Treasure Chest

Your party finds a treasure chest and opens it, what did you put inside?

The bard

Orc baby

Treasure.

>So... who exactly opens the chest? And where is everyone else standing in relation to them?

A bunch of baby chests. Turns out this one was pregnant.

They can either force the baby chests open and steal their single gold coin each, or wait for the chests to mature and have a whole batch of treasure.

>What hand did you open the chest with?
>Are you bending to open it, or just scooching down?

Yes, interesting, let me just make some inconsequential rolls behind my screen...

An ornately carved staff.
It's just some old guy's walking stick.

Actual treasure,but covered in an unreasonable amount of spiders.

Actual treasure covered in the intended amount of spiders, but the spiders are second level sorcerers.

an IED with a vortex warhead

The spiders which are second level sorcerers can each summon unreasonable amounts of spiders at will.

These spiders also have a chance to be sorcerers as well. Creating a hypothetically unending wave of spiders.

Lace and embroidery chemise, dress, white leather boots, fan, toiletries, razor, cosmetics, mirror, brush, traveler's atlas, phrase book (English to Italian), sewing kit, satchel of lavender and vanilla and ceder balls, book of Emily Brontë's collected poetry, a few twenty dollar gold coins hidden in the lining.

Rolled 84, 6, 55, 21, 98, 33, 7, 54, 21, 19, 34, 4, 29, 42, 46, 20, 52, 8, 17, 61, 54, 78, 45, 40, 8 = 936 (25d100)

>rolling for spiders

If every Spider Sorcerer casts Summon Spider Sorcerer you are going to be living on Planet Of The Spider Sorcerers in no time at all.

It'd have to be a fairly low chance, that or use a spider's natural enemy. Fire.

and now the thread is infested with spiders.

oh and lets give them space travel.

Summon Von Neumann Spider Sorcerer.

Now the universe has a problem.

>Fire.


which needs oxygen, but there's no oxygen any more, just spider sorcerers

>implying the universe isn't a single thread among many woven by the eldritch spider god
It's like you don't even know about Web Theory.

I'll bet at least one person in this thread is actually a spider and we'll never know.

Don't be ridiculous; spiders can't post on Veeky Forums, and even if we could, wouldn't, because there's more important things to do, like sucking the juices out of moths.

Ah, so they've already fallen into the illusion.

A smaller treasure chest, which in turns contains an even smaller chest. And so forth.

A rusted spoon

A shitty thread.

Teeth. The chest is a mimic. ;^)

Great contribution

But not just any Mimic. It's a Mimic Mimic. Undistinguishable from a garden-variety Mimic right up until it strikes.

A crusty used vibrator that smells of wet spoiled cheese

Stop trying to give your vibrator away, nobody wants that shit