"I'm gonna stomp 'em to dust. I'm gonna grind their bones. I'm gonna pile 'em up inna big fire and roast 'em. I'm gonna bash 'eads, break faces and jump up and down on da bits dat are left. An' den I'm gonna get really mean." - Grimgor Edition
>tfw no elf waifu to pamper >tfw no elf waifu to laugh at your clumsy gait.
Zachary Kelly
>AoS forbidden interracial romances between humans and Aelves >WHFB doesn't have any interracial romances
Justify this.
Matthew Powell
>>WHFB doesn't have any interracial romances >what is teclis trying to put his benis in every attractive human female he sees? Also, source on the first one?
Joseph Collins
"The Autumn Prince" Audiobook.
Now source on Teclis plox.
Parker James
what about dreadfleet's Main character,Jaego(sticks the dick) Roth and the ex mermaid/daughter of Manann , Not a huge romance but they did sex and had chemistry.
vampire x human without turning Genevieve and Dietrich vlad and issabella until she poisoned herself.
Zabbai and felix ex amazonian tomb king royal guard who got all hot and dusty for felix.
there was also a dwarven slayer in dragonslayer who slept with anything.
beastmen x anything fimir x anything slaanesh x anything dark elf x anything.
Idunno user depends where you look
Kevin Perry
Interracial is the plebians fantasy.
Owen Adams
This thread deteriorated damn fast
Josiah Garcia
t. Asshurt Drukee
David Anderson
Giantslayer and the Tyrion and Teclis books.
Dylan Scott
>beastmen x anything >fimir x anything >slaanesh x anything >dark elf x anything
This. So much this
Lucas Sanders
Narrator of Gilead's Blood is half-elf, witch-elves fucked marauders in Storm of Chaos.
Joshua Green
>>AoS forbidden interracial romances between humans and Aelves 40k again proves to be superior to AoS.
Dominic Evans
Dark elves are for lewd.
Wyatt Allen
>tfw you will never stick this on a manticore and smoke a steam tank again
Chase Price
This is fake right. Like my group don't fuck with races outside the old world but... this can't be real.
Jeremiah Thomas
There's heaps of interracial relationships, just no breeding because they're supposedly completely different creatures at a genetic level.
No one in your group plays elves?
It was all VC in my area, probably what killed the hobby now that I think about it.
It's real, hellebron was a monster, she got shot to shit often but when she managed to connect it'd ruin someones day.
Logan Gray
and yet again 8th ed proves to be just a steaming pile of shit. Really if your excuse for playing it is "it's the most recent edition" you're a fucking idiot. wfb died not in small part because 8th ed rules were so broken that people literally stopped playing because of them
Luis Gomez
Why the git is a puny stinkin elf S10?!?! Grimgor (the best fighter in all of the old world) wuz only S8! In my group we haz a Greenskinz Warboss, Hummie weakling, puny ratling, stinking Stuntie and a fat Ogre. Me grot tells me newz of a smelly wood elf on the horizon too.
Luke Foster
because 8th ed was pure unadulterated elf wank >all elf units ASF >even if they're charged >even if they have two handed weapons and this is just thetip of the iceberg, but it's enough for a lot of players to drop the game
Luke Perry
hey lads so I just discovered this huge trove of papercraft terrain/markers/props mega.nz/#F!G8w3jBpb
password is !58u_ZlY-xUUhoKsEtdWFgQ It's got ludidcrous amounts of fatdragon stuff amongst millions of other things.
Humbly request it to be added to the op.
Grayson Green
>assfed turkey
Blake Rivera
8th eds rules were fine, although I agree, 6th ed was warhammer at its finest.
It's not, the blades of khaines high priestess were.
Also she's not actually that powerful, as it's still a toughness three elf with three wounds.
>even if they have two handed weapons This isn't true, they strike at initiative as ASF and ASL cancel each other out.
Liam White
>they strike at initiative as ASF and ASL cancel each other out. >all elves units have insanely high Initiative, more than any other race
Bentley Cox
Yes, that's how it works. Although they were still out paced by skaven and vc's.
Cooper Cook
>just no breeding because they're supposedly completely different creatures at a genetic level. its not confirmed one way or the other.
Ryan Miller
Eugh.
Isaiah Lopez
Elf waifus are for loving
Charles Turner
Cute!
