Round 2

It is actually a bestiary book.

Awww shucks, ya fooled me user.
I thought it was monster hunter porn

apologies
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Im more disappointed that this didn't feature the girls in OP's pic than I am that you didn't just give me sauce.

Which ones like shy nerdy fat wizards that stench of cheese? I'd join their adventuring party to have money to spend on my collection of rare figures made by eastern elves.

The knight. The amazon has no need for weak genes, and the knight would be glad to have a nerdy wizard companion to tell her how to fight magical creatures and evil sorcerers, solve riddles and interpret prophecies.

Both are no match for Big Orc Cock

>not taking an amazon out of the wild and teaching her the ways of nobility and knightly chivalry

I hope you country gets invaded by the Ork king.

Just for the sake of comparison, here's an example of ladyknight.

Not depicted - the orc cock she will choke on in a minute.

Snuggly maids

I thought they were eaten/raped by some manticore like being.

Nah, Tunnel Worm

Lady Knights.

Oh, yes, the tunnel worm. The worm that lives in a tunnel and rapes/eats women. The same worm that shares a name with a penis. That worm, the tunnel worm.

Cyber and chinese a best

Ladyknights are irrealism taken seriously
Amazons are an all time classical joke

I mean, it's gotta be death by suu snu right? Amazons.

They come as a bonus if you choose ladyknight.

unlikely since maids are real desu

>The underwear goes over the chap-pants
Why?

>Ladyknights will kiss your hand and formally express interest in getting to know you better
>Amazons will steal you away in the middle of the night

>Ladyknights will recite handwritten poetry to you with subtle sexual implications between the lines
>Amazons will grunt at you lustfully

>Ladyknights are educated in various civilized languages
>Amazons only speak barbaric gobbledygook

>Ladyknights will protect you from robbers and bandits
>Amazons will watch the robbers and bandits beat you up, then call you weak for getting your shit pushed in

>Ladyknights will stargaze with you on a cool summer's eve and tell you about the constellations and their names
>Amazons will rape you under the starlit skies, ignorant of the great spectacle above

>Ladyknights will hold your hand with interlocked fingers, gently teasing you for having soft 'civil servant' hands
>Amazons will crush your hands during brutal rape

>Ladyknights are well aware of their moral obligation towards the weak and unfortunate, taking her duty to protect and charity very seriously
>Amazons divided the world into those who fight and those who feed the ones that fight. Guess what category you belong in.

>Ladyknights will propose to you, promising to make you happy
>Amazons will ride you 30 times a day, promising to kill you if you can't keep it up

Gee, I wonder...

Wouldn't a ladyknight just be some asshole noble born into a higher station in life and too busy turning her nose up at filthy peasant trash to give a shit about them when she's not robbing them?
I mean unless we're going with the idealized form of them in which case aren't idealized amazons even better since they'd be a good and proud warrior people who drop the pretenses of modern civility to instead live closer to how humans should live?

Fair enough, though I still wouldn't be into dropping civilization. I guess it could work if amazons regularly come to nearby cities to trade and have fun with their boyfriends? It could be some sort of "living apart together" arrangement. Until they decide to start a family, meaning either the amazon has to move into the city or her merchant/civil servant/laborer/trader boyfriend has to come live with the savages. I guess it could work if her boyfriend is already an outdoorsy type like a hunter or a lumberjack.

>Ladyknights will protect you from robbers and bandits
>Amazons will watch the robbers and bandits beat you up, then call you weak for getting your shit pushed in
You sold me on amazons this very moment. They want you to grow, not to pamper you.

This answer is incredibely retarded regardless of wether one believes in ladyknights being real. Just wanted to point this out.

Here, better scale.

Also Military a best, preferably with red hair.

This, tee bee queue aytch.

knights, a least in the early middle ages where usually peasants elevated into a position of power by nobles in order for them to keep a standing fighting force instead of having a army of undisciplined peasants. So while some might have some unearned sense of superiority, they still hail from he filthy peasantry after all, I don't think the majority would.

From like 5 years of being on the drawthreads I've seen ladyknight requesters exhibit a consistently higher level of poorfag entitlement and the amazon requesters have been almost universally nicer. Amazonners are way less picky, while ladyknighters will throw an autistic little poorfag shitfit and re-request dozens of times if you don't live up to their selfish standards, and two dozen times if you improve on their pile of hot garbage. Amazon reqs have generally been less shitty about their waifuing as well, and won't bitch about someone borrowing ideas from them for their own characters, while Lk reqs will bitch about being copied while ignoring how cookie-cutter and derivative their OC is to begin with. Amazon reqs just in general are more gracious people, and by association I have to side with them. Not to mention Amazon reqs don't start whipping out their pseudointellect if you draw one with a helmet, while the fucking snowflake REE that comes out of a helmeted fill for a LK brings out their inner sophist who will go to great lengths to explain why someone would walk around in full plate like it's their day-to-day attire but never wear a helmet 'cuz muh commander', despite the fact that visors were invented for that very reason. If they stopped being such niggardly hypocrites, and, heaven forbid, actually decided to pay for the shit they cared and tarded out so much over, I would change my mind. But that just won't happen because these people are literally the opposite of knightly virtues.

