Stat me, Veeky Forums

stat me, Veeky Forums

Slutty Clown with ranks in Slutty Mechanic

Size/Type: Large Magical Beast
Hit Dice: 5d10+25 (52 hp)
Initiative: +1
Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)
Armor Class: 15 (-1 size, +1 Dex, +5 natural), touch 10, flat-footed 14
Base Attack/Grapple: +5/+14
Attack: Claw +9 melee (1d6+5)
Full Attack: 2 claws +9 melee (1d6+5) and bite +4 melee (1d8+2)
Space/Reach: 10 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Improved grab
Special Qualities: Scent
Saves: Fort +9, Ref +5, Will +2
Abilities: Str 21, Dex 12, Con 21, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 10
Skills: Listen +8, Spot +8
Feats: Alertness, Track
Environment: Temperate forests
Organization: Solitary, pair, or pack (3-8)
Challenge Rating: 4
Treasure: None
Alignment: Always neutral
Advancement: 6-8 HD (Large); 9-15 HD (Huge)
Level Adjustment: —

I'll do more than just stat you if you catch my drift.

>pack of ravenous milfs with improved grappling
They can sniff out the virgins!

TITS: natural 20 (higher than the usual max of 18)

>Next match will be in The Angelic ruins!

Borderlands was a terrible game and so was the sequel.

>"You might think you're shit hot, but you haven't seen the BADASS WAVE, yet."

Has to make will checks when under duress not to slip into the accent.

Size/Type: Large Magical Breasts