Brayden Myers
They fucked up royally when they changed the rules for charging and made so that ASF and ASL work during charge too. With just this rule they buffed all elvs army incredibly and shitted on literally everyone else >no reason to play O&G >enforcing the boring as shit dwarf gunline cheese >if you had ushabti you can trash them >greatswords are now useless >say goodbye to heavy cavalry in general
Asher Murphy
>he thinks interracial is going to be humanXelf >hfw it turns out to be skavenXgoblin
Actually if memory serves me there was a bit of storm of chaos fluff that strongly implied some mauruaders of slaanesh were used as fuck puppets by some skaven
Only one of these things are true though.
The reason elves dominated was their magic phases and assorted bullshit magic items, ASF wasn't that overwhelming. The rule change made it so charging didn't grant you asf.
Adam Phillips
Mage is best girl >dat qt stutter when she says "Senlui, Oreo, Menlui" I just want to cuddle with her after a hard day's battle and fall asleep with her.
Wyatt Cox
Why is Veeky Forums so 'lewd' but then immediately incredibly innocent too. Like y'all niggas need some help.
Zachary Hill
>wanting a qt elf waifu >lewd High elves are for consensual sex for the sole purpose of procreation
Asher Harris
I've been going through this for hours, heaps and heaps of cool stuff.
tomb kid guys check this out tho, really high quality
found another archive, this ones got Ravenfell and more Dave Graffam stuff!
Nolan Wilson
There’s a lot of virgins on here or people who have warped views of sex due to lots of porn exposure and an extreme lack of sexual contact. It leads to social problems regarding the subject matter once you strip away social boundaries and make everything anonymous because any social stigma they might suffer for exhibiting such a lack of self-control in real life is not applicable in an anonymous format. Others just pick up on it and meme it back because they’re already on here wasting time and they’ve got nothing better to do.
I’m not saying that all of Veeky Forums is like this, or even that it’s a bad thing. It just is.
Eli Diaz
Fucking hell, this thread is giving flashbacks of when I used to exclusively browse /v/. Let's get this shit back on track.
WhRE can I find moce, cheap battle mats? I made my own table but only have some shitty felt materiAl covering it. Any recommendations?
Also a rules question: If, in 8th, skirmishers can reform any time, can they literally catapillar across the map all day? Or is there one model that has to be the designated 'center', regardless of how formation ends up?
Evan Johnson
I need a name for my Dark Elf Sorcerer in Return of Reckoning. But googling for Druchii male names just gives out some shitty name generator that's bland as hell.
Anyone have any suggestions?
I'd like to keep it Druchii appropriate.
Ethan Green
Vraxus Scornborne
Ryder Howard
>"I'm gonna stomp 'em to dust. I'm gonna grind their bones. I'm gonna pile 'em up inna big fire and roast 'em. I'm gonna bash 'eads, break faces and jump up and down on da bits dat are left. An' den I'm gonna get really mean." - Grimgor Edition
Fuck off with this bullshit character. Grimgor is one of the worst nuhammer characters in existence. Black orcs aren't just supposrd to be orcs but bigger, they're supposed to be taciturn and militaristic. GW should never have invented Grimgor and kept Morglum as the greatest Black Orc warlord.
David Bell
>Others just pick up on it and meme it back because they’re already on here wasting time and they’ve got nothing better to do. I wish for this to be so. I've never gotten the urge and sincerely hope I never will. It just reeks of underage-ness
Jaxon Brown
>mfw I got my name from the lore My ironbreaker was called Dercius which was a throwaway name from the Dragonslayer book I believe. I think my White Lion was called Cirienvel which maybe was an elf who couldn't stop dancing but I can't remember.
Good times.
Jack Myers
I feel the same, Grimgor should've been a regular orc.
Ethan Turner
Vraxus it is. Thanks, user.
Jackson Reed
is there any actual mention of half-X, besides some drunk slayer justifying his degeneracy about a character that's never ever seen?
Christopher Fisher
It was a good change. Charges not giving ASF put a lot less importance on them, meaning you don't have to resort to cavalry at all times.
Robert Brown
I have a feeling that after the Storm of Chaos there would've eventually been a fight between Franz and Grimgor, and Grimgor would've gotten right smashed to bits. Even some Orc lovers didn't like that Grimgor did become something of a Mary Sue, way back when. Still better than whatever the fuck GW turned him into over in ET/AOS land though.
Lucas Turner
So, is Infantry important for warriors of chaos army?