I can't think of one amazon that's reached shitpost meme status while on the otherhand mentioning 'Charlotte' will kick off a cat 5 shitstorm because it was just that fucking hateable and spammed.

Charlotte should be omitted from your analysis as a blatantly obvious outlier.

If we take the Amazons as being a distinct "all their children are daughters" race then the only correct answer is Amazon Ladyknight.

Near seven foot tall, clad in a steel, shield like a fortress wall in one hand and an axe that lesser fools would struggle to lift in the other.

She is called in when a seige weapon is needed but the ground makes it impractical. She can beat an orc warlord to death with his own champion but she is also learned in the ways of the nobility and canmingle with high society in the most polite way. She can recite poetry in several languages and is word perfect in the holy scripture of her people.

She will make you wait until the wedding night. Which is good, you need to train or you won't survive.

Stop making this worthless fucking thread you dumb cunt.

There were amazon deliveries in the drawthread?

What is this Charlotte cat 5 shitstorm and do you have links?

Man, this makes me feel kinda sad for some poor amazon watching the man of her dreams get swept off his feet by a some smooth, refined ladyknight.

>W-well I can write poetry too
>Why is he laughing
>Oh goddess why did I punch him

Or vice versa, maybe.

>Spend weeks on my poems
>Finally get up the nerve to recite one to him
>Get immediately overshadowed by some amazon bitch’s party trick where she crushes something with her thighs

Well you've convinced me. Im now officially voting for team Lady-knight.

See the issue is your considering the far sides of a very large bell curve, one side being a brute and the other an empress. I'm on team Lady-Knight, because somewhere closer to the center is a hard working yet educated women just trying to make life better for the people under her command. And thats the type of Lady Knight I can get behind/under.

>tee bee queue aytch
You just blow in from stupid town?

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Same thread, filled with the same people I hate, with the same shit arguments. What glorious day, Lady knights for the win!

The knight would certainly be a good choice. You can call her m'lady and protect her from following the false path of paladins, worshipping nonexistent gods. Nice wizard could also shield her from the bad influence of thot sorceresses and help her remain pure and marriageable.

>That filename

I need to know what anime this is from. For science.

desu and tbhq are disliked by the Veeky Forums overlords.

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>Amazons divided the world into those who fight and those who feed the ones that fight. Guess what category you belong in.
The one that feeds her with thick loads of protein intakes straight from the tap?

Kronk, get off Veeky Forums.

>Still remembers that one quest in ESO about a tailor trying to escape his Ladyknight wife.

He didn't.

Amazons in space? Im down for that.

Any female fighter that can compete with a male fighter is unrealistic, but its fantasy so it doesn't matter.

If a female fighter is going to exist, out of these two options, she might as well be hot and wear few clothes. Because both of these options are expressions of sexual fantasies.

Liking scantily clad women is an expression of healthy and normal male sexuality, there's not really much going on here or much that you need to explain. Wheras secretly wishing that a woman would come along and adopt masculine roles and mannerisms because you're too afraid to do so yourself is an expression of some kind of deep-rooted sexual pathology that is not normal or healthy because its very rare that you're going to find an outlet for it in real life.

Its fantasy, you can have whichever you want, I'm not against having your catered for. But clearly ladyknights are for incels who are afraid of their own sexually.

Oh, that's it! You just gonna let speak to you like that?! Oh boy, he's goin' down! Mano-el-mano!

>But clearly ladyknights are for incels who are afraid of their own sexually.

You know, or we could just be lesbians.

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what's with the japanese obsession with maids?

Bait thread
Incel who most likely masturbates to cuck porn
No fun allowed faggot
Entitled bitch
The four faggots of Chan

You forgot the fifth one: "Call any thread bait, but still obediently take each and every bait in it".

>You know, or we could just be lesbians.
Amazons still take that cake for me. Ladyknights are for self-inserting, amazons are for flirting.

Obviously we need an odd-couple team

Why is fantasy so obsessed with Redhead women as mages, hunters,etc?

Why are you asking this linking to an unrelated picture?

Redheads protagonists > Fairhaired sluts > Raven-haired background characters

Raven-haired sluts need love too!

I like fierce barbarians. I like noble knights. I'll take both and bring down tyrant after tyrant until the world is ablaze and ripe for me to claim. MWYAAHAHAHA.

