Would you let your teenage daughter play Dungeons and Dragons with two older men (one of whom has a child)...

Wait, she's a lesbian? Damn I wanted to stick my peepee in her mouth

You're daughter is the one inviting them, she just needs your permission

How old is "teenage" in this scenario? 13 and 18 produce wildly differing answers.
In short, from about 15 I wouldn't worry about it as long as I knew where she was and they didn't appear to be playing on a black leather couch with a camcorder pointing at it.

Your basement is the best option available to the group.

You're not allowed to play because your daughter is, quite frankly, completely embarrassed by you.

I dunno. Still seems like a bad idea. Lots of alone time with these older men and the dyke even if it is in your house

If I know them, sure. Though I'd be playing too most likely. Well, running most likely. If I don't know them, maybe. At least she's home and I can keep tabs. At their houses? Not likely unless I know them well. If I don't? Unlikely. Though it depend how old she is. If she's over 16 then she makes her own decisions ultimately. All I can do is inform and advise.

Would you let your teenage son play Dungeons and Dragons with two older women?

if they were my friends who I've known since college then yes because I trust them.
If they were strangers I coordinated with online aboslutely not unless I was also present the whole time and I'd still be pretty hesitant.

Post pictures of the women

If they're under 200lbs, yes.

post pictures of your suicide

What's up with these comics? Are they supposed to be funny or are a slice-of-life pseudobio snoozefest?

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>If she's over 16 then she makes her own decisions ultimately.
The fuck? No. If she's over 18 AND not living in my house she can make her own decisions. 16 year olds don't know shit, I remember how fucking stupid I was until the age of 25

Any female over 200lbs and any male over 300 (well more like 250, but it also depends on their height, muscle mass, and annual income, they can be allowed a bit more of a gut depending on those factors) isn't a person.

Deal with it, fatty.

Nice try roastie but I’m not exposing my son to a bunch of quirky fat girls who will inevitably molest him

You gonna stop her, hoss? You're dreaming. You're better off making sure she knows how to make good decisions and letting her live than locking her away like Rapunzel. I'd she doesn't make good decisions? Sure, do your best. It's like you only know how to fix problems with a hammer instead of going by the situation.

AsianBoi here,

He’s probably disciplined enough for this.

If not, he will bring dishonor to muh famiry!

I'm not fat I'm actually dangerously underweight

I'm not a woman either

>I'm not attracted to them
>therefore they aren't real
Do what said and go back to

If she grew up around me and is my daughter, she has absolutely nothing to fear from any of those people.

When the inevitable schizophrenia sets in, she'll have had some fun at least.

You sound insane.

You sound autistic

>Using autistic as an insult

I'd say it's the same standard infantile goony beard man webcomic shit you've seen a billion times before. If you've ever said the phrase "based Wil Wheaton" and prefer to glug glug glug your soy milk, you'll probably be into it.

SHU UP

>using /pol/ as an insult
>>>/reddit/

Still going to say absolutely not.
Yes, even if they were hot and appeared sane.

Bad mouthing women is NOT OKAY, OKY?

Yes, I am going to stop her because I'm not a new age cuck dad who raised a whore daughter without boundaries. In fact I would be fine with her playing D&D with these spergs because I would knoe I could trust her precisely because I instilled virtues of responsibility and discipline in her and because she understands it's my house. I never had problems with my parents because I didn't question their authority. I would try to weasel, convince, cajole, and do the run around like any kid sure, but when they said something and meant it that was the law until I could convince them otherwise.

Only if son agrees to be my wingman
T. Bro dad who helps his son get laid

how's he gonna post a picture after he's dead?

It's not about being attracted to them (hence why there's a weight limit for dudes, too).

It's about whether or not they do the bare minimum to take care of themselves to rate being considered a human, and not literal cattle.

You will never have a daughter

I'm sorry that they deleted reddit's fat hate board

If I'm in the same group, maybe. Otherwise, nah. I'd be like that with a teenage son, too.

Quite a few...I hate to use the word creeps here, but ime there is a worrying number of people in the tabletop rpg playerbase with - shall we say - skewed ideas on what's appropriate social behavior.

>instilled virtues of responsibility and discipline in her
*tips fadora*

I don't hate fatties, I feel sorry for them.

Keeping yourself under 40 bmi ABSOLUTE MAXIMUM (it should really be 30 absolute max, but hey, thats the times we live in) is NOT hard.

Losing 200lbs and going from a ambulocetus to a regular-fat-sized guy wasn't even hard. All it took was time and a BARE FUCKING MINIMUM amount of self control.

yes because i don't expect rape around every corner

How old is my daughter in this scenario? I feel like the answer to that question would highly impact my answer to yours.

>yes because i don't expect rape around every corner

What about more experienced older gentlemen taking advantage of your naive daughter?

>Why are you being so weird? We always play stripD&D

>You DO want to be a part of the group, don't you?

There's plenty of people like that who have children.
They are shit parents and doesn't realize it, but still, they have children.

No.

Also no.

>your teenage daughter is inviting a group of 20 somethings over to chill in your basement

You fucked up some many steps back in this scenario that D&D is basically irrelevant to it

No, because there's about a 90% chance they'll try to radicalize her into being a left-wing extremist.

This.
I would abort or give any retarded children up for adoption, so that's not an issue.

You need to go back

Being realistic, no. Even if I trusted the women not to take advantage of him, I wouldn't trust a teenage boy to refrain from trying to get laid. He would either get into a relationship that would be disastrous for him and the older women, or embarrass himself.

