

Unobtainium, son.

Low gravity means that they're going to be taller

well Neytiri is roughly 2,97m and she's short compared to Jake. I don't think she has a good shot next to another female na'vi to compare with so maybe she's normal length and maybe she's longer/shorter than average.
What i do know is that na'vi chicks have really hot bodies, and in some cases good faces too

Sexy xeno/10

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seriously now, would a avatar RPG work? If you added a bit of the supernatural parts with Eywa and all

Is this the alternative universe where the na'vi and humans got along?

I've had a setting in the back of my mind for a while. It isn't just Avatar but mashes together a bunch of movies I like. It's basically 80's sci-fi movie: the game.

Rhodesians never die/10

There's enough antimatter on every interstellar ship to wipe out all life on the planet multiple times.

but then you'd wipe out all life on the moon and nobody wants that

actually, there's a perfectly sci-fi explanation for Eywa:

There's a clear psionic link symbiosis thing going on with Pandora and the Na'vi, Eywa reclaims the dead Na'vi, creating sort of a planetary realm of souls and collective unconscious.

So at the climax, the reason all the animals suddenly started helping was because a fuckload of Na'vi had died that day, all with their last, panicked thoughts being "protect Eywa"

Least that's what I took from it. Okay, yeah, psychic powers are pretty supernatural, admittedly, but still within a vaguely quantifiable realm.

Use Deirdre's statblock with an additional -10 in all relevant stats.

but then how are you getting home smartass?

I understood Eywa as a being a intelligence formed by the flora, since the plants transmit electric impulses.
Maybe when the forests got large enough or due to some outsude force it became sentient and could influence the evolution on the moon, giving certain animals their queues and making the na'vi they way they are.
Then Eywa has a symbiotic relationship with the na'vi where it helps the na'vi and gives them boons such as being able to use the special trees.
In return maybe the na'vi are keeping things in balance or keeping everything tidy.

Therefor Eywa can control the animals, maybe even control the na'vi. At least to some extent

>Rhodie Neyteri
My /k/ boner is activated.

I bet she masturbates with that tail

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6 pts

Xenos inquisitor is a fitting choice.

>they do break the helicopters windscreens
Only in a full dive and a nearly perfect right angle

Well considering Avatar's director also made two of the most influential 80s sci fi movies ever it makes sense it meshes so well

She shouldn't, that's my point. Though in retrospect, I didn't make it very well.

>Has a biological USB port
She can probably just plug herself into whatever porn she wants with the proper adapter

>There's enough antimatter on every interstellar ship to wipe out all life on the planet multiple times.
I thought the ships were combination fusion torchship/solar sails?

>micrometeoroids and an atmospheric reentry
those are two very different conditions you know

like, they make inflatable heat shields that can withstand atmospheric entry from orbital or even higher velocity

yes, it's just fucking balloons like in a bouncy castle for kids

but those helis don't fly in space...

I'll back space elves with human tech, over the stupid blue cat-alien things with human tech any day.

she still needs something to actually psychically pleasure her. Unless Eywa gives her so life-like simulated porn she doesn't feel the need. Like a on-demand lucid wet dream

You can also make heat shields out of wood. China has used oak. Falcon 9 uses or used to use cork, though that's not orbital reentry.

yeah, but the inflatable ones are apparently meant for aerobraking on interplanetary missions, which means more than just orbital velocity

exactly, she even tries to shoot a helicopter from a non-ideal situation earlier in the film

Point I suppose, though I do like the idea of Na'vi who've gotten used to high tech stuff being able to do things like that

>you will never have a haram of qt3.14 Na'vi slaves

Why live.

Apparently so. Mining the floating rocks at a slower pace might have earned the (at least) non-aggression of the Na'vi, but the delayed shipments likely fucked over Earth somewhat.
Oh well. Do the what you think is right and let the historians figure the rest out.

On the plus-side. Humans get to fuck the blue space-cats.

dogshit/10

>On the plus-side. Humans get to fuck the blue space-cats.
I'd read a fic set in that setting

na'vi are not for enslavement!

I don't think killing them is that much better

they are not for killing either!

sorry, a quarantine would cost too much and thats our last resort

peaceful coexistence is always the best choice

you already ruled that out at the start

I did? How?

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Just look up the stats for an eldar man from only war and give him the imperial guards equipment.

That said while I sympathize with their plight they really have none to blame but themselves. And the movie for not, you know, showing any actual fucking land negotiations. The humans did not even want to live there, just mine it, leave it for nature to cover again, then go on their merry way.

you can coexist without enslavement!
I'd much rater have a loving na'vi gf than a resentful slave

well you obviously can't, so you're obviously wrong somewhere

I disagree

>- Navi tribal warrior pulls lone survivor of attack from life support, MArch 5, 2118, colorized.

reality disagrees with you

well in the future humans can learn from past experiences and not repeat them.

Neytiri weren't even born then, she's born roughly 2136 in case somebody wondered

>tfw no motherly navi gf to hold me in her arms

>Ne,vi are 3m tall
>Ogryn are 3m tall
Damn it. Now I have a squad I need to convert.

