What the fuck is wrong with some people Veeky Forums? I’ve got this friend who plays a big fuck off dragonborn Barbarian in our D&D 5e home brew campaign. He’s a good lad, long time brother, but by god is he an idiot player.
>be me, DM
>running game with 4 decent RPers and our Barbarian redhead
>party is on a quest to break into a castle to find a key to the local mages guild. (Supposed to be a stealth mission)
>party finds invisibility cloaks
>everyone takes one
>except red
“Red? You taking one?”
>”Nah, I’ve got my own plan.”
“Um... ok?”
>red keeps egging the shopkeeper on about experimental potions (home brew item I made specifically for him to fuck him over.)
>eventually buys 5 potions of random.
>”I immediately chug mine.”
> dumbass just had to roll a 5 on a d6.
“You turn into a fox”
>”I THROW THE OTHER 4 AT THEM”
>wizard turns into fox after getting smashed in the face with a glass bottle
>fighter turns into wolf
>other bottles miss
>other two players, monk and rouge, tackle fox red
>fuckingexcellent.jpg
>red: ”do I still have my fire breath?”
“Um... I don’t see why not?”
>”I BURN THE PLACE TO THE FUCKING GROUND.”
>...
“Roll.”
>natural
>fucking
>twenty
>whole table flipping their shit.
>manage to barely get out alive
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