Stat him with your favorite system

Stat him with your favorite system

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I'd have to know which translation he prefers first.

UNDERRATED

15 STR
8 DEX
10 CON
13 INT
12 WIS
14 CHA
16 AC

Level 3 Paladin, duelist fighting style

Proficient in Religion and Perception

Is he a proper catholic or a filthy protestant?

Probably the latter. Catholics aren't really into that Kirk Cameron tv evangelism crap.

dirty ripoff/10

Bible: 20
Man: Yes.

Fuck why did I have so many of these on vhs when I was younger
My family isn't even religious

...

Only good bible game.

BIBLE POWER!

int: 7

Probably one of those retarded Christian cults all around the states

Brand Davidian.

Branch*

i had his action figure, it was pretty fucking cool actually.

please stat the following magic items for me, they probably aren't level appropriate since y'know... GOD gave them to him.

-the sword of the spirit
-helmet of salvation
-the breastplate of Righteousness

apparently this dude also had
the belt of truth, the shield of faith & the gospel of peace (boots)

Should've been given the boots of water walking.

You were probably poor and your parents saw them in the bargain bin of the thrift shop

i dunno but all of the later stuff outsold vegitails. for a long time it was bad but not that bad

Size/Type: Large Magical Beast
Hit Dice: 5d10+25 (52 hp)
Initiative: +1
Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)
Armor Class: 15 (-1 size, +1 Dex, +5 natural), touch 10, flat-footed 14
Base Attack/Grapple: +5/+14
Attack: Claw +9 melee (1d6+5)
Full Attack: 2 claws +9 melee (1d6+5) and bite +4 melee (1d8+2)
Space/Reach: 10 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Improved grab
Special Qualities: Scent
Saves: Fort +9, Ref +5, Will +2
Abilities: Str 21, Dex 12, Con 21, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 10
Skills: Listen +8, Spot +8
Feats: Alertness, Track
Environment: Temperate forests
Organization: Solitary, pair, or pack (3-8)
Challenge Rating: 4
Treasure: None
Alignment: Always neutral
Advancement: 6-8 HD (Large); 9-15 HD (Huge)

You forgot the Girded Loincloth of Truth

Such a shame the 'Muricans are mostly Protestant so we gat shit like Bibleman. Imagine what kinds of crazy video games we could get if they were Catholic instead.

>The Passion of St. Michael
>Crusader Fun Time with Saint Louis
>Jeanne d'Arc Pro Boxing

Cr 0 commoner with breastplace
It so happen my setting has no gods so he would be powerless

>implying you need gods for GREAT JUSTICE
>betaraybill.jpg

Yeah but racists, who want to beat up people for no reason are locked up and then...hanged

Is this the thread where I can tip my fedora?

No you filthy heathen you count rosary beads not tip fadoras. Who told you could wear you hat during mass?

>fights literal embodiments of sin
>most of who are also white
>racist
Pls try harder when you bait senpai

That's getting a tad old, user.

If only I had time to stat him in the HERO system...

youtube.com/watch?v=5Bd7A54t3QI

i mean if there are no gods but magical items then he is still a CR 0 commoner with like... a dozen magic items.

I meant the bible you silly user

holy shit thank you user

There is neither Jew nor Gentile, neither slave nor free, nor is there male and female, for you are all one in Christ Jesus.
-Galatians 3:28

The bible is literally the reason western culture rejects racism.

:)

Pace RPG
Bible: 5 Man: 2

>The bible is literally the reason western culture rejects racism.
True. But of course racists have also used it to justify not only racism but also, unbelievably, antisemitism:

>in the name of the Jewish guy born in Israel we hate Jews

Meth heads, man. Not even once.

Alcoholism/10

Preeety sure he's from one of those "Catholics aren't REAL Christians!" denominations.

NASB of course. The only acceptable translation.

>Not KJV master race

Any deviation from his original system is BLASPHEMY!

>not Synodal Bible
it's like you think the Hebrew scriptures outside of the Septaugint even matter.
Go Orthodox or go home.

>Forgivness 4

I better not fuck up then

Never seen this pic of Jeannu before. Gotta give the maker props. This shit is hilarious.

Idiocy. But of course youre one of those "smart atheists" who have "read the bible" and have a "strong understanding of the material"

>He didn't even say anything anti-religious, just mentioned hypocrites.

Shhhh, don't worry, your parents will pick you up from Sunday school soon.

>M 6"
>WS 2+
>BS 3+
>S 5
>T 8
>W 3
>A 4
>Ld 11
>Sv 2+

How many points would he be, though? 777?

>Go Orthodox AND come home

Haven't watched the series, not sure about correctness of this.

Str 3
Dex 0
Int 0
Cha 1

Meelee 0
Brawling 2
Ranged 0
Defense 2

Priest 2
Merchant 2
Warlord 0
Noble 0

Lifeblood 13

+ Attractive, Rich, Expert, Intimidating, Resistant to magic
- City dweller, Distrust of wizards, Cravings (faith), Xenophobe

Full plate legendary armor

This made me imagine an owlbear in a purple armor fighting for faith and giving out angry owlbear noises in the process. Then he gets famous as a zealous paladin Mr Owlbearington.

>new age sex bible
doesnt sound very christian to me

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