How do you put a fresh spin on ancient Egypt?

How do you put a fresh spin on ancient Egypt?

You send Alexander the Great.

Desu rather than a fresh spin if you just take the historical tensions of actual Egypt and use your fantasy setting as a framework for them I think you'd do well.

So decide what your not!Alexander the Great culture is. Then you put a general from that culture as a usurper king of Egypt imposing new traditions from the top down, and the tension that causes. You have some not! Carthage culture which your not!Egypt does not get along with even a little bit because they're huge economic rivals, but nonetheless not!Egypt doesn't want to go to war with them directly and instead wants to support or manipulate other people to. And you have your not!Rome as a culture not!Egypt is manipulating and doesn't realise how far in over its head it really is.

And these other fake cultures don't really have to resemble the historical ones. You can keep the trappings of Egypt alone and make it stand out.

ROBOTS

Definitely not with monstergirls and thinly veiled smut threads that's for sure

What if everyone, from the bottom-of the-barrel slaves all the way up to the pharaoh, are super fucking racist?

While rampant incest is more historically accurate, is it less sinful?

lol jani got BTFO last night

lemon scent

bourgeois revolution - merchant class striving to topple bloodline of pharaohs
historically, they lost and got razed to the ground, ruling pharaoh erased any records of them even trying, not to set example for generations to come

Neither would be sinful from the PoV of ancient Egypt. Your question is a weird one, friend.

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>image of a cute asian girl that triggers the nu-janitors
good to know, gonna save it now

She's not cute, her manface is fucking ugly. Now here is a cute brown Egyptian girl.

Anime pussy is not real pussy.

Back to /a/ with you, pedophile.

user is clearly speaking in the context of present users. This is, after all, a Christian board.

True. I remember saving several pics of her where her face isn't visible, and then I saw her face and my boner was ruined forever. Or so I thought, but I managed to unsee it and forget about it, and I can still enjoy those pictures.

What upsets me more is how flat she is. She just knows how to pose, but her body itself is nothing to write home about.

If that drawn pic gives you an erection instead of an intense fatherly feeling to cherish and protect, I'm afraid you're the pedo. We've evolved to see childish facial features, not eloganted horse-faces, as cute. Deal with it.

flat is best flavor of delicious brown

Now that I can agree with, they're perfectly good fap material from the neck down.

>That picture
Central Asians aren't brown though. Also you're horrible.

>pedophile tries to disguise his pedophilia as just an "intense fatherly feeling to cherish and protect"

>tfw no big titty chubby gf to oil up and then spent hours roleplaying extremely historically accurate ancient Egyptian sex roleplay scenarios with

Nah we have at least one or two hardcore paganfags and most users are probably more interested in fictional religions or historical ones than extant ones. Hell, I used Christian heresies for a bunch of shit in my last campaign.

>chubby
You're filth

t. Amerifat

HAHAHAHAHA!

>If you don't like fat chicks you're American
Is this bizarro world?

Make them Japanese instead.

>Kopesh instead of Katana
>Furry gods/demons everywhere
>Moon runes/Hierogliphs

Brown through natural tan is fine too.
Yes, I'm aware OP is spray-tan, kinda ruins it for me.
Takes one to know one.

And who might have that ''merchant class'' have been?

>tfw no small titty slim asp-like flexibly bodied gf to wrap in a bedroll and smuggle into palaces to fug in extremely historically accurate slightly less ancient Egyptian sex roleplay scenarios

I feel like your question is stupid and you're stupid. I feel like people should allow ancient Egypt to be not fresh.

>Takes one to know one.
hi bodybuilder-sama

Let's determine first. What spin is stale?

don't reply to your own posts

>extremely historically accurate ancient Egyptian sex roleplay

Wait so you would fuck a corpse?

Depends how long it's been left out in the sun, Mr. I-have-read-Herodotus-or-at-least-that-bit-in-American-Gods-which-talks-about-Herodotus.

That is me That isn't me

Sure, if it's warm.

Atone!

what you call sin, I call worship. I cannot atone for sins I have not committed.

Heathen.

Everything should aim to be fresh

So, like every virtually every culture prior to the late industrial era?

>"Oh, honey, they sight of your body, a gift from Isis herself, has invigorated my manhood: it has risen like Osiris from the floodwaters of the sacred Nile."
>"Pump me full of Atum's snot, my beloved, so that I may give birth to another son, to replace the two who perished before they were given names, as a mere trickle of milk flows from my bosom!"
>"Wait, that's a bit too sombre isn't it?"
>"Well, I've had to survive on 1200 calories a day like a true daughter of Egypt. Have you looked at your teeth lately? Three decades of eating a mix of sand and grain hasn't exactly done any wonders. I reckon you've got another five years before the rest fall off and you'll have to survive on a diet of bread dipped in beer."

A devoted priest's life can get lonely sometimes, and I'm sure the deceased won't mind until they're reborn. When in Thebes, do as the Thebans do.

