Warhammer 40.000 General /40kg/

But GKs don't use bikes silly anime user

Stop posting this thing and keep it locked up in your basement so it doesn't suffer the outside world.

That would look better without the massive spear head

they will look shit

I'm going to stop you unless you replace the aquilas with scary cyberbabies

MOTHER LEAVE ME ALONE, I'M WORKING TO CRUSH THE LOYAL DOGS OF THE EMPEROR!

>But GKs don't use bikes silly anime user
Well /mydudes/ do.
Because I want Knights on HorseBikeback with big shiny lances.

Not so fast. Those are Custodes.
WYSIWIG ONLY.
FINAL DESTINATION.

they look so overdesigned and kitschy.
Like Trump's appartment.

no, I love it

GK suck ass.
>grey knights are an elite army
>tabled turn 3

>Sir Schlomo Shekelberg was the most thrifty of his household, often going to great lengths to preserve his wealth

Hopefully it's an optional upgrade.

The design process starts three years in advance tho

Better than most that get tabled turn 1 or 2.

Top tier taste. Based american president knows how to decorate.
Custodes confirmed for most aesthetic faction.

Should be an easy conversion to replace it

Well, they are the Emperor's fucking bodyguard, wielding the best gear the Imperium can provide.

Plastic Sisters confirmed for 2021?

>thinking his meme sub-faction army matters
lmao @ you my dudes.

What is the fucking appeal of models like these
You rock up with these and you're just gonna look like a weirdo

>be Grey Knight
>lose at turn 1
>Daemons even get a rule to resurrect themselves if they get killed by a GK unit
JUST

They should decide whether they want a jousting lance or a spear.
Spear would be ok, without this handle that looks retarded af

Obviously they've designed new model lines for every faction 3 years ago and most voted (Custodes) got released because of the poll. It is only the most rational explanation.

>rock up
Britfag please kill urself

Guise why can't I stop painting things green?

>Play orks, spend ages getting the perfect fungus green
>Start Tau, initially want to do white but end up doing army green
>Pick up death guard half of dark Imperium for shits and giggles, decide I'll do it off-white
>Off-white DG literally looks like an old toilet bowl if painted right. Decide to do green instead
>Get daemons of nurgle for Christmas. Decide they might look good in pale flesh, but it's not nurgley. Can't not make them green

Somebody help please

Empire of milliards of planets and they couldnt find a one good stylish armour designer?
They had to oversaturate it with goady shit?

Warhammer is a british game you mongoloid

Stay strong brother, stay strong for the Emperor

People who get these live in their own magical realm so for them it is absolutely fine.

And it's absolutely fucking terrible. Just like your teeth lol

>Off-white DG literally looks like an old toilet bowl
but thats perfect for death guard
>Get daemons of nurgle for Christmas. Decide they might look good in pale flesh, but it's not nurgley. Can't not make them green
Look at John Blanche's artwork

If you want people to take your opinion seriously, it helps if you can spell.

>imperator rex

But king is lower than emperor, what kind of heresy is that?

Go shartinmart you colossal Amerifat.

Shut the fuck up. 40k is only thing in the world that I still enjoy and you are a worthless cunt. Kill yourself, human filth.

Whiter than you Mohammed

The lance is one of the best parts

For me? To trigger autistic fucks.
I get to play and annoy triggered special snowflakes

>everybody I don't like is American
I'd be upset too if toothbrushes were illegal in my country :^)

We a remind you that it was CONFIRMED.

Lorgarfags eat your hearts out

>Finally decide what weapons to slap on my melee Deathwatch
>for a handful more points I could just bring some fucking Custodians that would blow them out of the water in melee
Fucking WHY are Deathwatch so shiet

Im buying Custodes.
Im making an army of them.
The HQ will be blonde and be name Trump.
And you cannot stop me.

>Mistaking England for London

We don't associate with those fags, not like Tyrone associates with your Mum. Get ready for your new half-chocolate Ameriblack brother.

>Whiter than you Mohammed

Then stop being a fucking loser haha.

>tfw I spent so much time on Veeky Forums I actually say Be'lacuck IRL when talking with friends
This board is hurting me.

