Who's that Magic Card?

What magic card am I holding? You may only ask yes or no questions.

this sounds like fun!
is it a permanent?

Is it a land

Is it Bottle Gnomes?

Does it have converted mana cost of three or less?

Does OP suck cocks?

No

No

No

Yes

Not currently.

Is it red?

Is it Lightning Helix

Is it on the Reserved List?

No

No

No

Is it a real (official) card?

Is it a Sorcery?

Is it red?

I mean white, really stuck on red apparently

Is it multicolored?

Was it printed before 10th edition?

is it counterspell?

Of course

No

No

No

No

is it green?

is it an instant?

Is it CMC2?

Does it have cool art

No

No

Yes

Yes!

Is it Cyclonic Rift?

is it blue?

Remand?

Is it black?

Yes

Yes!

Nice guessing, Veeky Forums.

does it have an alternate casting cost? (surge, overload etc)

new card

I have another card. Let's see how quickly you get this one.

is it a card older then 8th edition?

Is it a permanent?

Is it a Guru Land?

is it a planeswalker

No

Yes

No

Is it a land?

Mistbind clique?

Is it colorless?

No

No

No

No

is it a creature

Oath of Druids

is it played often in any format?

Yes

No

I mostly just play limited but I think Yes.

Is it green?

Is it from Ixalan-Block

No

No

Is it mythic?

Is it Inspire Prejudice gas the kikes race war now

Is it vanilla?

Yes

No

Picture of you holding card or you're a fraud.

is it cmc4 or higher

Is it multicolored?

is it white ?

Is it an artifact?

Does it have keywords?

Is it legal in modern?

Can confirm, am fraud.

Yes

Yes

No

No

No

Is it black?

Is it Pearl Lake Ancient?

Is it blue?

Yes

Yes

No

Is it Dragonlord Silumgar?

Is it a zombie?

No

No

No

is it mr pretty cool guy likes to rape gods and doesn't afraid of anything

Underworld Cerberus

It is in rakdos colors?

Has it been printed as a lottery card?

Yes

Yes!

You keep getting these with relatively little information. Should I do another one?

You should, also, the info we got narrows it down to either scorpion god or underworld cerberus. Since the other user said Scorpion, I went with the other.

Alright, last one before bed. What card is this?

>SG: Come to bed Rhonas it's late...
>Rhonas: Noo! I'm guessing MTG cards on Veeky Forums hss hss hss

Is it white?

Is it a permanent?

Is it multicolored?

No

Yes

No

Has it been printed only in a supplementary set (Commander, Masters, Planeswalker Decks...)?

Is it colorless?

Is it a creature?

Is it a creature?

No

Yes

No

Is it an artifact?

Is it a mythic rare?

Is it a land?

No

Yes

Yes

Is it devoid?

Was it printed as an expedition?

Does it have types besides land?

Does it produce coloured mana?

No

Yes

No

Feels like you're closing in fast.

Can it tap for colorless mana?

Eye of Ugin

No

Yes

No

Does it tap for exactly two colours of mana?

Kor haven

Is it a fetchland?

Wooded Bastion