Warhammer 40000 General /40kg/

First for orks

Ultramarines ships were white.

>depends on what you want really

>sober
Paint now, you'll never get this motivated, unless you have alcoholic poisoning you're good to go

>i2

I'm putting girl heads on my Imperial Fists and you can't stop me

Yes I can

Nah I'm GtG tomorrow morning. I'll post results.

Why is the Phalanx so much better than the Rock?

What's you favorite 40k faction? Space marines, evil marines, secretive marines, bloodthirsty marines, viking marines, alien hunting marines, slimy marines, magic marines, dusty magic marines, super marines, golden super marines, or other?

fuk.

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my favorite faction is the fuck off you butthurt npc faction

Hey guise 'member?
>I 'member.

what book is that?

>no vampire marines

LOUD MARINES

White Dwarf 300

Custodes were in the Indexes tho

don't wanna be that guy but custodes WERE in the index so....

I mean if they look like shit ill just kindly turn down games with you

Good thing I covered my ass by adding "if".

Daily remainder that we aren't warmasgit and you can paint your dudes however the fuck you want

Salamanders

depends if Codex custard really counts as a new faction It doesn't
Still wish T''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''au, Orks or Necrons got a book first though

user, I had the exact same idea. Shame about it, but maybe some day

>ask for plastic sister
>receive AdMech
>ask for plastic sisters
>receive GSC
>ask for plastic sisters
>receive Custodes

Makes you wonder what we'll get next

Because it beated the fuck out of a black fortress, that's why

>warmasgit
who and/or what is that?

Bigot

Sticks and stones can break my bones but words will never hurt me.

>implying you'll actually do it
>implying you wont chicken out like he cuck you are
>implying you'll actually post progress on your Dorn-Waifu's
Lets be real here, user. I dont really need to stop you.

Squats or felinids

Possibly Warmachine/Hordesl

>bike squads are no longer available

?

>that sister

Thinking about some Inceptors for the ol blood angels? They any good?

Also if i give them the welder masks do i paint a yellow stripe on it or the whole thing yellow?

Sorry I meant Warmashit, warmachine because they go full apeshit if you don't use the official colour schemes for each faction

Nigger you better fucking screencap this post I'm going to make the bitchinest girliest IF captain you've ever seen.

Yeah, It's legitimately idiotic.l

>That pict
Sisters of battle do not allow mutants into their ranks

When I played warmahordes (admitedly this was a long time ago) people diddn't give a crap about the scheme, if they even bothered to paint their stuff.

Dusty magic marines
>he doesn't have a psychic phase

neither do you anymore

We don't need to, you're too weak to carry out this action

Played warmachine quite a lot for a few years, this never happened to anyone.

Warmachine is a shit game now, and some of the players were douchenozzles, but it was never that bad.

>new to playing 40k
>pick adeptus mechanicus because they look neat
>first match in local gamestore
>slaughtered by 'nids
i feel like ive made a horrible mistake

They're being reprinted and repackaged, this has already happened to like 90% of their product range since 8th came out

Nah admech are fine.

Just git gud

>Dusty magic marines
More like loser marines

Good luck proving me wrong, then, cuck.
You better do a good job at though, we dont need another lazy ass job like that one sisters player that keeps posting his ugly excuses of a conversion with his horrible paintjob.

any input?

I still need 2 more boxes of stealers, the shadowsword, and Sentinel.

i already figured out how i fucked up. i deployed way too close to no mans land, let him rush right into my forces without much issue.

Its your first game. Losing is perfectly normal.

Shouldnt a Genestealer Cult only have one Patriarch?
Discard opinion if you're building a competetive list.

Get bip bops and laugh as he's hilariously powerless against machine might

it does only have one patriarch.

Don't expect boob plate or anything stupid. They're still space marines.

Fug my bad, i misread primus as patriarch

t. furfag

Trips demand it happens

Oh, so you're just another lazy one.
Yay.
Not like we need more of those.

I mean, ffs dude. If you're gonna do something as cringy and stupid like turning your entire IF army into waifu's, you might put some fucking effort into it, boobplate, hips and all that shit. If you're gonna make an army of battlewaifus, make a fucking army of battlewaifus.

>hey my army are space marines but i gave them all girl heads because its funny like isnt that so cool XD!!d!
Otherwise its pretty fucking lazy desu.

Do I have enough lascannons in this list?

I'm not the femarine IF user

If I was going to do that then why wouldn't I just play Sisters of Battle you fucking tard? My first post listed my intentions quite clearly.

Who are good allies for Custodes in their current incarnation? I've heard tell of a new Codex soon, but specifically, a long range shooty army with anti-vehicle. Please don't say Guard. Everybody plays Guard.

Considering as of right now Custodes are the unit that you ally in i would wait for the codex.

astra militarum

>hes just going to literally glue girl heads on his models and call it a day
What a faggit.

You cheeky cunt

Admech?

Admech, they give you same same shut guard does. But kinda worse at it, tho.
>cheap spammable troops to get bodies on the table
>long ranged heavy support for anti tank

We have no idea what their book will be like nor how new units.
Like DG, new faction for 8th and we don't know what to expect. Basically new since they were all of one troop before

>tfw I did that for my first attempt at my archon

that's why I fluffed her after that with a dick.

Whats the preferred point value here? Usually I see 1500 but I usually stick to 1000.

Tournaments are usually played at 1850 or 2k

How many*
Don't know their strengths and weaknesses. And what they add to soup

1001

I was thinking AdMech, but some dude in the last thread was saying that it's a bad idea because they rely so much on tanks and big stompy tech abominations.

So the Codex is indeed confirmed for Soon™? Likely after Chaos Demons then?

Why can I only take one thunder hammer?

jesus christ user i'm struggling enough with the necron

Varies. 2k is the standard full game now.
1500 bit smaller. 1000 smallest maybe, while maintaining some balance that is.
But you can use whatever point level.

Yes very soon actually. Next Codex.
Custodes then TS then Tau then Necrons.

Big pimpin'. I'll have to keep an eye out for pre-orders then. Cheers

A small admech force has some pretty nice shooty stuff.

>Likely after Chaos Demons then?

Yeah, Custodes are in February and could easily take up the whole month in releases, maybe thousand sons will be thrown in february too or just before Custodes at the end of Jan.

>Recent rumors push DE from February to April

Since TS will likely just get models ported from AoS, I could see it being a minor release alongside Custodes.

Honestly. DE may be Xenos but it'd be annoying if they did every flavour of Space Elf before other Xenos. Xenos that can't ally.

Are there any good non-gold paint schemes for the Custodes?

T.butthurt transexual son
>MFW
[Laughs in Magnus back being broken in every conceivable alternate timelines at the same time]

Brassy/bronze metals maybe?
You could paint them teal and not gold but don't expect praise.

The thing is. Don't know what Custodes will be weakest at as a faction.