What's your problem? He's on topic, isn't he?

>t. incel that consumes too much porn

Not in a million years.

Probably.

Do I know said people? If they're good friends and respect boundries, while also knowing that if they touch my daughter there will be hell to pay, then sure.
If not....

You're fucking retarded

>you're /pol/ if you're against the far left
What is this dumb shit?

Yes - if one of them is black and they would let me watch.

No, user. I remember being a teenage boy, and hanging out with college girls in high school always made the blood rush to my ears or my dick, but never my brain.

>goes out of his way to inject modern politics into a thread
>I complain about the political opinion being inserted into the thread, not so much the opinion itself
>wow ur mad he has an opinion!

Get out of here, ableist.

Let's just split the difference and you can both go to

Cut that shit out you falseflagging cunt

Pretty hypocritical of you, user. Unfortunately, modern politics aren't out of the way for this hobby at all, and by getting pissy and linking to /pol/ for an epic comeback (which clearly needs to be a bannable offense by this point) you've shit up the thread way more.

Good job.

>be tolerant of literally everything except straight white men or kill yourself
Ah the essence of the tumblr worldview

No, you're just being a hyper sensitive retard

You went out of your way to put politics in a place where they were absent

Nobody else here had their mind on politics but you

People without schizophrenia didn't assume that the people your daughter is playing with were le leftist commie soyboy cuck bugmen XD, because nowhere in OP's post did he mention anything of the sort

>be tolerant of only white men
Ah the essence of the /pol/ worldview

There's a huge difference between "teenage men are easily aroused" and "any contact between teenage men and adult women will result in cougar orgies."
No, the idea that a teenager can't play fucking DnD with adults is what's retarded. Everyone replying in the negative to OP's query is a mongoloid that should have been smothered at birth.

Fuck. I'm I just realized that I replied to the wrong person

>be tolerant of literally everything or die

>be tolerant of only yourself or die

lardo detected
do some pushups cupcake

Not everything, but allowing youths to form peer bonds with adults is a pretty fucking low bar to set.

Please continue to tell people how to raise their children, I’m sure that will work out for you. How many do you have by the way?

>No, you're just being a hyper sensitive retard
Pot, meet kettle.

Ah yes peer bonding in a basement over fantasy roleplaying. Surely no grown man would do anything inappropriate with a teenage girl in that situation

It's not my fault that he brought politics into a thread where they weren't warranted

Stop projecting your own sick thoughts onto half the world's population. Most people who TBT game do it to TBT game, and the people who don't usually don't have enough balls to try it in someone else's house.

I would make a conditional offer of allowing it if I could join or at least supervise it

>weight limit higher for males than females
Did you know females have a higher minimum vital bodyfat requirement than males? How does it feel to be an anti-science sweaty fatass?

>weight = bodyfat
>ignoring the fact that males are on average 6 in - 1ft taller than females, and have more muscle mass

No, it's your fault that you chose to spaz out about it instead of letting it go.

>and have more muscle mass
Except for you.

Do you leave your doors unlocked at night because the vast majority of people aren’t criminals? Putting yourself in a vulnerable situation on purpose doesn’t make sense

You'd need the entire group to go along with it, which seems pretty fucking unlikely. How twisted is your worldview that you think a DnD group spontaneously starting a gangrape in your basement is even remotely plausible?
>peer bonding in a basement over fantasy roleplaying
Yes, that's what playing games is like. Maybe you should try that instead of just shitposting online.

>it's not my fault I punched you! It's your fault you hit me back!

under these condition, this would be fine with me

That minimum is well under 200 pounds you fatty

That's a terrible dichotomy to push. There's a world of difference between "I lock my doors at night because I live in a dangerous neighborhood" and "y'all are gonna play where I can see you, so you don't do anything the LORD would disapprove of to my sweet baby girl".

200 pounds is still 200 pounds, and 200 pounds is fat unless that weight is actual muscle. You can piss and moan all you want but you can't change the fact that only the desperate want cows.

>your post was literally an attack on me!
Triggered much?

No one is calling it a cougar orgy, but I could totally see my teenage son trying to ask out one of those girls. Teenagers and 20-somethings are a tricky mix because teens are minors, don't have any fiscal responsibilities besides maybe having a part time job, and have a pretty critical timeframe coming soon where they will decide where they go to college, training, or work when they graduate high school. 20-somethings, on the other hand, have a greater security about them. They're away from their parents and usually loose with rules and morals since no one is around to punish or restrict them anymore. Many of them still don't have much responsibility because they don't have families, but some of them have plenty of spending money if they're already working. Unless I personally knew the two ladies he was hanging out with and trusted them to act responsibly, I wouldn't let my son hang out with them. Women are confusing for a guy, and it wouldn't take much for my son to think he was getting "signals" and fuck shit up for himself or them. Letting them hang out together alone is just unnecessary risk. Now, if there were plenty of other people, I'd probably feel more okay. A group of 5 or something of mixed genders, like you said, probably isn't going to turn into an orgy. But a small group of just two older girls and one teenage boy? No. Absolutely not. You might think that's overprotective, but I simply just don't see what potential benefit there is to letting him get in a situation that is far more likely to result in trouble than others.

Please don't reproduce since you obviously don't understand how to protect your children.

I’m not saying they would literally rape her you mong. I’m saying they would have the means to manipulate her. You have the phone number of everyone in your gaming group right? You text most of them regularly etc. It brings them into her close circle of trust and I don’t think that’s a good idea for a 14 year old girl and a 27 year old man