The battle is won Veeky Forums but alas Mordred has dealt me a fatal blow. Here.....take Excalibur and find a pool of calm water. Throw the sword into it and return to me. Obey my command Veeky Forums, for one day a King will come and the sword will rise again.
>Excalibur has been added to your inventory
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Sell it for 1 Gold; I'm on a speedrun here.
Sweet, new sword.
Shame you lost the sheath years ago.
The once and future king asks me to throw his magic sword into a lake I throw his magic sword into a lake.
Rolled 19 (1d20)
Well, I see a lake over there. I guess, it will do.
My STR is 16, I throw the sword as far as I can.
Nothing happens
splash
What was that?
Rolled 7 (1d20)
Lets see if we can get back before the king dies.
>CLANG CLANG CLANG BEEP BEEP BOOP ZZZZZZT
And now, I will channel the sword's latent energy to create a singularity, which I will contain with these panels made from tiny slivers of the blade in order to power my army of miniature suits of armour, each the size of a slightly overweight child, or a dwarf!
>Shame you lost the sheath years ago.
Wait, you lost Excalibur's scabbard?
That's the best bit
Yeah, some jackass stole it and threw it in a pond somewhere.
Otherwise Author wouldn't be able to be 'mortally injured'. It's either a flesh wound, or he's dead right away.
I eat the sword to gain its power
Decapitate Arthur.
>Shame you lost the sheath years ago.
Really? How hard is it to find another rock ffs.
the sword in the stone and excalibur aren't the same thing, friend
>for one day a King will come and the sword will rise again.
Centuries later, you will be portrayed as a cute anime girl while your homeland submits to the Mohammedans in the longest, most drawn-out act of colonization imaginable.
Excalibur is the one that the moistened bint lobbed at him.
I think the Sword in the Stone is Caliburn?
This.
Rolled 6, 2, 2 = 10 (3d6)
Self control check against 7 (lower is success)
Look, strange women lying in ponds distrubuting swords is not a basis for a system of government.
>Excalibur stayed in my inventory
I'm sorry my king, but rest assured, I will use this sword for good.