Would you fuck a Land Raider?

If given the option, would you fuck the iconic Space Marine heavy assault tank?

As I identify as an attack helicopter, I would fuck one with my missiles.

lolwut

Is the land raider a good lay? Because the early 6e Night Scythe was a demon in the sheets

What chapter is the land raider from.

Emperor's Children

Are these the sort of questions Fulgrim asked his brothers?

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Do I have to take it out for dinner first, and if so is it a long lasting relationship, or a one-night stand?
Land-raider-chan is mai waifu

You've managed to charm the machine spirits to give you a night of fun, up to you to make it something more if you want.

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Fuck yes.

Crimson Fists

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Back when broadside battle suits weren't shit I regularly fucked land raiders

Only if the Land Raider had big boobs. I normally jet like a fuckfighter.

What book are fuckfighters in?

The landraider is receptive to butt stuff as long as you appease the machine spirit first.

why is this even a question
of course i would fuck that machine spirit 'till it loves me

I would fuck the shit out of it, my hashing algorithms peeling back its wriggling fire walls to deposite my data seed

Would you /not/?

I roll to penetrate

I'd drop my payload into that metal box without a second thought.

yeah

at first i've read that as "how would you fuck up a landraider?"
then I reread
then