Shitty players who you regret ever allowing at the table

>that retarded girlfriend who doesn't play the fucking game but gets assblasted if you stop inviting her
>that retarded boyfriend who keeps inviting shitty girlfriend because he's too cucked to be off his leash for five fucking hours once a week
>that retarded loser who keeps trying to talk to retarded boyfriend's retarded girlfriend even though she's an ugly retarded piece of shit who obviously has no interest in him

One fucking woman joins and the entire group goes directly to shit. I thought women were empowered and self sufficient now, why the fuck are they still mentally on the level of animals and how the fuck could even the most retarded men put up with that shit for more than five fucking seconds?

Fucking. Disgusting.

Description of females willing to sit at a table with you, hmmm. Have you tried bathing?

I always wonder if OP is really the cringey incel that his thread makes him out to be, or if he just enjoys pretending to be a loser who can't get a date.

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I don't see the problem
Does thr girl just sit there and stare at her phone for 5 hours? Why is that a problem?
And does a guy in your group hit on a girl while in the presence of her boyfriend?
That's shitty behavior on his part, but unless it disrupts the game it's not a problem
Women can be shitty, but only as long as the guys allow them to

One, that insult amount to 'hurr you smell!' and two, thats bait

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What, you've never had That Girlfriend in a game before? The one who doesn't pay attention until it's her turn in combat and then asks for the entire situation to be repeated to her? The one who doesn't pay attention until she decides to say or do something lolrandom when the other players are trying to roleplay?

I understand you user I invited my girlfriend to a session one time and guess fucking what

reply to this or your mom will die in her sleep tonight

No
Nobody in my group has a girlfriend, and the only girl is too much of a murderhobo to not pay attention

Every player ever who a friend invited in and I hadn't met but I was assured they were really cool and would love to play and I would like them.

I don't know why people are so incapable of objectively judging what their own friends are like.

Yeah I've had tons of them. Most weren't anyone's girlfriend, though. Or girls at all.

No words have been more false than these: "My friend should play, they're great, you'll see!"

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To anyone about to reply to this faggot

good doggo

Fuck you, eat shit

>all this damage control
jesus christ

Sup OP

Bait or not the scenario you present OP is a shitty one and that makes it all the more important that groups have clear and open communication.

An unfortunate event I have had happen at my table is somebody playing a genuine edgelord thief who gave no shits about the party and expected his follower (an orphan who he had taken on as an apprentice) to remain loyal despite numerous mistreatment. The player had as much self awareness as his character but to be fair we were all in highschool at the time.

Luckily the campaign ended before That Guy could do anything worse.

Hoo boy, lemme tell you
>have a best friend, known him since high school
>want to introduce him and my brother to tabletop because they're both chill dudes
>group is me, my brother, my wife, my friend and his roommate (he's also cool)
>a couple of nights before we meet my friend texts me
>"hey I invited my friend if that's cool, he's chill here's his number etc."
>I have pretty bad social anxiety so I'm already on edge
>okay deep breaths, he's probably fine
>come meeting day
>he shows up, he's super obnoxious, insanely passive aggressive, treats everyone like shit
>he's gay, which I don't mind, but he keeps harassing my friend, making sexual remarks about him, etc
>friend is clearly uncomfortable, brother is iffy around gay people so he's on edge all night
>I can't focus all night because I'm in my own head over this asshole
>my brother never comes back, probably soured his opinion of tabletop forever
I probably should have been composed regardless, but I was really nervous because I was nervous over some stuff that happened in a previous gaming group.

I'm a guy and I don't give a fuck about being great at anything, nor do I feel drawn to "great" people.

Don't reply to trolls, retard.

I don't think that's what damage control means

Feel like literally everyone else is these days, so why not.

Fair enough. I'll have a go at it myself.

>Found the incel.

Thanks doge.
I'll add a magic dog to my setting now

Kek

The irony in this pasta always makes me laugh.

OP has brain damage, is attempting to control it.

I've known people that embody this post completely.

That's called peer pressure. You shouldn't be influenced by the actions of those more popular and outgoing than yourself.

>hey I invited someone to the event YOU put together, that’s cool right?
Why do people do this?

(You)

Do you understand how socializing works?

Yeah, but there’s
Hey can I bring someone else
And
Hey so I just rocked up with someone else

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