Stat her, Veeky Forums

Stat her, Veeky Forums.

Age:19

Yukari-sama please stop posting on Veeky Forums you have more fitting, hag-like things to be doing

-4 STR

>Age:19
*Age: 19 galactic years (approximately 4 billion 370 million Gregorian years)

Fixed that for you.

+20 sag

KHHV

Size/Type: Medium Monstrous Humanoid
Hit Dice: 9d8+9 (49 hp)
Initiative: +1
Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares), swim 30 ft.
Armor Class: 22 (+1 Dex, +11 natural), touch 11, flat-footed 21
Base Attack/Grapple: +9/+13
Attack: Claw +13 melee (1d4+4)
Full Attack: 2 claws +13 melee (1d4+4)
Space/Reach: 5 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Spell-like abilities, weakness, mimicry
Special Qualities: Darkvision 90 ft., spell resistance 18
Saves: Fort +6, Ref +7, Will +7
Abilities: Str 19, Dex 12, Con 12, Int 13, Wis 13, Cha 14
Skills: Concentration +7, Craft or Knowledge (any one) +7'), Hide +9, Listen +11, Spot +11 Swim +12
Feats: Alertness, Blind-Fight, Combat Casting, Great Fortitude
Environment: Temperate marshes
Organization: Solitary or covey (3 hags of any kind plus 1-8 ogres and 1-4 evil giants)
Challenge Rating: 5
Treasure: Standard
Alignment: Usually chaotic evil
Advancement: By character class
Level Adjustment: —

It defeats the purpose of eldritch horrors to give them stats.

The Monster Manual already has various stats for hags, and there are even more in Volo's Guide to Monsters.

I suppose you could write her up as an Elder Evil. Which Sign would she use?

Stating her is difficult since she can effectively change her stats at will.

Why are there so many posts in this thread that insult Yukari? Why does Veeky Forums hate Yukari?
Yukari is a goddess. Yukari is the best.

She's a theoretical goddess. Her abilities might allow her to ascend to goddesshood, if she wanted.

You should worship Yukari-sama.

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You can tell by the huge slew of really a stupid stat-me's that people have forgotten we traded them to /co/ in return for better alignment charts.

Combat power: less than a random moonbitch.

>Chaotic Evil
Oh wow I didn't think someone would get her alignment so wrong.
It's lawful evil you silly goose.

>posting DMPC Marie Sue that can't be killed and talking shit

No idea who that is/10

Newfag.

At least she isn’t gap hag

T̶h̶e̶ ̶K̶e̶y̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶T̶h̶e̶ ̶G̶a̶t̶e̶ Yukari-sama does not have a stat block, nor does she need one.

>YOU FUCKING LOSE!

She's from Touhou.
She's possibly a god, she very lazy and she plays chess with the universe, using the rest of the touhou cast as her pieces.
She also maintains the barrier between Touhou verse and the real world and will BTFO anyone who fucks with it.
Except when she doesn't because of her are-fore-mentioned laziness.

>defending saggy old hags

It says USUALLY.

>She's from Touhou
Rings me nothing, but it would explain why I have no clue who she is

Consider the following:
A key that can open any door is master key.
A door that opens for any key is just a slutty whore.

Weebs are cancer and should fuck off to /jp/. There's a reason not even /a/ wanted to share a board with them.

Did we hurt your feelings? Do you need a safe space?

Doesn't that metaphor rely on the idea that her vagina is being used to protect your valuable assets, money, and family members?

Yet in truth if her vagina was such an important money maker surely you'd be making more off of it by selling use of it to other such people, and ignoring the fact that for some reason your brother, cousin, and son are all paying to fuck her?

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That's because you are unbelievably new.

But they are also prime numbers.

Back to neofag.

Oh you poor darling. Sorry for oppressing you with this thread. Can you find it in yourself to forgive us?

>nine
>prime

This isn't an owlbear at all. You disgust me.

Fuck me I'm dumb.

What a coincidence! I was also 19 once.

Is there anyone in Gensoukyou who could beat her?

Could Suika?

>could suika
in a 1 on 1, probably not, gap hag is stronk and border bullshit>Gravity/Density bullshit

>Is there anyone in Gensoukyou who could beat her?
The dick

Tohou was Veeky Forums first new fags leave

Parts of Silent Sinner in Blue make it seem like the Lunarians could.

>notices that 9 isn't a prime
>doesn't say anything about 1 not being a prime
you just went full baka

This dense motherfucker could probably fight the entirety of Gensokyo by disbelieving magic out of existence.

old and busted/10

Owner of clothing store chain/10

36-24-36

Oh, wait, you meant something else?

Perfect specimen

Anyone in Gensoukyou, I said.

Moon princesses, possibly the Red-White if Yukari fucks with the donation box, maybe the other Youkai Sages, and possibly Yuuka by dint of being an equally powerful youkai.
Going with these answers, because they make sense.
And not because there's a ribbon-bound gap full of angry eyes glaring at me over my computer monitor, or anything.

Tewi’s power is bullshit so she could do it

One is divisible only by one and itself, so it's just as prime as two is.

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I've been away from Touhou for so long, I didn't even know Kasen got promoted to not-just-a-manga-character and bumped even further up the power rankings to 'not necessarily wrecked by Gapwitch".

I have questions:
Are there powerplays and politicing between Yukari, Kasen, and Okonkwo?
Does the lore support more sages than we've seen so far?
And do we know any more about the fourth Deva of the Mountain?

Of course not, she has ZUN on the payroll

Due to the potential of her powers, she can't be properly statted. Hell, she might not even bother with her own stats and just mess around with yours.