GIMME YER HAT!

GIMME YER HAT!

But you've already got a pirate captain hat, and you wouldn't be a pirate captain without your hat.

COME AND GEDDIT YA GREEN MAGGOT

GHEHEHEHEH! YOUZ DON'T LOOK SO TUFF!

PREPARE TO BE BLASTED YOU ONE-EYED MARTIAN

hurmph!
hudda hudda hudda!

But I don't have a hat

Gentlemen we seem to have an uncouth ruffian accosting our illustrious hat wearing association.

Indeed, a Greenskin at that, most peculiar.

Fortunately we have a number of mercenaries that will aid in facilitating the enlightenment of this interloper as to the error of his ways.

What are you?

DA WARBOSS IS DA BIGGEST! YOU'Z ALL BETTA GIVE 'IM YER HATS BEFORE HE GETS MAD!

This is all fun and games till the Orks find the Albino people The desert city nightvale.

Then we get death counts from those albinos burning to death

Look, just tell the Orks that they can get the best hats in the library then. Kill two birds with one stone.

trade for 2 refined

Hypothetical scenario, who would win
1. The nigh-immortal Ork legions suddenly demanding hats
2. Your average TF2 server

It appears to be a variant of demi-human, Ainz-sama.

Last I checked Stout Shakos were worth somewhere between 1 and 2 Refined

What kind of TF2 server?
Also, they MIGHT mistake Heavy for a pale Ork

If you want the orks to have an easier time, just call it 24/7 2fort server.

If you want them to suffer, it's a 24/7 trade server.

Valve servers can be 24/7 2fort or hightower servers if both teams are bad enough
God I hate those maps

>[Trade request from F2P Ork]

If that ork's willing to overpay by almost double then fine by me

F2P can't trade hats. they have to buy something from the steam store first.

GREENSKINS!

Lads we're going to get some extra target practice in today.

This is all highly irregular.

Wtf where are her hands?

STEALING THE HOLY IMPERIUM'S HATS IS HERESY!