Drach'nyen goes up against Stormbringer

well, considering stormbringer itself has thousands of brother daemons all made identically to it and their powers are similar to each other in this hypothetical combined universe it is likely drach'nyen is just one of stormbringers distant relatives.

so I suppose the question becomes who's actually swinging the swords, if its armless the harmless against elric then this is already over but if its someone competent like peak siggy then this becomes more up in air.

>before brooding for the next 10,000 years.

Everything else was accurate.

>When if Chaos were capable of that dumb statement, they'd just be a Vacant Yog-Sothoth
>When Tzeentch is only knowledgeable because it is all knowing as a data-miner of the living psyche of all things in the native universes it encompasses, and is thus, not the 'Gate' or in any position of 'correct' opinion, because it does not reside over all that exists within existential universes, and space

HAHA
no.

The Chaos Gods are brainfarts. This nigga here? He's the fucking Monitor guy who Tzeentch and his faglets WISHES they could be, the concepts that allow Chaos entry to another universe is the same fictional jargon as the kind that explains how the Combine in the Half-Life series make it to earth via their shittier teleportation trek- the Expansion of the Warp Breaches space, and effectively slowly 'drills' through to others, because they reside on a higher layer of reality- the realm of souls/origin of conciouss thought

This fucker is on the Highest layer and looks down at it all- to get a better understanding of that, as a medium, just read Kobold Presses's article on Extradimensonal beings- in effect, the writers don't know dick about metaphysical layering in science-fiction.

Anyhow, point is, Chaos exists everywhere is a lie, and an intentional vague statement at best which plays on the warp being a cosmic drill where the interworkings make no sense- but have clearly definable purpose, drives, aims, cycles and hierachies, which are inescapable facts of reality- in effect, they're just trying to meme that shit because it's what Tzeentch- the entire drive of Chaos ever doing anything at all apart from exist wills it to further it's Raison D'etre.

You want to know why Chaos isn't stronger? Everything about it relies on conceptual relativity and blurring the lines of what is perceived by others as 'collective understanding' So, when things that don't fit the niche show up, Chaos pulls a fucking Autistic fit and tries to prentend they don't Exist- I.E the Nids, blanks, and things that show shadows in the warp next to the meta that is Malal and it's offspring warp deities.

Now, relativity doesn't work against things we can call Objective powers, which are basically the entire fucking bane of Chaos as literal spacefarts. I.E the Fact that a Greater Daemon of Slaanesh took a trip to Eberron, and got shoved in a hole for it, despite having phenomenal cosmic power because you don't get to leave things to chaos because half of anything going on in D&D occurs in total, if skewed absolutes

The amusing thing about 40k is that all that planetary stuff is actually just minature rocks in a very large plane suspended in space referred to as a Galaxy- there's clearly other setups so fucking far away it isn't possible to get accurate measurement.

go home yoggy, no one of the society of elder things can take you seriously anymore ever since it came out that you're a meat-fucker.

>He doesn't know why Yog dicks the bitches
He is literally the embodiment of a conceptual male reproductive organ.

Testes and limitless cocks. All-encompassing, always everywhere, all the danm time.

When he's summoned you basically look up at the highest layers of space and see all connections everywhere and shape them accordingly due to some quantum BS. Then he fucks a bitch in less than a nanosecond and that bitch goes crazy due to her pleasure circuits getting fried, You know that bitches on the altar AS the rites to summon him are being rehearsed are literally being set up for the foreplay? Yeah, that's right, his summoning rituals IS LITERALLY PREPPING THE COSMIC BULL.

And when he's summoned, the necessary alignments for the higher forms of being, not made of matter or how it is understood to lesser minds are set in the celestial arrangements, and thus, all that is the Pantheon he is a part of comes to be.

Celebratory cosmic ejaculation at the elation of being userherd in to bring about truth and knowledge and travel, the effective summaries of master Morality, provided the summoner does not fuck up and accidentally burn out their retinas- thing about prolapsing what is basically an extension of Azathoth's nervous system is that one can't predict how it's going to appear, how the self affects the summoning and the ritual- sometimes a summoning doesn't need an offering or sacrifice, but you can clearly see the higher variables outside the boundaries of processable human knowledge at work.

And for that- you get a Free literally Crazy Taxi Ride- or something- also, technically just about every avenue of reproduction is available to an outer god, they just vibrate in and out of someone, shift against multiple dimensions, shed matter, exposure from elements outside of space and time, or from various degrees of microbes, organisms etc.... point is , these guys are wrapped in the makeup of life as people know it. Yogg's a Chill dude IMO.

yogs a lily livered faggot who's spent all of eternity attempting to climb into his own asshole so he can wake up his aborted fetus blind idiot possible relative azathoth and get this universe started correctly. to this day he has not succeeded.

the fact that the absolute best that he can do to gain entry into the mortal realm is stick his non-euclidean dick into some (backwater yokel)^3 is proof positive to his inadequacy as a cosmic horror.

you're worst boy yoggy, deal with it.

>(Don't worry, I'm sure Arioch sempai will notice the 40k gods one day.)
Considering Arioch and company operate on millions on realities at once, that's a tall order.

Wasn't that shit retconned out of existence?

>armless the harmless

Stormbringer has a theme song. It howls.

It howls like hell!

stormbringer has more brand recognition, so it wins

Stormbringer against ghal maraz is a more interesting conversation, since then it becomes a discussion of whether or not Warhammer has eclipsed elric in popularity yet.