Warhammer 40,000 General /40kg/

Oh boy shaky cam!

Get their tits and or buttcheeks out.

Happy for you dude, well-drilled barrels feel wholesome af.

Give them their haywire grenades back and let them throw more than one grenade a turn.

Let people despise equivalent of peasants and slaves with false sense of superiority.

This, its devolved to circular arguments and incessant shitposting.

Also make Bloodbrides the Wych equivalent of Trueborn and let them have 4 Wych weapons per 5.

Change their 'No Escape' rule to be a 100% certain thing instead of a roll-off. It doesn't work a pretty significant amount of the time.

Make their 'Dodge' rule give a 4+ invulnerable save in the shooting phase as well as the fight phase, or at least a 5++ in the shooting phase.

good job dude, I always fuck it up and ruin the barrel

>A Dark Eldar Wych will never make you her pet
>you'll never scrub the blood and gore from her realspace raids
>You'll never be her "Mon'keigh"
Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

I fucked up the barrel of one guy so bad that the barrel was ripped apart. I found it made a good "Destroyed" gun emplacement for a heavy weapons team.

No mistakes, only happy accidents!

You post this every thread you raging autists.

Nice! Any tips for those of us who only drill them well 50% of the time?

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>guy who gets tabled by IG players

Nice projecting there you crusader of autism.

Tell in what turn the fully painted IG army table you?

This happens to people? I forgot not everyone plays Glorious Eldar Master Race.

So let's be honest with each other anons, we all would.

user don't be a fag, we are the ones who are here to dominate Eldar females with our human might.

HH Rogal Dorn will be up this weekend, the question is how many Imperial Aquilas will his mini have?.

Playing vs Deathguard this weekend. How does this look? I'm looking to dust off my Baneblade.

What ? Sauce ?

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>dodging in the shooting phase

why the hell are your wyches getting shot in the first place

>make no escape certain

you really don't want that.

wyches aren't great but they're usable, wait until the codex comes out and we get our chaos daemon style kabal/cult/coven rules to improve them.

if I had to buff them I'd just make their weapons AP -1 in addition to +1 attacks.

>HH Rogal Dorn will be up this weekend
how can you be so sure It'll be Dorn not someone like the Lion instead?
>how many Imperial Aquilas will his mini have?
At least 6 with a maximum aquilla count of 28

Hey user some people like dominate women. You can't fault us for that

because the lion is never getting a model user just accept it.

And some enjoy both things.

But then again I’m a degenerate bastard

>because the lion is never getting a model

>how can you be so sure

Because this Open Day seems to be a bit bigger than the last AND because Forgeworld guys were surprised the miniature wasnt shown at the last Open Day since it was already completed and ready, so its either now or they're building stock and have him for sale at the next HH open day which is in February I think.

It would make so much more sense for the lion to return
Why won't GW just deliver already?

This is the Custard General. Its the right arm holding the axe

gotta make way for deamon prince Luther first then the lion will come back and bitchslap him down

AoS crap

Me too, am I degenerate heretic now?

>Warboss in MA has a higher strength with a PK than a Deff Dread does with a dread klaw
I don't understand

that might be the case but you can't 100% confirm it. The quality of the model and the way it's painted looks more like forge world than the GW studio at least to me.

Only if you do not pay your taxes and worship something else beside the Emperor.

WS 2+, give the Bloodbrides access to 4 hydra gauntlets/flails per 5 and let them have 4++ against pistols in CC.

If you have lilith or succubus as the warlord with Blood Dancer warlord trait let that ability extend to all other which/bride within 6 inches of the warlord

Russ will be first

The bird on the axe kinda looks like a chicken to me
I think it's the huge breast

I bought the 40K Conquest core set on sale. My friends and I had a really fun time playing it. Then we figured out that the game was discontinued because of a licence dispute and now we're mad. Who do we blame, FFG or GW? I feel like it was GW's fault.

I'd be fine with this

Actually both.

blame both sides in equal measure

Am I a huge fag for wanting to start a Blood Ravens primaris army?

I really like the color scheme and Gabe could be a cool centerpiece, but I never played DoW. Do they have any cool lore (aside from the gifts meme)? Are they closer to Salamander bro tier or douchebag Minotaurs?

>Who do we blame, FFG or GW? I feel like it was GW's fault.

Its more probable that both decided to end it, GW didnt push to renew the contract (Maybe to do their own board games) and FFG dropped the license in order to focus more on the more profitable license that is Star Wars, both gained something by losing that license.

I do but...

the countess up the hive keeps inviting me to this weird parties and giving weird eyes

That's Sanguinius' Carnodon pelt

>Am I a huge fag for wanting to start a Blood Ravens
No
>Primaris
Yes.

they have a shitton of librarians

>Dorn model soon
>tfw can do trenchbros grudge matches soon

I want this to be true. I would kill for a 30 sang model.

Does she pays taxes and worship the Emperor? If yes go ahead if no, bring the imperial law up her heretical ass

She does pay taxes and I think she worships the emperor, is that good?

>Play Tsons
>No grudge matches without the yiff howling like a faggot
No 'fun' filled meat grinder tower defense for me

Good enough... for now.

Blood Ravens used to have Chapter Tactics, basically Infiltrate and Counter-Attack, read their Index Astartes section for more info on them.

