Warhammer 40k General /40kg/

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I mean look at the guy. His aesthetics don't fit 40K.

>plastic miniatures have feelings or an identity comparable to real people
no

3 month delay on those plastic sisters.

It's Chaos we don't have to justify it.

... Daemon special characters like Fateweaver have been part of both games since ages. There is nothing that needs justifying

Post shots from your recent games

>no feminist daemonettes
>no turtle neck wearing daemonettes demanding safe and sane sex
You are missing the most degenerate daemonettes that can exist

>AoS characters are migrating to 40K. Justify this.
Chaos Daemons have always had crossover.

arguably most nurgle units don't fit

Fantasy was based in the 40k universe too faggot

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>implying
My grand children will die of old age before GW releases plastic SoB worth a damn

From a business sense, GW wants to increase ROI by potentially doubling the customer base for a lot of plastic molds.

From a lore sense, it's been confirmed that the warp connects the AOS universe and the 40K universe, hence warp-based characters migrating across.
>The lore sense is determined by the business sense, in case that needed mentioning

>My lolicon fetish is okay b/c they're imaginary children

Seek help, you're disgusting.

Daemons in general dont fit either game, they get battle tanks in fantasy.

sigmar lost primarch when

>Thousands Sons unit consisting of models in varying stages of being painted

Somebody hand me a gun

rip those rubric boys, ily lads

Let me see your nids anons. I wanna see your nids.

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10/10 would fall to chaos for

It's only a fetish if you want to put your penis inside of them

At the rate people keep posting SoB images, no one will see plastic sisters.

>h-h-h-how dare he field WIP models!

This is some weapons grade autism.

Is wearing underwear a fetish?

Are you implying that SoB are the Half Life 3 of miniatures?

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Every time a SoB is posted in /40kg/, plastic sisters get delayed by a month.

Why would you do this?

>Feminists
>Demanding sex

Should we tell him?

Wip

SoB image*

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Amongst radfems its actually prejudice to not sleep with them and in the UK it is considered spousal abuse if a husband withholds sex from his wife.

very pretty bug user

Semi recent.

>vanguard veterans are cheaper and better at being assault termies than assault termies
Explain this.

TotallynotIronWarriors Space Marine list about to alpha strike our 3.5k points of poorly-listbuilt Admech and Haemy Covens off the table. One Neutron Laser and a few Dark Lances aren't enough to kill 4 T8 vehicles, a Shadowsword and a horde of heavy weapon Marines and Centurions backed by a Storm Of Fire Chapter Master, I've decided to buy more anti-tonk and make a proper mech list so we'll have more than two decent guns next time, because after I lost my 20 Fulgurite Electros and Warlord turn 1 it was basically over.

Refusing sex with a black transexual woman is basically a hate crime and you literally hitler.

Political correctness has gone full retard

Do you want to put your dick in the girl or the undies?
thats the difference

Getting into 40k, any critique on this 750 pt Guard list? Probably gonna go up against Necrons or Dark Eldar.

Battalion, Vostroyan Regiment

HQ (77 pt):

Company Commander (31 pt) (Warlord):
>Boltgun, The Laurels of Command

Primaris Psyker (46 pt):
>Psychic Barrier, Mental Fortitude, Force Stave

Elites (135 pt):

Command Squad (61 pt):
> Veteran, Heavy Flamer
> Veteran, Medi-pack
> Veteran, Regimental Standard
> Veteran, Vox-caster

Commissar (35 pt):
>Bolt Pistol, Power Sword

Ministorum Priest (39 pt):
>Bolt Pistol, Power Sword

Troops (123 pt):

Infantry Squad (41 pt):
>9x Guardsman
>Sergeant, Boltgun

Infantry Squad (41 pt):
>9x Guardsman
>Sergeant, Boltgun

Infantry Squad (41 pt):
>9x Guardsman
>Sergeant, Boltgun

Fast Attack (169 pt):

Armoured Sentinel (58 pt):
>Autocannon, Hunter-killer missile

Hellhound (111 pt):
>Turret-mounted Melta Cannon, Heavy Bolter, Track guards

Heavy Support (246 pt):

Heavy Weapons Squad (62 pts):
>Autocannon
>Lascannon
>Lascannon

Leman Russ Battle Tank (184 pt):
>Battle Cannon, Heavy Bolter, Heavy Bolters, Hunter-Killer Missile, Track guards

From the last 10,000 point game.

