How would I set up and DM a game based on R. Kelly's Trapped in the Closet?

>Not wanting to play as Tron

this...

and taking a dump on a 13 year old's chest

Oh
>All I could say was oh

and then i pull out my beretta!

I like this idea a lot.
How would you introduce more characters/character relationships?
What would the end goal and scoring system look like?

>Roll Perception
You see what appears to be a used condom in your girlfriends bed. It glistens with the remnants of recent furious, ball-slapping lovemaking.
>Roll Survival
A simple taste test confirms your suspicions. You can tell that the semen deposited in the condom is, in fact, not yours.
>Roll Intimidate

Start with 3.5 and when the players come out of the closet switch to pathfinder

The players are R. Kelly, each scene is a room in a house or a new attachment to.the story. Players add in new characters as random encounters to thwart rival players for control of R. Kelly. If you are not currently in control of R. Kelly a player is rewarded for adding drama to the scene in the form of adding a new character or making an old character take an unexpected action, such as pulling out their gun.

Forget to put your phone on vibrate.

That's a cute cat. I want to pet his head and rub his tummy.

Could you do both at the same time?

>Use Perform(sing) in place place of intimidation

kek. BASED Veeky Forums does it again !

Like this.

youtube.com/watch?v=2g9oyUI0j3E

Fuckin PCs always ruin my serious narrative.

So I couldn't believe half the stuff in this parody edit actually came from an actual music video, so I've started watching the whole thing.

Is R. Kelly a comedian?

"I'll pay you back on the first"
"The first of what"
"The first chance I get"

>I say no
>He says yes
>I say no
>He says yes

This is like R&B Monty Python.

Fiasco

Dota?

Characters spend every fourth action to pull out their gun.

He was trying to tell a sweeping story about the folly of man but he is R. Kelly. Honestly, the original stuff is just as stupid as the parody.

>>How would I set up and DM a game based on R. Kelly's Trapped in the Closet?

You'd have to include water sports, scat, and pedophilia. Lots and lots of water sports, scat, and pedophilia.

It would be the perfect Veeky Forums game.

I think Tron or Traun or however you spell it is his swole Brother-In-law who just got out of prison.

Twan.

What is Narnia series?

*pulls out gun*

Everybody goes in turns. The game is set up in 'scenes', akin to one episode of the series. Each player plays a character in a scene. There's a mechanic to declare sudden plot twists.

>anime trapfaggot posts garbage without even reading the thread

All of a sudden POW

>Trapped in the Closet
>Like the fifth reference i've heard to it this year

Why is this coming back?

Otherwise, create a D20 Modern setting where players are put in mundane situations then add a random element.

"I put my hand on the Gun"
"His hand is on his gun"
"I pull the trigger, pop pop that familar sound"
"Pop pop goes the gun"
"I stand staring at the body of this man called Reese"
"You stare but pause for a second. Just a second, as your friends call out to stop it. It's then that you notice...from his pocket something you couldn't belief...the Man Called Reese was actually...actually....a Police. (A police) (A police) *Fadeout*"

first you suck off a midget
then you suck off a midget
then you suck off a midget
someone just shitted all over themselves

That would be fucking hilarious

>And then my brother counts
>”ONE!”
>He’s about to seek!
>”TWO!”
>You better not peek!
>”THREE!”
>Push past the coats
>”Four!”
There’s snow!

Veeky Forums is too nofun to do a retard opera piece like this.

I forgot how batshit retarded this was.

Put a dwarf in the cupboard

>That time shit got so insane that Kelly had to temporary break the fourth wall

youtu.be/y-L-Cp3qZfQ

Then he opens the midget

Is that you, DJ Phylactery?

youtube.com/watch?v=SHnTocdD7sk