When I posted it i kind of thought she was more blond then anything. I think the red your seeing is coming from a fire backlighting the hair.

I like where your heads at, but I disagree.

Ah, I guess I was mistaken

Wait. I thought that was what happened to you if you tried to unbutton the lady knight/amazon's blouse?

Yes. Yes we do.

One’s all about dignity, refinement, honor, grit, and tactics; the other’s about daring, strength, cunning, and the unrestrained enjoyment of life to the fullest measure. Together, they fight... uh... evil wizards or dragons or something.

Amazons, because ladyknights are most likely part of a hierarchical religious organization and an imperialistic kingdom, whereas amazons are in tune with their individual physical and spiritual desires and abilities.

Together they have to rescue a mutual love interest? From Wizards and/or witches?

>falling for propaganda so easily
I guess that's why Amazons aren't keen on giving guys the privilege of choice.

>marriage to an entitled minor noble that your parents arranged to climb a tiny step of the social ladder vs. old custom of symbolic kidnapping after years of secret dating while adventuring in the steppes

>no fun allowed sexual life vs. unbridled passion

>sunday mass vs. fertility festivals

>poetry with subtle implications vs. hymns to gods of lust

>idle stargazing vs. learning real astrology from the priestesses

>gently holding hands vs. training wrestling naked

Sorry, but on the whole even what your describing makes me still want to vote team Lady-Knight. my personal fantasy involves my lover to treating me gently, and funding my hospital and/or orphanage projects.

>”What are you doing here?”
>”I’m rescuing my betrothed. What are YOU doing here?”
>”Those fuckers stole my favorite toy. I’m taking him back.”

Could work.

Ease of removal, duh.

What is in the deluxe punishment bag?

>primal warriors that developed a unique culture due to divergent biology
>uppity dykes who just want to play man even though it's not their place within their culture, nor is it within their abilities

Amazons >>>> Ladyknights

Impossible choice. Unfortunately, either can be honorfags, but at least the lady knight is likely to care about justice and charity rather than just shedding blood. On the other hand, the amazon is almost certainly more free spirited, and hotter too.

The real answer though, is combat android waifu.

>"Ok, Victoria? Zarthla the Destroyer? I need you to stop murdering my professors and chill the fuck out please."

the virgin ladyknight vs the chad amazon

This. Amazonian Ladyknight. The strengths of both, weaknesses of neither.

Just think about all that sexual frustration that she's got pent up though. All of that saved for your wedding night.

Request her in the drawthread unironically sometime and find out.

>Which is good, you need to train or you won't survive.
If she's all chaste and shit, you won't. She'll just lie there and you do your business and fall asleep. Still a pretty good deal.

You really, really, REALLY don't want to know.

>Fairhaired sluts
Blondes are pure.

he doesn't know

Amazon, always, ALWAYS amazon

>And the sauce is rather unsavory.
You have to be at least 18 to post on this site user

>>Amazons will ride you 30 times a day, promising to kill you if you can't keep it up
That's really hot though

>She will make you wait until the wedding night. Which is good, you need to train or you won't survive.
It's the last, and hardest test for one who wants to marry her, she may love and adore you but she won't hold back, not for your first night, not for any night hereafter. Just the fact that you made it that far means you're worthy in her eyes of being her husband and if you fail she'll mourn your loss but respect your memory but you knew the risks going in and there are worse ways to leave this world than one night of painful ecstasy

You're not her first husband, but with any luck you'll be the first to survive consummating your marriage

>Amazon embarrassed and pissed that her attempts to demonstrate a softer side keep getting shown up by Ladyknight
>Ladyknight increasingly frustrated that Amazon's raw strength and aggressive sexuality keep leaving the man she's courting distracted and flustered
>Two of them start competing, doing their best to prove how much more alluring they are than the other
>Eventually it stops being about the guy, each wanting to show that bitch up even as they come to admire their opponent on some level
>Comes to a head one day, the two of them break otu into a screaming match that ends up with them wrestling on the ground, tearing at each other's clothes, the amazon's raw skill kept in check by the better training of the Ladyknight
>Somehow between the rush of adrenaline as each tries to pin the other and force her to submit and the feel of their half naked, sweaty bodies grinding against one another their lips meet and the two of them end up hatefucking on the ground, as he watches unsure of what to do
>The talk that next morning ends up very awkward for the three of them

Not quite, though adding a bit extra protein to her meals are perfectly fine, in fact judging by her leering face as she watches you jack off into her stew, she encourages it. Keep in mind not to do it too much, you're not going to get any sleep tonight until she's satisfied herself milking every drop of your seed she wants, and she's not stopping if you're too spent to keep up

Got inspired to do a bit more writing