What the fuck is wrong with some people Veeky Forums...

What the fuck is wrong with some people Veeky Forums? I’ve got this friend who plays a big fuck off dragonborn Barbarian in our D&D 5e home brew campaign. He’s a good lad, long time brother, but by god is he an idiot player.

>be me, DM
>running game with 4 decent RPers and our Barbarian redhead
>party is on a quest to break into a castle to find a key to the local mages guild. (Supposed to be a stealth mission)
>party finds invisibility cloaks
>everyone takes one
>except red
“Red? You taking one?”
>”Nah, I’ve got my own plan.”
“Um... ok?”
>red keeps egging the shopkeeper on about experimental potions (home brew item I made specifically for him to fuck him over.)
>eventually buys 5 potions of random.
>”I immediately chug mine.”
> dumbass just had to roll a 5 on a d6.
“You turn into a fox”
>”I THROW THE OTHER 4 AT THEM”
>wizard turns into fox after getting smashed in the face with a glass bottle
>fighter turns into wolf
>other bottles miss
>other two players, monk and rouge, tackle fox red
>fuckingexcellent.jpg
>red: ”do I still have my fire breath?”
“Um... I don’t see why not?”
>”I BURN THE PLACE TO THE FUCKING GROUND.”
>...
“Roll.”
>natural
>fucking
>twenty
>whole table flipping their shit.
>manage to barely get out alive

More?

Stop

You must be 18 or older to browse this site.

Was it autism?

LE NAT 20!!!

>I made specifically for him to fuck him over

You are the problem

...

You must be 18 or older to browse this site.

>>natural
>>fucking
>>twenty
Please never post again.

You and your friends all sound terrible. Never would play with ever.

>(home brew item I made specifically for him to fuck him over.
Just stop being a.....

>XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>>/Reddit/

I'm actually starting to get kind of annoyed by this

When was the last time you saw someone 'XD' unironically outside of Deviantart?

It has it’s uses, it implies silly and takes the edge off a statement

I must admit I use it in discord constantly.
Nowhere else though

you know not the affable Cx

I unironically use it in messengers to show that I'm actually laughing. I abhor the tears-of-joy emoji due to autistic reactionary-ness, and since I don't speak (normally) like a horny 12-year-old on DeviantArt it doesn't appear out of place.

Assuming this isn't bait, have you ever tried just telling him to not be a fucktard?

He usually bitches at me and says “you guys play too seriously.”
And then he proceeds to try and rape every NPC he encounters. And it’s funny the first 10 times. After that it gets annoying.

Literally every comment section on any large site used by youngish people. I saw a dozen on youtube just today.

Take a few days off Veeky Forums. gramps.

>(home brew item I made specifically for him to fuck him over.)

Asshole move

>“You turn into a fox”
>”I THROW THE OTHER 4 AT THEM”

How?

>red: ”do I still have my fire breath?”
>“Um... I don’t see why not?”

You are the problem

Here it is:

>Pattern is teifling amalgam, Orc bezerker, a naga rower, a club and me, a Paperclip
>So they walk dressing the statuettes, and the looker-on is right around the cottager
>Rower hears something
>someone creeping up the statuettes behind them
>glossary cultist curtsy-all out for our speciess
>Run from the nationalist curtsy-all
>Novelty says shudder about the club
>He also didn't get the hold-up
>Rower just silkworms at me
>DM gives me a whitewash look
>NEar trainee pattern wipe, due to bankroll royalists. My Paladin is only one liberty, and on low he-man.
>Everyone else is bleeding out
>BBEG "Stand dressing, stop firework me, and I shall let you live. Join with me, and serve me, and I >shall bring ban your beloved, gifted with link so she never has to leave you again."
>The review of the plutocracies are silent
>Defence with gobblers
>Phew
>The dick-attendance DM ain't having any of that
>I look at him
>I calmly pony his "mistake"
>he becomes visibly upset, draws average from everyone else
>Won't show it to anyone due to it biff shiny.
>sixpence in the ruffle
>stabilities the squishy metiers of the pattern
>Club puts up shovelfuls to defend them
>Molecule temporarily averted.
>HOWEVER, not the fallen will ratquit
>Club opens a draftee-and-out
>Call business
>DM clerks the club caterwaul's-fabrication the sponger
>Call business on that
>DM's farce is aqualung-red

>asshole move
For raping childeren and the elderly.

>how?

He said he used his mouth. And I even made the throws at disadvantage.

So he got four throw attacks, using his mouth, without the other characters getting to react in between each one? Did they just stand there and let the potions hit them or something? I bet they did. Let's say they did, it's a nice addition to your fake story. So what shall we say happens next?

What part of, "You must be 18 or older to browse this site." do you not understand?

Sorry I left out the specifics on how the party reacted. Didn’t know it was that crucial.
The wizard got hit first, then the fighter while he went in to charge. Then the monk and rogue tried to convince him to stop being a jackass.

You must be mistaking my level 10 autism for being underage

Wouldn’t be the first time.

I must admit, has a point. Age is no guarantee of intelligence or good taste.

Love it roll at disadvantage is the only solution. Back in the day of modifiers this would of been impossible.

However in my personal opinion is never one vs the other. Its a why not both. but, funny that people must pick one over the other.

You can tell he's both underage and retarded; no need to compromise your intuition.

>I’ve got this friend who plays a... dragonborn

This alone is already bad enough.

It’s an easy class and race to play.