Your character just got the drop on somebody

“Think fast!”

JIBUN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

wadu hek

I had almost forgotten

Hark, Villain!

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bazinga

*angry Russian elf noises*

TOOOOOO SUBTLE

Can I AXE you a question?

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FUCK

DADDY HAS THE MILK!

DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT TO TALK ABOUT OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR?!

Hello there

Probably nothing.
Unless it's a Khadoran he's getting the drop on.
Then it's "FUCK YOU AND YOUR EMPRESS!" in Mulgur-Trul.

I PULL OUT MY GUN!

I KICK ARSE FOR THE LORD!

GENERAL KENOBI! ROLL YOUR INITIATIVE, SCUM!

THIS AIN'T THE ARMORY!

THUNDERFLOP!

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Never happened, any proper Khadoran you manage to sneak up on noticed you 10 minutes before and presented you with a target while signalling the widowmakers. None of your kriels are worthy of being dirt on the motherland's shoe, now go home and drink the pain away

Nothing personnel, kid.

Hey

RA GIV YE PEACE, BOYO'S!

>tfw the reason you win the boss fight is because you remembered the fact that your melee character actually has proficiency in ranged weapons half way through the fight.

HAHA....wait hold on I had something for this.

Terribly sorry about this, but...

ÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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*Snort*

You got a license to sell hot dogs, chico man?

Nnnunnuuh!!!
*autistic knife stabbing*

"through the sphincter and past the bum, LOOK OUT COLIN HERE I COME!"
>roll squeezing check

SUP, FAGGOT?!

I CAN FEEL THE LIGHT
>radiant consumption

>Meep meep! Pblblblblblblblblv *vroom*

>Widowmakers
And I should be scared why, exactly? I mean dealing with them's easier than fistfighting a Helljack, and I've actually had to DO that. Without my armor. But please, go right ahead and toast with your piss-water that you showed "those savage brutes" a thing or two. Just makes you look more of a fool - and me laugh harder - each time one of Doomshaper's dires chows down on a squad of pikemen.

"Error: Existence of target"
"Error status: soon to be corrected"
[Disintegrator Rifle sound]
"Error corrected."

Dire Trolls. A problem. Now I know you're drunk, the ones that manage to get to our lines without killing a third of your own forces will be unable to put a dent in the Juggernaut that charges to meet them.

O DAMN

If you're going to say it, say it with automatic fire.

That's not a mountain your kovnik hiding behind.
Just thought I'd point that out.

Also, you have the wrong idea. We don't work strictly for the kriels. Our boss is a Dwarf outta Searforge, and so long as he's paying my tab, I'll work for whoever contracts us, even if it's for the piss-swilling, uglier-than-a-feralgeist, sister-marrying trog humpers in your dull, cheerless wasteland of an "Empire". Shit, I've put up with being on the same payroll as a Widowmaker for so long, I deserve a bonus.

good one

>being so confident that you suggest your opponent start creating a new character

I like your style

"please don't make me hurt you" because he's a pacifist holy boi

die you extra!!!

youtu.be/ZZPfO88-Xzw

WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Bein' a brutally kunnin' Kommando has it's moments.

youtube.com/watch?v=WdJg6Duzzf4

ALVIN'SHOTJUICEBOXALVIN'SHOTJUICEBOX

"Sneak Attack, bitch!"

Ha! You'll fetch a fine price at the market!

>Surprise, cock face!

I don’t like where this is going

>intimidate
HALT! YOUVE VIOLATED THE LAW!

I PULL OUT MY BERETTA

Not many do.

Can I KNIFE you a question?

What's Colin doing up that bum?

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When I cut you off at the pass, you gonna take it in the ass.

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see

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youtu.be/cUCm_NFpN1w

youtube.com/watch?v=_bSEfx6D8mA

>What do they say as they seize the opportunity?
Nothing. Only dummies boast before they actually have done the deed.
It's like describing your actions before you actually roll - you're tempting fate.

Psshht nothing personal kid

>be me, m16a2 american landmine
>proud german heritage
>given a comfy home in a lush tropical paradise
>some asshole in black pyjamas is trying to sneak up on my friends
>sneak up on him instead
I jump straight up into the air and whisper in his ear "psshh, anti personnel kid" Before exploding

SKREEEEEEE!!!!!

Guess what? Fucking space marines!

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She one of those people that screams as they kick like it's an old kung-fu film.
Otherwise she isn't saying anything until after she's made her attack because she doesn't want who she's snuck up on to be able to counter or dodge.

>hand on shoulder, mouth close to ear, in thick Nordic accent, whisper
"See you in Hel, cunt."
>maximised Inflict Wounds

omae wa shindeiru

Pshh. Nothin' personal, mon keigh

Came into this thread to post this. Glad to see it has already been posted. Top form Veeky Forums.

>"See you in Hel"
What, are they going to crawl inside her, or have sex with her, or what?

I kiss the dragon on the snout.

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There are no brakes on the rape train!

laughter and nostalgia.

thank you anons. it's for little things like this that I keep coming to this shithole.

>saying anything before the deed is done

youtu.be/sTcBgs2huRo?t=9s

>Enraged vuvuzela noises

Being a dwarf bard, just intense yodeling while dropping fireballs on them

"Stand and deliver, knave!" Then he waits for them to get ready before attacking.

Still awkward wording. Helhiem would serve the same purpose, while referring strictly to her realm, and not her.

WANNA FUCK?