I want a 1000pts WoC army and the Start collecting! boxe ( I would give them square bases ) looks nice but I only get 12 chaos warriors
Is the chariot that good? Could it easily replace 10-15 guys? Are Chaos Knights good too?
Owen Johnson
I can't give any advice since I'm also new, but good luck in your new hobby! I'm on the fence with starting either Lizardmen or Dwarfs. Fun stuff.
Mason Watson
The chariot isn't really a replacement for infantry unless you're Beastmen. They fulfill different roles.
Luke Bennett
If you go the dwarf way, you can find really cheap figures from the battle of skull pass box, that a lot of people sell on ebay and other stuffs
That's how I got a 1000pts dwarf army for only 70 bucks
Christopher Hill
>implying a dawi with the slayer oath will lie wew lad.
Jaxson Cook
Who's the best elf, Mage or Dreadlord?
James Gutierrez
i personally am partial to the princess. She is such a qt with awesome ranged DPS. and nice voice lines.
Jose Collins
Rules question for you 9th'ers. If a character has both universal special rules and unique ones just for that unit, does those get invalidated if he gets a magic weapon?
More specifically I'm wondering if a witch hunter, which ordinarily gets reroll to wound against units with channel and the lethal strike rule, loses this when I buy him a hammer of witches which gives him 5 attacks and battle focus against units with channel? That weapon seems like the perfect fit for him.
Christian Butler
Death Hags are also super qt, but admittedly Princess/Dreadlord/Mage have better voice lines.
Jason Peterson
Infantry is important but far from mandatory. You could replace them with chariots if you want a speed orientated list. I once hade a chariot of Nurgle sucessfully occupy a horde of Bleakspears for two rounds.
Austin Morgan
Death hags have no right being that attactive. >tfw no death hag waifu to slowly wean off drungs and make addicted to dick instead.
How would you guys go about equipping and using a Sorcerer Lord with the Lore of Nurgle? What mount is ideal or should I keep him unmounted and stick him in a unit of Warriors?
Camden Smith
>battle mats
They don't come cheap, sorry.
>reforming skirmishers
No model can move further than double its move value, no matfer how many times they reform.
Footslogging woc is a common list.
>tfw you only get 70gb a month and can't download this from steam
Luis Mitchell
The Holy Roman Empire actually had 2 armies. The Reichsarmee (locally administered troops under the control of various lords) and the Kaiserliche (the private army of the Habsburgs under the control of the Emperor).
Interestingly enough, the latter fielded more troops (52,000 men and 10,000 cavalry in the Kaiserliche vs. 30,000 men and 12,000 cavalry for the Reichsarmee)
What's the WHFB equivalent of this? State Troops seem to be the Reichsarmee equivalent but do the emperor's have their own personal fighting forces?
Nolan Foster
Hold on, the harpies have their titties out? Good news for Slaanesh!
Matthew Flores
I can't necessarily speak for anyone else, but I think in general when you're a virgin and not in a relationship that you begin to idealize the facets of a loving and close relationship rather than just eroticism.
There's also the fact that handholding and being cuddly is pretty much a meme at this point. I'm not exactly sure where it came from, it existed for a long time before this, but I think it's kind of been on a revival as sort of a way to seperate Veeky Forums from /d/ on some level? I can't know.
Technically the Slayer oath has no restrictions about lying.
>I am a Dwarf! My honour is my life and without it I am nothing. I shall become a Slayer. I shall seek redemption in the eyes of my ancestors. I shall become as death to my enemies, until I face he that takes my life and my shame.
I'm not sure how strongly a dwarf feels about lying and its relationship to honor, so maybe that's actually covered. But I could see a Slayer lying if it helped him reach his mighty doom or avoided tarnishing his honor by admitting to something dishonorable. I'm not sure where the dwarves really draw the line between personal and public shame.
Am I allowed to be a little salty that the Damsels aren't as cute as the elven women? I guess it was to help make them actually look distinct from the elves, who look pretty human.
Technically you could count the Rieksguard, which does have mounted and infantry units (Rieksguard/Imperial Cavalry and Imperial Foot). But they are a more elite force rather than a whole army, so if you wanted something more fitting that you might look to Altdorf or Reikland and what state troops would be directly under the control of Karl Franz in his title of Prince of Riekland. I imagine Magnus the Pious would have done the same with forces from Nuln, and arguably what he may have intended when he formed the Knights Griffon.