>The Blood Ravens believe in studying the enemy and predicting their movements before launching
any attacks. Not for them the rampaging charge or the spur of the moment, lightning assault. This has led to some friction between other, more headstrong, Chapters who prefer a more straightforward approach to war. One Chapter in particular has branded the Blood Ravens cowards for their precise, methodical method of battle, but nothing could be further from the truth, as once the Blood Ravens take to the field of battle, they fight with a fury and zeal the equal of any other Chapter of the Adeptus Astartes.

>In battle, the Blood Ravens destroy enemy units with utter ruthlessness and precision, their battle plan never varying from initial concept to final execution. Such is the depth of planning and thoroughness that every eventuality is planned for, thanks to their Librarians uncanny ability to predict how their enemies will react.

>They have in the past warned or responded to enemy attacks or invasions well before most Imperial sourceshave even been aware of them. This has led some puritanical figures to make dark mention of the tale of the fallen Primarch, Magnus, and his ultimate fate - claiming that his path to damnation began with such warnings...

Great, glad we got that worked out dear inquisitor.

three weeks later the planet falls to slaneesh

Why would anyone buy the old marines now you have Primaris (basically what space marines should have been from the beginning). In a few years old marines will be gone entirely.

Is there a fixed number of Librarians/Chaplains/Apothecaries/Thechmarines per chapter?

Only Mk X armor looks good. The repulsor, Gravis armor, Phobos armor, and even the astraeus all look pretty lame. Astraeus is the least lame though

>In a few years old marines will be gone entirely.

This meme is getting boring fast.

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One per Company, then there's Techmarine aspirants that drive and pilot the vehicles and other lower ranked specialists for each one that I dont think are counted, like Epistolaries and battle brothers being trained for Chaplaincy/Apothecarion.

How can I use Guiliman in a fun non cheesy and creative way.

I thought about incorporating him into a melee army. Put him with a bunch of bikes and just footslog him up the field. Have some termies deepstrike just ahead of the force.

Hur dur sex is slaneesh

Now if you fucks try to make the perfect orgy and get obsessed over it. That could be slaneesh

That's a nice lie you live

Gabe is one of my favorite SM Characters because he basically just does what he thinks is right whether that means the necessary nuking of his homeworld or coming to the aid of Knight Houses even though an Inquisitor is like "nah fuck them".

They have a number of cool dudes like Jonah Orion, Tarkus, and Chaplain Diomedes.

Maybe do a mix of regular and primaris instead of just a ton of Cawl's Blasphemous Horde?

>Endless, grinding siege battles,
>Artillery gun barrels fully erected, seeking to penetrate virgin walls of reinforced plascrete,
>Defensive fire pounding into carefully arranged trenches and earthworks, defenders and attackers taking turns in taking shots of opportunity before taking shelter behind rigid defenses once more,
>The moment of tension when a breach if forced, and those laying siege swarm foward, trying to find a way in
>Battlelines swaying back and forth as the besieged rush in to strengthen defenses, shore up weaknesses

He's the boss for a reason.
>pic related

>Footslogging with bikes
>Staying within aura range
Nonono user
You want the wall of honour guard

MY DICK

Ive never face necrons before. Is the game plan focus fire the scary stuff and then worry about the warriors? I know I need to commit to killing a unit outright or it could just come back a million times

are 2D weapons such as OC plasma the best choice against necrons? I have a feeling my opponent will be bringing some vehicles and lychguard

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I disagree with you about the Astraeus; it's a disjointed mess that looks like two tanks mushed together. I actually quite like Gravis

Is it just me, or does anyone else want the ability to take primaris versions of classic marine units?

Hell, it's even lore friendly because certain chapters can have their current marines get primaris'd, but could still want to use their old tactics and doctrines.
I just really dislike the new primaris units, interceptors look so dopey, and for some reason there isn't a single primaris unit that's dedicated to melee. (excluding the faggy scout/banshee hybrids)

>Hell, it's even lore friendly because certain chapters can have their current marines get primaris'd
people keep saying this but the only source seems to be "some guy on a stream" with no futher details given

Because you want to wound tanks on 3s.

>How can I use Guiliman in a fun non cheesy and creative way.

Buttplug maybe? The problem with the G is that he is so undercosted that he's cheese no matter how you field him.

They really need a devastator equivalent. Wounding on 4s is not nearly enough. My Russes are laughing at these guys!

Also, Primaris Death Guard. Because why wouldn't you want to out-Berzerk the Khorn Berzerkers?

>Do you ever use suboptimal units because you like them, or how they look?

I just got into the game with the Primaris half of the starter set and I really like how the Blood Angels look in all red. But I'm told the Blood Angels are all choppy while Primaris are all shooty?

Post the most recent thing you've painted.

an hour ago

I know I have yet to actually read a source contending that you can "Primaris" an adult Marine. The sinew coils could certainly be implanted in adulthood, and possibly the furnace, but how would you get the Magnificat to do anything useful post-puberty? Its only job is to "goose" the muscle and bone growing organs and turn them up to 11.

I'm currently working on some ork boyz but they're WIP.

I also finished the genestealers all with a basing of snow.

Because Primaris are official reasonable marines and all about tactics.

Noice.

Yeah.