FUCK!

FINE.
LET THE ROCK OFF
BEGIN!

I'M A NOISE MARINE
I LOVE METAL!!!
CHECK THIS RIFF ITS FUCKING TASTY!!
>EPIC GUITAR RIFF HERE

I'M SLAANESHI I CAN DO WHAT I WANT
WHATEVER I'VE GOT I'M GONNA FLAUNT
THERE'S NEVER BEEN A ROCK OFF THAT I'VE EVER LOST

I CAN'T WAIT TO TAKE ROB BACK TO HELL
I'M GONNA FILL HIM WITH MY HOT CHAOS GEL
I'LL MAKE HIM SQUEEL LIKE A CHAOS SPAWN

>LIKE AN ELDER NE'ER DO WELL

>LIKE AN ELDER NE'ER DO WELL
Shit that's way better

There's just no way that we can win
That was a masterpiece
He rocks too LOUD because he's not a mortal man

Emperor Dammit, Dangle! He's gonna make you his sex slave.
You're gonna gargle chaosnaise...

No...

Nooo...

Unless we bust a massive monster mama-jam!!

Dude.
We've been through so much shit...

Exterminatus planets WITH MY DICK

Brotha...we've been through so much shit...

I CAN'T WAIT TO TAKE GUILE BACK TO THE WARP
IM GONNA FILL HIM WITH MY HOT DAEMON WART

Now it's time to blow this fucker down

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Come on Roboute now its time to blow doors down!

Come on bruva now it's time to blow doors down

Light up the stage now it's time for a show down!

We'll bend you over then we'll take you to purge town!

I hear ya Dorn(?) now its time to blow doors down!

Now we got to blow this fucker down!

FIRE UP THE FLEET NOW ITS TIME FOR SHOWDOWN!!

He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down!

COME ON ROB CAUSE ITS TIME TO BLOW DOORS DOWN!!

C'MON ROB NOW IT'S TIME TO BLOW DOORS DOWN!!!

OOOOOOOOOOOOH
WE'LL PILE DRIVE YA
IT'S TIME FOR THE PURGEDOWN

OOOOH WE'LL PURGE YA, IT'S TIME FOR THE SMACKDOWN!!

HEY NOISE MARINE,
WE KNOW YOUR WEAKNESS, OUR ROCKET-SAUCE!

WE ROCK THE BOLTER, AND BLOW YOUR MIND
WE WILL DEFEAT YOUR, FOR ALL MANKIND

WE STILL HOLD TERRA, YOU'RE SLANESHI
WE ARE THE EMPRAHS, YOU TAKE THE D

YOU HOLD THE SPACEPORT
WE HOLD THE KEY!

YOU HOLD THE WARP!
WE HOLD THE CODEX!

YOU ARE SLAANESHI!
WE ARE THE MARINES!

WE ARE THE MARINES!
WE ARE THE MARINES!

WE ARE THE SMURF
WE ARE THE SMURF
WE ARE THE SMURF

YOU TAKE THE D
YOU TAKE THE D
YOU TAKE THE D
YOU TAKE THE D

YOU GUYS ARE FUCKIN' LAME
COME ON ROB YOU'RE COMMIN WITH ME

TASTE MY WARP LIGHTIN' SUCKA

>Casually jumps in front of warp lightning
Noooooo...

OW FUCK
MY FUCKIN "HORN"

FROM WHENCE YOU CAME YOU SHALL REMAIN UNTIL YOU ARE COMPLETE AGAIN

NOOOOOO!!
FUCK YOU GUILLIMAN!! AND FUCK YOU DORN!!
I'LL GET YOU SPACE MAAAARRIIIIIIIINNEEESSS!!

PURGE HERESY
PURGE HERESY
PURGE HERESY
PURGE HERESY

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Well done lads.

This is not, the greatest thread in the world.
This is just a tribute.

Actually the code has a small loophole that allows you to decline if the other person is ugly.

Also it allows for a substitute fuck-off challenge

Sometimes I think there could be a non-heretical chapter akin to Noise Marines.
> Loyalist Lyre Marines

Then I kill myself.

Or an Ork version

Couldn't remember the greatest thread in the world.

Riffboyz.

They're Ork Rokkas.

These are actual things in lore.

*Goff* Rokkaz.
Because apparently being a close combat monster makes you a musical kind of person.

Makes you wonder what kind of music Ghazzy listens to as he's leading da boyz into the fray.

My money's on Ozzy, AC/DC or Black Sabbath.

probably more like Prong or (new) Sepultura

Best thread

Best thread in ages lads, well done

NANANA

Strong thread. Glad I woke up

HOLD UP! If you can do whatever you want, why do you need to uphold the Slaaneshi Code?

BECAUSE IF I UPHOLD THE SLAANESHI CODE HE WILL INJECT MORE DRUGS INTO MY PROSTATES

Put me in the screencap reddit

Ah, good point.

Long time ago me and my brother Kielus here,
We was crusading' down a long and lonesome warp road.
All of a sudden, there shined a shiny daemon.
In the middle of the warp road.
And he said:
"Play the best song in the world, or I'll eat your souls.

Long time ago me and my brother Kielus here,
We was crusading' down a long and lonesome warp road.
All of a sudden, there shined a shiny daemon.
In the middle of the warp road.
And he said:
"Make the best thread in the world, or I'll eat your souls."

Is that perchance the litany of the Fresh Demon Prince of Bel' Eye?

youtube.com/watch?v=_lK4cX5xGiQ
Listen to this and then spend an hour in the pain glove in penance for your sins.

>an hour in the pain glove
You mean listen to Beyonce's last album?

You don't need to put the settings up THAT high, Brother Anonicus. By the Emperor.

I DO NOT NEED
(He does not need)
A GOD EMPEROR
(A god emperor)
CHAOS IS FUCKING
(Fucking)
POWERFUL

A-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-AAA
AAAA!

Someone screen save this

>head fucking explodes

Sorry.

I DID NOT MEAN!
(He did not mean)
TO BLOW YOUR MIND!
(To blow your mind)
BUT THAT SHIT HAPPENS TO ME
ALL THE TIIIIIIIIIII-IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-IIIIIIIIIIIIME

NOW TAKE A LOOK
(Take a look)
TELL ME WHAT DO YOU SEE?
(Tell me what do you see?)
WE'VE GOT THE PICK
OF HERESYYY

HEAR THE SONG OF SLAANESH!

youtu.be/HsGRsDe3iRw

Best thread in ages. Now I need to go watch POD again

One (rough attempt) at screencap of the main segment coming right up!

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AAAAAAAH!
AAAAAUGH!
AAAAAAAAAAAUGH!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGH!!!!

Because upholding the Slaaneshi Code is what I want to do

hahahahaha

Wait, there's settings on the pain glove?!

You mean I have an option to endure something BESIDES Rebecca Black on repeat?

WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THIS?!

A long-ass fucking time ago
On a rock called Dio II
There was a Chapter Monast'ry
Devoted through and through
But ye, there was a black sheep
And he knew just what to do
His name was young Je'bee
And he refused to step in line
A vision he did see
Of Marines rocking all the time
He wrote a tasty jam
And all the planets did align

Fucking top kek put me in the screen cap

Ebin samefag

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