Except racism is a pretty recent invention. A lot of people were xenophobic, even more were intolerant to other religions, but that's not the same as racism. And those things were never universal too.

>Except racism is a pretty recent invention
Well it's been about 100 years since Leon Trotsky invented the concept as a way to browbeat his political opponents into silence so not really. What IS a recent invention is using it to silence anyone who refers to quite literally anything that isn't white or western.

It's an alternate history Egypt where Saint Louis -the man who did NOTHING wrong- managed to succesfully take Cairo during the 7th Crusade and create a Christian Egyptian regime which blends the elements of Coptic, Greek and French culture while at the same time bringing Alexandria back into the fold while simultaneously securing the future existence of Antioch, Jerusalem and Constantinople as Christian cities.

>tfw lewd egypt-themed art is more or less historically accurate
Had they proper tools, everyone would've been wearing jeweled bikinis 'n' shit

>Jeweled bikinis
Yeah, if you're a prude

They are black

Wait up a second, are you trying to convince me that we were monarchs in a distant past?

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>When in Thebes, do as the Thebans do.
fuck men and defeat Sparta?

That doujin is literally the greatest love story ever told.

Otoyomegatari is not a doujin, it's serialized / officially published manga. Doujin are samizdat.

I meant the post you were responding to.

>samizdat
Are you sure you are using this word properly in its borrowed English sense? In Russian, it literally means self-publishing, but in English it has dissident connotations.

By putting my dick in it.

Other Thebes

the dude literally gave her internal organ damage
he had to take responsibility after that

She was fine with it and years later looked for him while still having the business card he gave her. I fucking dare you to name a better love story.

>I fucking dare you to name a better love story
Believe Machine

It is a good love story, just pointing out that part of it includes internal organ damage.
Would love some sort of epilogue with them tho

Everybody eats quinoa.

>How do you put a fresh spin on ancient Egypt? Have them lose to the Babylonians or Abyssinians. Then mesh their cultres together into a new fusion of cultural style.
You know, that or we give everybody massive titties.

>we give everybody massive titties
even the guys?

I will look into that later.

Same

Especially the guys!

>he doesn't know it's a ladyboy
>2018
whew lad

>I fucking dare you to name a better love story.
Lucky Yui

There were black Egyptians. They built the pyramids.

But "we wuz always slaves" isn't really a positive message.

Tell me then, oh wise user, what is a man to do that enjoys delicious brown but does not get any satisfaction out of two-dimensional women?

JAFFA! KREE!

I like how if Egypt was a person, she'd come off as a manipulative slut.

>Ancient Egypt
>not a hotbed of smut and monstergirls
I'm not sure I understand what you're saying, friend...

On a sidenote, I heard Egyptian whores would denote their fellating skills by the shade of their lipstick.

>pyramids were built with slave labour

Sick meme.

I support this user. Big tiddies, lovecraftian horror and tough burly men. Also ancient cults with more big tiddies.

tourism

Alien tech, hot babes and wars against romans and greeks.
Players/Heroes are extraordinary warriors chosen out of the ranks of assassins, guards, soldiers and court priests and can carve out their kingdoms future by slaughtering me some greeks.

Athiesm is most kino religion.

Vast deserts hiding powerful magic/tech depending on how the GM wants to have it. Desert catsuits included.

Hot.

>n-no y-you're the p-pedo

Fuck off you cunt.

Good sir, are you espousing a theory that would, if true, mark us as the decendents of royalty?

>Let’s go to Veeky Forums for worldbuilding inspiration
>Oh boy a thread about original takes on Egyptian culture pastiches
>See thread decay into namecalling and fetishes
Don’t change, Veeky Forums. Also just steal whatever you like from Ancient Egyptian culture and burn the rest. That’s how cultural advancement in both fantasy and real life work. (i.e. Christmas and other practices stolen from pre-Christian cultures.)

So, are cat people allowed in egyptian settings or will it attract the furry?

as long as they are evil it should be fine

I thought maybe bastet priestesses could use high quality wooden masks at low levels and actual shapeshifting at high levels to serve their goddess, who is married to Anubis and called the goddess of perfume.

Most pathetic post of 2018

Depends on the era really. This is late Ptolemaic I'm talking about. Rameses II era would be like an aggressive rapist and Hatshepsut the class president type you'd be lucky to marry. BRB designing an Egyptian history themed anime dating sim.

>Sekhmet
>Bastet
>evil

Alternatively
This is one of the best posts of 2018

Dumping as I find stuff

sauce of this cosplay porn anons?

That's the Greeks IIRC. Egyptian lipstick was a status signifier. They had some fancy types too: crushed gemstones, and shiny/pearlescent ones. They would be applied as a liquid over how we know most lipstick today though.

And Egyptian lipstick, I think, was often pretty highly toxic. So you wouldn't want to kiss or blow while wearing it.

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