Alright Veeky Forums, out of a most likely misguided love for this board and a fair deal of sleep deprivation, a singular idea has wormed it's way into my mind.
What would the collective Anons of Veeky Forums be like if all were transmogrified into some kind of fantasy race?
With that in mind your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to design/spitball/or conceptualize a 'unique' fantasy race that represents the best and worst out of this magnificent board.
Here's some difficulty levels:
gr0t tier: Make them reskinned or only slightly altered versions of an established race
Urist tier: Make them a decent monstrous race fit for a proper dungeon.
Fa/tg/uy tier: Make a reskin actually worth some discussion and/or make them PC worthy.
Ca/tg/irl tier: Design a substantially unique and interesting race worth extra discussion, fit for any setting worth it's salt, for use as enemies AND as player characters.
Elegan/tg/entleman tier: Make a substantially unique and fantastically interesting race worth extra discussion for use in any setting worth it's salt and for use as enemies and Player characters that Veeky Forums ACTUALLY accepts and uses.
This is also not limited to traditional fantasy either.
Sci-fi, Horror, any genre that Veeky Forums touches is fair game for this.