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If /cyoag/ was a person. What would it look like?

A penguin.

wait isn't there another tread already?

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Probably like a Chad, but his room would be NEET central and filled with shit you could get arrested for.

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A bratty little girl

Overweight and unwashed, with schizophrenic tendencies

OC

This, and these are two of the more prominent voices in their head.

Re post my build.

Verinia and Joy
Veroina for her AoE and her pre battle magic.
Summer and winter solstice, how long is this going to take?
And Joy for her duplication magic its really good, Slow down perception is good too but her solar shot is not so good.

So this is a ambush, cast nightmare magic during the morning lead her (or them) to a quiet area and then shot her with the first solar shot of the day and hit her with the mine shot and if it don't work fall back to the next morning than rinse and repeat.

Veronia and Freya.

As mentioned before, Veronia essentially doubles up on the preparation magic, and can subvert anyone scared of her.
Freya would be easy to avoid, but she's also the strongest, has the best item, and is (probably) the least delusional and off-putting.
We'd fight mostly by holing up - put runes on ice shards that get stockpiled and launched at aggressors, nullify Linda's projectiles by using skeletons as "meat" shields, etc.

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Anyone have the Google Drive link for PPP+? The pastebin one is outdated.

Also, Lamincha and Ire are D’s wife and daughter, correct?

drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B8wEYNxDPxzdR1M3M2pqdEVFM00

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And bread box.

Lamincha and Ire are D's daughterus. D's wife is Eclipse.

I feel like your choice in these is largely irrelevant as it's kind of a crapshoot as to whether your chosen sorceress successfully conceals/defends you from all the others.

...what page is Eclipse on? I don’t remember Eclipse

>Pick the Starship
>Explore the depths of our universe in search of intelligent life. Discover and master sciences that may as well be magic.
>Borg myself out with cybernetic enhancements to become a regenerative, immortal god-being with remote duplicates of my mind and memories planted in seed locations that I can transfer my conciousness to vis-a-vis 40k bullshit tech.
>Maybe absorb eldar wraithbone and 'nid biotech, but I'll probably find even crazier shit in real space.
>Either way, become a trans-human psionic space-wizard roaming the cosmos, discovering new life and civilizations, spreading knowledge and helping those in need until I can sit back and watch the stars die out only to use by billions of years of accumulated tech and science to make a brand-new universe from the ashes of the old.

>Will have seen cosmic beauties which are beyond imagination and known a billion lovers across a billion life-times, remembering every single one loved and lost with a bittersweet fondness that will keep me grounded in my humanity, forging their names into the stuff of stars, fleeting and yet beautiful as they were.

Best decision.

Ty user

>still no Ghost moves

>Cornbread is a white girl
>TFW no qt asian Baozi/Anpan waifu
>TFW No Baguette waifu with secret penis

Requesting Stardust.

A horrible Frankenstien's monster of fetishes

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Had to find it. Page 19 right under Smert.

She and D used to be husbando and waifu until he sperged about making people dreams come true and disappeared on her.

Oh shit, thanks, missed that bit. Maybe not missed so much as completely forgot by the time I got to D. Well, there goes my plan to keep Lamincha off my dick.

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>Keeping waifus off your dick.
Unless its Pasille you shouldn't do that.

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>Pasille
Here.

Thank you!

Lamincha is the daughter of two Emperor’s, displaying the same powers as the man who puts the world to sleep. She notably is the jealous type and a little bit fucked in the head. I have faith in my ability to deal with this, but I’m gonna say sleeping around is a no-go at first.

As for Pasille, I still wonder if cutting a deal with Arios to knock her up and be done with it might be a viable route

>wanting to keep Pallas’ of your dick
Never

Name: Shadole
Gender: Male
Origin: Meteorite City
>Combat Veteran, Survivalist
I know how to scrap with 'em, and I know how to live off of what the world gives me, allowing me a good degree of independence.

Spirit Name: Lynched
Spirit Gender: Female
Spirit Form: Humanoid
Personality: Calm
Looks like the corpse of a woman who was hanged from a tree; still wears the noose around her neck as a sort of 'tie'. Is pretty calm for something that is, honestly, quite terrifying to behold.
>Offensive
Full tilt. Never give them an inch, just keep pushing them until they falter.
>Lightning
This compliments my martial arts; a stunned enemy is easy to coup de grace, and the rapid strikes works well to offset my slower, more powerful blows.
>Manifestation
You won't like it when the dead-girl is angry.
>Courage, Resistance, Vampirism
It's hard to take me down; my spirit won't let me die. And as I said before, you won't like it when Lynched gets angry.
>Opheris/Laevihan
We're from the same place, so it's easy to say we fled together. That she is a support class helps me a lot, given my offensive nature.

I am the bone of my sword.
I am the Pallas' of my dick.

Lord why is she so good!