Jayden Ramirez
What date is that information from? The HRM spans a ridiculous amount of time, so it kind of depends on when we're talking about.
That said, as usual the earlier material is a lot more historically-based and detailed than the later material, so The Enemy Within actually had a good deal of information about the Emperor's private army. Pic related. Later on I suppose you could call it the Reiksguard. Plus Karl Franz is the Prince of Altdorf which has a fantastically well-equipped army of its own.
Justin Robinson
Spellsinger.
Gavin Sullivan
>HRM HRE rather. Not that Her Royal Majesty doesn't span a ridiculous amount of time too.
Aaron Baker
It's more likely that telling dorf secrets to people who don't need to hear them is the shameful part. They also don't make an oath if they're not sure they can keep it.
Camden Rodriguez
>Abnett
Jordan Turner
2000s Abnett was best BL author.
David Gonzalez
Nice digits
Ryder Wright
I think I have to pick up the new cmon game just for the minis
Jack Miller
Hellebron had the S10 deathsword since 4th
Of course anyone could take it then it wasa generic magic item
Elijah Martinez
>What date is that information from? 1604
Jace Watson
Where do I buy these
Eli Robinson
Aye, you talking the truth user. GW didn't seem to know what do with their greenskins as they were rather unique and just went full retard with their brainless fungus shit. 4th edition orcs had the jazz.
Dominic Gonzalez
Yeah. In general 8th edition took a change towards more cool beerhammer. There's still tactics, but it's random enough so you can just chill with it
Jason Martin
>not Graham McNeil
Jordan Stewart
Anyone have the novel headtaker in PDF?
Hudson Ross
Yeah, bare in mind this is after the age of the landsknecht.
Also, since the Empire is bigger than the HRE and much more at risk of being attacked by small armies of raiders than state-level conflicts, I'd imagine that the Electors would have more substantial armies of their own. But it would make sense if the Imperial Guard made up the bulk of the Reikland's forces.
Jonathan Cruz
>Brainlet Tier Drew-key!
>Average Tier Drew-Chee
>God Tier Drew-Chee-eye
Camden Thompson
it's pronounced dr00ki retard
Dylan Ramirez
Redpill me on my favourite Greenskin: Skarsnik. I also like Grimgor
Anthony Mitchell
Skarsnik abducted a humie to write the story of his life. Unfortunately, he later took out the guys eyes, so the biography consistes entirely of Skaranik repeated over and over.
Of note:Skarsnik can speak Reikspiel, which is pretty neato.
Joshua Watson
Outscheme the Skaven
Tyler Ramirez
Agreed. Also: 'Mor-a-thy' > 'Mor-A-thee'
Mason Campbell
He runs face first into belegar and the ghost dads and gets krumped.
Kayden Baker
I've never learned to read that pic. Does it mean that Reikland itself is actualky the size of Germany?
Parker Price
there is no scale, so it means nothing.
Easton White
Yeah, you can't really see the scale on the first map, but it matches up with the second one. Also bear in mind that the whole north-west part of Reikland isn't shown.
Michael Hernandez
Who's your favourite god in WHF/RPG 2e and why, anons? Be it their priesthood, their own quirks, or the spells you get for worshipping them.
Andrew Rivera
That Sorcerer in the lower middle looks fucking ace
Carson Wood
Nurgle's the best. >fun blessings >God who loves you >get to spread joy >most worshippers are fun guys
Wyatt Powell
Black orcs are way too underused. They are not too expensive even with shields, can be put against any kind of unit and can work alone outside of character bubbles due to ld8, ItP and no animosity. A unit of 21 w/ gleaming pendant can be deployed anywhere on the table and will support the main line by tanking, grinding or can-opening, any way you need. Just don't pitch them alone against hordes of witch elves or trolls, of fucking course they are not gonna vaporize a full combat unit by themselves.
Isaiah Ortiz
Bumping with some a conversion. Also, what do you think about putting a nurgle sorcerer lord on a palanquin? The extra wound might come in handy, it saves on warrior cost and the large base would allow for a good reaching Nurgle's Rot. The six s3 wounds might also compensate for the lower amount of warrior attacks, especially if you buff the unit with poison attacks.
Nathan Martinez
I finished my noble on manticore, but I’m having trouble taking a photo from a decent angle. I may have screwed up a bit on the composition, since a good angle might not exist.
Aiden Lewis
They're even better in 9th where they have plate armour. Still woefully underused though.