What is this supposed to confirm?

That he still exists? Is that really a shock?

Caveman find pc
Caveman make post
Me ooga
You booga
Ooga booga

...

I don't have power over you and your bad taste.
I'm just sad because both GW and FW adaptations of Custodes are pretty bad and dont really capture the spirit of the original drawings.

I stopped going here for a while and all it did was improve my quality of life

CAVEMAN BUYS SIXTY BILLION CUSTODES
CAVEMAN TAKE HUGE SHIT ON XENOFAGS

I know you're baiting but I have no idea how anyone could look at that apartment and think that. It is ugly as shit, just like the Custodes

Its okay pal, maybe one day you'll get some good taste

Be’lacuck is a much better name.

Just like Gay Nights or Cuck Templars
Part of the charm of playing 40k, making fun of the silly names

>but thats perfect for death guard
Yes it is but it makes me grimace every time I look at it and imagine the smell of cleaning an old toilet up close lol

Literally nothing wrong with the Custodes range

I'm not your pal, senpai.

Not as shiat as daemons

How hard would an army of only tyranid warriors and carinfexes get destroyed?

Look at the leftmost pillar haha what the fuck

just completely hanging over the fucking edge

>As an opportunist, Be'lakor has been sighted fighting alongside the Daemon legions of each of the gods since the opening of the Great Rift. He has pledged aid for several renegade Chapters, even fighting in the company of Abaddon the Despoiler and his Black Legion. Exactly what his winding plots seek to achieve is like so much about the shadowy Daemon Prince, unknown

Hmm....what is Be'lakor's end game?

>thinking Britfags care about the badteeth meme
Come on guys, if it actually bothered us then we'd obsessive-compulsively brush/floss eight times a day like you fags. Stop projecting your insecurities

So I'm looking to start a demon army with the new codex.

Right now I'm looking at:

90ish Plague Bearers w/Command
2 Demon Princes
2 Heralds
1 Spoilpox Scrivener
Epideimus
6ish Nurgle Obliterators

The idea is to play a tally list - use the Oblits to generate tally early so that the PBears become more effective hammers as the game goes on.

But user, buying them makes you a special snowflake?
Is your plan just to trigger yourself? If so that's fucking genius.

Just being here and feel included like Yamcha.

Read the first paragraph.

This is the same thought process of some one that hates big tits.

You are just mad because you are poor. If you had better taste and weren't such a pathetic poorfag you'd understand.

>blurry fucking tiny picture
How am I supposed to read that shit? Why dont you post it mister perfect eyesight.

Use the photoshop sharpen tool.

To feel loved, but everyone hates him. Only other sociopathic rejects can find him interesting (ie. ADB)

Thats way too blurred to read.

how are custodes now compared to assault terminators?

I'd try to fit in GUO to go with plague bearers for morale boost. Probably drop a prince or even both to do that since you'd get rerolls quick with epidemius. Thinking of doing something similar also. That whole new Nurgle daemon line looks super sweet.

Everyone keeps forcing this CONFIRMED meme but I haven't seen a single person step up when asked exactly what it confirms other than belakor being in 8th.

Why does it btfo lorgar specifically?

So is he basically a soft-reboot of Malal?

Damn nurglings ate a number.

I'm not sold on the GUO - he's a huge easily targetable unit that I feel like is going to get blasted down quickly.

>Why does it btfo lorgar specifically?

What does Be'lakor and Lorgar have (had) in common?

They are both failures?
They both crave the love of their daddy only to be constatly shit on?
They are the worst and monst incompetent of respectively daemon princes and primarchs?

Bro, we brush 1 - 2 times a day and floss like once a week. You guys have no excuses for the trainwreck that is your teeth.

All I need to know is are the custodes true scale like primaris or stumpy.

I took a break from the game for 7 years and I've never read up much on lorgar until recently.

They're both servants/proponents of undivided by nature?

You know thats not a thing anymore right? When I went over there they had the same teeth as us

This amount of fluoride per day explains your low IQ.

Stumpy.

They Custodes minis are a little bit taller than regular marines. If they were true scale they would be Primarch size.

This user is asking the real questions

Soon americans will bully people without bleached anuses.