>Forge
Unpleasant food will nourish me and prepare me for the hard times ahead. The high quality weapons and armor will help me in my fight.
>Warrior/Knight
Makes sense for my beginning area, that I become skilled enough to actually make use of the armor and weapons laying about.
>House (The Forge), Map
It was a toss up between the home and bonfires, but ultimately, I've decided that a stable base of operations will be helpful for me. The map will help keep me from getting lost.
>Anchorites, Faeries
Healing is nice, and the magic items I gather in the Forge should net me plenty of money... and are also great gifts to give to the Fae when I need to crash at one of their places for a bit.
>Knights
Probably the easiest of the enemies for me to face head on, given my build.

There is no deal making with yanderes user. Plus you have to take responsibility for knocking Pasille up. Don't be a hero.

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This is my first CYOA. Made it to shitpost when some user was being a sperg. Hope it's a little amusing. I'm planning on making a real CYOA next, after lurking around the board and getting inspired.

>Freya
>Linda
They seem to work perfectly fine together and their projectiles will subdue the others easily altough i might need to find a way to move her tree to somewhere more nicer

Box.

Responding to a Post - MYSTERY BOX

Good choice user. You're making this thread a better place.

But its not a mystery!

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But I have to be a Hero, it has all the best Ideal bonuses

I'am totally satisfied with my choice.

yeah yeah i forgot to check the spoiler box. Realized it as I hit post. Ah well. It's not really meant to be super serious, it's a shitpost CYOA

Quality content, 8/10

>Plus you have to take responsibility for knocking Pasille up
Yes now we talking!

>The Imperial Thrones made it illegal sell drawn porn of the Emperors/Empresses.
What is this autism? Who the fuck would care about fake drawings of sex?

T-thanks. I'll try and actually put some effort into the next one.

>Implying it was not a ploy so they draw more porn out of spite

There are two modes in PP
>Sex with anything, especially family
>No sex at all, doesn’t even exist

What are you talking about?

In one of the Ragnarok companions profiles it mentions that there is an illegal market for artist to sell porn pictures of the Emperors/Empresses and you can make a lot of money that way.

>Sex with anything, especially family
Yeah that how you play right?
Will I do it that way!

I mean, the last Hero dicked everyone (except Pasille) and got away with it. Of course, since he did that, now everybody is wary of you doing the same. Maybe if you’re cautious enough not to leave a legion of bastards like he did you’ll be fine, as they seem less concerned about the dicking itself.

Come to think of it, speaking purely from my dick’s perspective, a lot of these girls are cute and waifish. Not many titty monsters to be seen. I suppose I’ll seek out whomever is based on Miltank. I know she’s out there somewhere.

>The year of our lord 2010+10-2
>Still liking titty monsters

>except Pasille
Hs loss my gain!
>legion of bastard
No I will recognize my child!

someone post guardian spirit please

>Not liking titty monsters in the current year
What kind of monster are you?

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>He got away with it.
Child soldiers isn't cool, user. The previous Hero was a jerk.

>Wanting a titty monster.
You havesome tittiess in the Imperial Thrones. Amew must have a rack on her since she's a mother, Pasille has a nice pair,.

Did zbg actually make this?
I only saw it after Spirits came out and it seems like something a shitposter would make.

the adventure

That was a teaser he uploaded, yes.

>zbdactually make this?
yes, he made all of it.

brioche

yes I inspired him with this

making memeteasers like this is fun, you should try it

>pick your boss
who?

Me

>this cyoa
user, can we just talk about this? No one has to get hurt!

Nice to meet you Mrs. Me.

The pleasure is mine

Pirate OC from last thread. Along with some changes. If everything looks good, I will try to figure out how to move it to fewer pages.
Feel free to post your builds, I actually like reading them.

Raised Trimere and reworded to not include hull reinforcement enchant.
changed skeleton crew to not include boons
Air/submersible changed to reflect loss of sails.
Thrusters changed for Air/submersible
Raised resist weakness
Changed Clockwork Robot Racial Boon to no longer include agelessness
harem description to clarify need for both sexes and multiple purchases.
Misc grammar issues

wow rude

If I guess what you want to talk about, you'll have to do the thing spoilered below, do you agree? . I'm guessing you want to talk about... pic related.

jk lol

and mine

2/8

Reminder that cynthia is best girl

3/8

4/8

anyone got magic pencil saved?

5/8

>dog-girl-mad-scientist
Does she do anal and will she have my children?

>pic related
Why did you remind me. I always feel forced to take that option, simply to save them from each other. There’s a real chance of a bad end, but I think I could pull it off. Besides, the research could have some real potential if they’d stop being irresponsible.

6/8

>ZBG is based as fuck.

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not both at the same time, she's a dog girl, not a lizard girl

7/8

She sounds like a good girl!

8/8

Post the whole thing, we have new people lurking about and they need to know what this thread is really about

people actually complained about this shit?