Because they shit on the streets and have disgusting delusions of grandeur.
*ruins your format*
Angel Torres
Justin Lewis
>we can’t destroy lands
God how new can you be, there are like at least 3-5 Modern competitive ways of killing lands alone, in Legacy and Pauper you can kill lands using counterspells; just because you’re playing that Godawful Standard format doesn’t mean power doesn’t exist in Magic.