Nurgle is the best chaos god, I love him. his faction is without a the one I'd want to join irl

Nurgle is the best chaos god, I love him. his faction is without a the one I'd want to join irl

do you agree with that? who would you want to join up with?

Maybe, at least Isha's still alive. Ynnead.

Nurgle is an obese fat fuck lazy sack of shit coward

t. khorne

All I want is perfection
All I want is Slaanesh

I would only follow a true deity of chaos, not one of the stupid WH40Kid wannabe "chaos" "gods."

have fun with your anger issues faggot

oh wow you sound like a huge asshat

well I mean if you don't mind the constant painful orgasms

>painful orgasms
Such an oxymoron, but doesn't sound so bad

You worship a god and your form changes; a change in body leads to a change in mind. Fear death? Follow Nurgle and you trun into a leaky anus with herpies, but soon you dont care that you do. Khorne gets you angry as fuck and lose higher reasoning, but you dont care because youre 100% mad. Slaanesh may make you sexy, but 75% chance you'll be a sexy hermaphrodite with a lobster claw hand. Follow the god of change? Your plans will go to shit, but you planed for that to happen, and getting killed will put your next plan in motion. Also, 90% chance you'll turn into jello with gibbering mouths.

Fuck the Chaos Gods; I want to follow a God of Order like Leviathan.

tzeentch did absolutely nothing wrong

you haven't had to orgasm for an extended period of time huh? it starts to hurt pretty fuckin bad

well you could argue that it's those that want comfort or who innately don't fear death who would gain the blessing of nurgle

>who innately don't fear death
You mean like a berserker or any other warrior?

well I suppose but I was thinking more about those that already had to come to terms with it

Yeah, he's all neat and all, but I'd really like to see some love for the other daemonic legions coming out in the new book instead of Lord (lolaveragegamer) Stank. GW constantly giving handies to daddy Nurgs got real old two months ago.

>going quietly into that long night

Thats a pussy move

According to him.

The simple things are best in life. No being put in such agony that you give yourself to rot incarnate. Not getting cucked by a birdsquid or falling too far down the sensation hole

No, enjoy the simple things in life. A worthy foe, a glorious death and the absurd peace that comes from knowing that mighty Khorne cares not whose blood is spilled

well clearly someone hasn't heard the loving word of nurgle, look, no one wants to just fizzle out, everyone wants to go out spectacularly, hell a lot of people just don't want to die but that's just not possible, part of nurgles blessing is that everything ends and that's okay!

>a lot of people just don't want to die but that's just not possible
I guess all those plague marines missed that memmo

there is no peace that comes from the humming of the nails, from the buzzing need to kill that drives the servants of khorne.

With nurgle there is no pain, just the joy of spreading joy, I agree living a good life, fighting worthy foes, that's all dandy, but at the end of the day you should be allowed peace.

unfortunately plague marines aren't immortal, the greatest gift papa nurgle gives is allowing one to succumb to his plagues so they can frolic eternal in his garden, but plague marines are his messengers, their generosity is immense, and they are happy to give this gift to as many as they can before receiving it themselves

All the Chaos Gods are terrible. At least when the Imperium uses up its slaves they can die. With Chaos death is where the shit really HTF.

AFAIK no chaos marine dies from old age = immortal

The nails are optional friend. Not all who slay for the red king feel their dreadful bite. The plaguefather for all his glee must first hurt his servants. Inflict such misery upon them that the simple absence of suffering seems joyful. I won't argue that Nurgle beings peace, a sense of contentment and belonging, but the blood god needs not break you first.

i would protest that it is the protest itself that causes suffering, there's no inherent pain that comes with the call of the plague father. It's an escape if you are in pain, a revelation if you aren't.

not old age, but they can eventually pass a threshold where their corpulence causes them to shed their mortal coil and return as a demon

>t.

hi I'm 12 and what is this

ENOUGH OF THIS DISGUSTING TALK OF PEACE AND JOY.
WAR IS ETERNAL, IT IS ALL. IT IS REALITY, IT IS NATURE. IT IS LIFE AND DEATH. AND YOUR DEATH IS NOW AS THE BLOOD GOD DEMANDS IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm sorry bud, I don't have any blood left in this body, i got some puss and a bunch of maggots though, you're free to cut me open, I'm happy to share!