40K Vs SCPverse

Following in the vein of the numerous "40k VS" threads that seem to be on the rise now, how would the galaxy at large handle the utter insanity that is the SCPverse? Would the Imperium ally with any of the GOI's, or would their just be a mass Exterminatus for everyone and everything involved?

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DAMN IT user, SPOIL THAT SHIT! YOU'RE GONNA GET US ALL KILLED!

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It's too late. The screaming has already started.

The various organizations would be subsumed into or purged by the Inquisition who would take over their functions because that's what the Inquisition's job is.

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I don't really think that the Inquisition would be able to properly take over for the Foundation. Some of the shit that the Foundation is keeping in check only need a single slip-up to cause universe-scale destruction.

The Foundation is lightyears ahead of the Imperium in terms of infiltration, so they could very well exist within the Imperium without anyone noticing. The Foundation would proceed to move their sites to locations such as barren planets and small time agrarian worlds in a bid to avoid getting people in danger, and then they would get to the problem of how to confine the chaos gods and the emperor in safety.

SCPs that are already confined by the Fondation to begin with cause no significant threat on a Warhammer 40 000 scale. I mean, if they did, they wouldn't be confined to begin with. I'm more concerned about SCPs that AREN'T confined. What damage could SCP-1548 do?

>What damage could SCP-1548 do?
One story illustrates that the thing can casually collapse the core of stars, and crush planet's like eggs with but a passing thought. The only hope that most factions in 40k possess is that the thing takes forever to get anywhere, so it wouldn't be able to reliably target key installations in 40k, but several systems are definitely going to go dark sooner or later.

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>the shy guy goes apeshit
>stasis grenades deployed
>the shy guy moved into a stasis cage later
>held in the stasis cage forever / catapulted into the sun

the level of technology in 40k is so ridiculous most of the events would be easily handled by a competent mid level dark heresy party

>096 miraculously manages or phase out of the stasis cage when nobody is looking
>Prcoeeds to devour absolutely everyone who ever witnessed it's face prior to its containment
There's pretty much no material that 096 can't tear through/break free of if given enough time. That's just it's nature really.

Propably, the First would found a new Ordo Minoris to deal with them.
>Would the Imperium ally with any of the GOI's, or would their just be a mass Exterminatus for everyone and everything involved?
Depending if the this Ordo is dominated by Radicals or Puritans.

Surely the point of a Stasis Cage is that it's not given any time at all? Zap, enjoy the subjective Planck Time while we let you float in space for a few aeons.

The damn thing can just phase right through things once it's been enraged, so I personally doubt that a Stasis Field will hold it for any true length of time. Better to just set it on a course for the Eye Of Terror and let it be. Let Chaos deal with the damn thing.

See, why even bother comparing the two than? The point of SCPs is that they are insane BS that can basically do anything when they feel like it, because they are written as horror stories.

40k has already been infiltrated and subsumed.

scp-wiki.net/scp-2747

It is a phenomenon that manifests as an anti-narrative, annihilating the world of anything fictional. When it infects a fictional world, it alters the story in a world by creating an overpowering antagonist, who wipes out their reality. This antagonist can and will vary in different works, ranging from a overpowering omniversal reality warper to a a bomb that destroys the town the story is set in. Upon doing this it will go meta and make it so the subject in question never actually existed.

Doesn't that mean that the SCP foundatio is doomed as well?

>682
>Abel
why do all the shitty edgelord SCPs end up getting focused on?

Consider it Looted!

That's perfect for a random encounter when the ship goes off course in Rouge Trader!

Yes. The anafabula is going to devour them and once it has succeeded at that, It will devour us, spreading from within an intial narrative and then expanding outwards to engulf the rest.

are there other kinds?

Because SCP was probably started by a bunch of weebs with too much time on their hands.

Well, the original creator's WERE a part of the old /x/ Guard, soooooooooooooooo

Tragedy of the Hanged King makes for a fun Dark Heresy scenario.

Well, yes, for I have borne an intolerable force.

> I have borne an intolerable force.
Get off the Internet, Ion. You aren't fooling anyone.

Because a Chaos corrupted shy guy is exactly what the galaxy needs.

Indeed. With the power of Chaos, he shall be able to beam the very image of his face into the minds of all within reach. Nobody shall escape his gaunt frame now. Nobody.