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>3++ save
>1 W per model

Really makes you think...

> Tfw i'll never be as good as pic related.

Why do I still here ? Just to suffer ?

Anyone know if that user ever finished painting Gaunthands?

Or the status of that hex campaign?

Neither of you can complain about the lack of plastic sisters when you contribute to the problem.

But they still won't demand it. How can it be harassment if they explicitly ask for it? Silly user!

>57250235
>57250005
>57250103
>57250155
>57250190
Its time to go back

>12" move
>fly
>cheaper

The other horde of characters and Devastators. I managed to wipe out two squads of those, kill his Ironclad Dread and take down a couple Centurions, but that's his whole casualty sheet.

But user, there are already plastic sisters Of Silence

>unpainted swarm
If you just put a liberal amount of earth shade on them and they would look 10 times as good

How would GW knows people want SoB if no one brings it up?
Oh wait nevermind GW does not do marketing research

stop memeing

Fuck off. Three month delay? Pfft we pushed halflife3 all the way back to the year 2500 or some shit.

You want plastic sisters that don't smell like the chinamans asshole don't throw that gauntlet down.

There is more than 1 type of assault unit in the mahrines codex?!?

Say it isn't so!

Not my models, user. He also has SO many that painting is a problem for him.

thanks

oh murr, i know how thicc the knot is

>people actually bought the paid bug fix
We deserve anti consumer practices when retarded pay for it

what did he mean by this?

I've still never heard the word "otiose" used anywhere else, ever

Yes I'm phoneposting also no bully most of my crons are fully painted and based this one overlord isn't because he's new

Whoops. Meant to reply there.

Also, no LoW in this game. Took quite awhile.

field what you want and post it, I don't care, you don't need to explain your reasons, the fact I'm getting to see crons on the battlefield is nice enough to me.

Tau fighting my chaos, they didn't roll well and the chaos forces ended up being much faster and deadlier than expected.

Alright. If it's a friend you could suggest some dipping techniques. It's how I painted the bulk of my swarm

Not my book, our opponent is dripping with money all the time given he bought 4k of Genestealers the day they came out and was using Perty as his Chapter Master. Don't think he cares much about a £15 book.

The land of alcoholism and eternal depression is a better alternative to Chang's slave labor Battlemallet models. In addition you can just visit their websites and buy from them directly instead of having to do convoluted leddit shit.

Still retarded

I can't do it anymore. I used to play renegades in 7th, but they're so boring, bland, and bad now. What do

Traitor Guard

I love the Ghostkeel. It's one of the few models that's just perfect.

>t. poorfag

Still play 7th. Find some other betabeards and start and oldhammer group.

Run them as traitor guard?

>playing the cancer edition

Good luck finding a game.

Some really nicely painted Tau there. Do you feel the outcome may have been different if the Tau player had rolled well?

Shit, we came here in our summer clothes!

Just because you can means you should.

Just because I can pay college girls to dress like maids and make them play Dark Heresy means I should do it or be encourage to do it

Thats an unfortunate missing "doesn't" typo

no thanks

That's the point user. If we let SoB's become easy to buy then it will be flooded with trash players. If they are kept rare then only skilled converters, re-casters, and veterans can play them.

Classic Tau scheme is best Tau scheme.
The white and red one is fucking cancer and looks like ass

Honestly there's too much choice with picking a first army, all of the factions seem exciting.

>using college girls instead of crackwhores
One option is infinitely more amusing, therefore better

>If they are kept rare then only skilled converters, re-casters, and veterans can play them.

lmao, I hope you don't actually believe this is the case

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