Neytiri is only 18? The movie takes place in 2154 right? She seems older tbqh

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nipple?

nipple

these look shooped

nope, they're real. There's probably a fully rendered nude Neytiri-model somewhere on Camerons computer

dunno if they're real, got mine straight from google, but as says, they just as well might be

Why don’t they have busty na’vi?

Because moving around a lot in trees like a primitive arboreal omnivore burns huge amounts of calories.

Honestly, I'm pretty sure the Navi are just the result of a technological singularity as some point in their distant past. The vast prevalence of the high temp superconductor either proved a great accelerator to their progress, or was a remnant bi-product in creating their planetary data network.

The prevalence of a Universal Bio Port is evidence of top-down designed/managed ecosystem, as a naturally competitive ecosystem would have lead to port diversity to escape predatory and parasitic attack (ex, a plug-louse that attaches to the port, manipulating it's host with pain or pleasure to spread the infestation further, or a small cat-like predator that leaps onto a port and panics herd animals over cliffs.)

It seems most likely that at some point the Navi progenitors chose to avoid becoming 'obsolete' by the development of automated technology and redesigned their ecosystem to support Luddite Primativism (while still carrying over many of the benefits of a high-tech society as Enwa, a sort of AI network maintainer/augmented reality personality repository.)

Also, I'm still just a little salty that the movie is essentially the plot of the game 'Albion' with a blue filter (and the odd portal displaced celtic wizards removed.) The tall (mostly topless) catpeople aliums even have an organ on their forehead that permits empathic connections.

that would be pretty cool, I'd also buy that the na'vi are a remnant of a ultra-advanced civilization that collapsed for some reason or that they were uplifted and then dumped on the moon with a advanced AI-caretaker.
In any case the contemporary na'vi (at least Neytiris clan) doesn't seem to be aware of anything like that.

A technologically advanced na'vi enclave could be pretty cool if it was implemented well

I'm so used to Na'vi being drawn as curvy titty kitties that the cannon proportions now look off model to me.
I mean I'm not complaining, tall curvy blue catgirls are hot

I've always preferred the original proportions myself, a bit larger tits don't look to bad though.

Seeing Neytiri in motion always makes me diamonds

Wasn't there some theory about Eywa (or whatever the planet's hive mind is called) using the Na'vi bio ports to subconsciously discourage them from pursuing technology?

Albion was so cool.

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In the official backstory for Avatar the humans tried to establish peachful contact and exchange with the na'vi and Sigourni Weaver had a school to teach na'vi english and build relations but some na'vi didn't like that and burnt the school down killing a bunch of people inside including Neytiris sister. The na'vi blamed humans because they're bigoted savages.

The Navi language is probably the best part of that entire movie.

Which brings up the question how long do they live? is 18 even equivalent to an adult in their species? maybe 18 is middle aged?

I thought it was the other way around. The Navi attacked bulldozers, the humans retaliated and the Navi responsible holed themselves up in the school which was burned down by the humans in response.

>What i do know is that na'vi chicks have really hot bodies, and in some cases good faces too

>lanky, dog-faced

this is outright shit taste.
unorgivable.

here's how it went, the humans establish a school to start cooperating with the na'vi (this is how Neytiri knows English). At some point someone in the RDA decides that they are going to bulldoze a part of the forest, why? I don't think they tell us.
Some of the na'vi get really pissed off and attacks the bulldozers, killing the escort and destroying the machines. Then they seek refuge in the school where na'vi children (among them Neytiris sister and perhaps Neytiri herself) are in class.
The RDA mercenaries arrive and asks Grace (Weavers character) to hand them over and when she refuses they fall back to the spetnaz school of hostage situation resolvement and magdumps right into the school building, killing some of the na'vi.
After that further cooperation between the humans and na'vi is basically impossible until Jake comes along and the events in the movie unfolds.

So why did this happen?
In my opinion is a clear-cut example of lack of communication and mutual understanding. The RDA want's to earn money (and possibly save Earth) and simply can't understand how the na'vi think.
The na'vi in turn want to uphold the status quo on the moon and serve Eywa and can't even begin to grasp how the humans even think, and therefor it devolves into violent confrontation.

That movie would of been so better if it was about Neytiri joining the space marines to leave her backwater planet.

apparently they mature a bit quicker than humans and live for about as long as humans (ignoring of course that being 50 for them should be like being 80 for humans due to the stone age tech level, Eywa provides I suppose)

I honestly loved the fact that near EVERYTHING was bio-luminescent. I love that shit so much.

nah, she's perfectly fuckable

there's also the theory the ancestors of the na'vi destroyed their homeworld's environment and had to bio-engineer it anew, themselves as well, and that's why they have USB ports

I always liked that one, especially when it allows for heavily deteriorated sci-fi ruins underneath all that lush jungle and that is has Eywa as a benevolent but restricting AI

Makes me wonder why though, from an ecological perspective I mean

the movie would have been better off if the plot hadn't been half overly derivative and half fueled by stupidity.

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what did he mean by this?

Dances with Wolves/10